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4600205 No.4600205 [Reply] [Original]

how much is 5 minutes of 17 years?
remember leap years. ?/?....

>> No.4600209

Is the panda related this time?

>> No.4600229

5/60/24/(365.242199*17)=5.59213493e-5%

>> No.4600230

>>4600209
no. no it's not...
and count from 1995.

>> No.4600236

>>4600229
could you simplyfy it..?

>> No.4600321

0.000056%

>> No.4600325
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>>4600209
It's a koala, actually.

>> No.4600350
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>>4600325
No, pic related is a koala.

>> No.4600363 [DELETED] 

>>4600350
No, he is correct.
Your picture is a panda.

>> No.4600364

The answer is (5/17) min/years
Whew, that was a hard one.

>> No.4600383
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>>4600363
No, it's not.

<<< THIS is a panda.

>> No.4600390 [DELETED] 

>>4600383
No, you have them mixed up.

>> No.4600393
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>>4600390

>> No.4600399 [DELETED] 

>>4600393
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koala
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda
No, I am correct.
These articles have pictures.
panda bears are well known for being black and white.

>> No.4600400

>>4600399
>editing wikipedia articles to spread wrong information

How low are you gonna go in your trolling?

>> No.4600411 [DELETED] 

>>4600400
I am not trolling and I did not edit the wikipedia article.
Panda bears are well known to be black and white, you should be able to look this up in other places on the internet.
A google image search of a panda should show you as well.

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>>4600411
Pic related is what I get when googling "koala".

>> No.4600419

>/sci/ trolling about fucking Pandas.

Oh my fucking god. And they thing /sci/ is any better than /b/

Pandas are those little cute grey things that sit in trees and do fucking nothing.
Koalas are bears that China has been using for a billion fucking years.

OKAY? MOVE ON

>> No.4600421

ITT: Harriet trolls by confusing pandas and koalas.

>> No.4600423 [DELETED] 

>>4600416
You are a liar and a troll, google image searches are the same for everybody.
I just googled 'koala'

>> No.4600425 [DELETED] 

Koalas are well known for spending all day doing nothing. Pic related

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4600430

Koalas are well known for spending all day doing nothing. Pic related

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>>4600423
I hate you

>> No.4600436 [DELETED] 

>>4600430
That is a sloth.

>> No.4600442
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>>4600423
Here's a screenshot for you.

>> No.4600450

This thread is pure proof that Harriet is retarded

>> No.4600451 [DELETED] 

>>4600435
Those images appear when I search for 'Koala', but not panda.
I think you are photoshopping the results from 'Koala', making it appearing that you are searching for 'Panda'

You are a troll, Zeldaletsplays.

>> No.4600455

>>4600451
>I think you are photoshopping the results from 'Koala
nigga I don't even own photoshop

Why don't YOU post a screen shot

>> No.4600458
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4600458

>>4600430
It's the southern hemisphere. You have to post it upside down.

>> No.4600460

>>4600451
Then why did >>4600442 get the same result?

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>>4600455
Fine.

>>4600460
That is either you again, or somebody who is also trolling.
I know what a Panda is and I know what a koala is.
I even live with somebody who studies zoology.

>> No.4600471
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4600471

>>4600451

>> No.4600472

>>4600470
what kind of fucking serve engine is that

>> No.4600474 [DELETED] 

>>4600472
The search engine is google image search, the same as Zeldaletsplays used.

>> No.4600475

>>4600470
Then you should ask Rose. She could confirm that you are wrong.

>> No.4600480

>>4600474
I don't think so. You obviously used some image manipulation software.

>> No.4600485

>>4600470
>a screenshot
>.gif
>not shooped

0/10, try harder

>> No.4600489 [DELETED] 

>>4600480
>>4600485
It was not manipulated, that is a screenshot.

>> No.4600490

>>4600470
Cheap job in paint.

0/10

>> No.4600506
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4600506

their pandas deal with it Harriet

>> No.4600515 [DELETED] 

>>4600506
*They're
Can you post a link to that video please?

>> No.4600526 [DELETED] 
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>>4600506
Haha, very amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmU_SGdtHE0

>> No.4600560

>>4600526

>doesn't get rid of Youtube ads

Pff hahaha.

>> No.4600578 [DELETED] 

>>4600560
How do you get rid of them?

>> No.4600583

>>4600578
What browser are you using?

>> No.4600587 [DELETED] 

>>4600583
Mozilla Firefox.

>> No.4600591

>>4600587
adblock plus
noscript

>> No.4600596 [DELETED] 

>>4600591
You download it?
How do I know that it does not have viruses or spyware?
Usually I do not like to download things.

>> No.4600602

>>4600596
They are addons from mozilla's official addon site.

https://addons.mozilla.org

>> No.4600607 [DELETED] 

>>4600602
Then why is it not just built in by default?

>> No.4600612

>>4600607
Because that's the strength of firefox. You can decide for yourself how you want to customize it. Have you never installed any addon? Those two are safe. Millions of people use them. It would be known if they contained viruses.

>> No.4600614 [DELETED] 

>>4600612
Are you sure?
So there is no risk?

>> No.4600618

>>4600614
There's no risk. If you're really that paranoid, you shouldn't use the internet at all. I mean how did you know that firefox is not a virus?

>> No.4600620 [DELETED] 

>>4600618
I did not install it, it was already here on my computer when it was given to me.
I do not download things.

>> No.4600624

>>4600620
Don't you know how to use a computer? There's no magic behind installing something.

>> No.4600627
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4600627

Back on topic. Here's a picture of a baby panda.

>> No.4600629 [DELETED] 

>>4600624
I know how to use a computer, but I was warned to not download things, even smileys, because as well as the smileys people sometimes secretly sneak viruses and malware and things onto your computer, and toolbars that can clog up your screen and make the viewing window very narrow.

>> No.4600633

>>4600629
How the fuck does one download smileys?

>> No.4600637 [DELETED] 

>>4600633
Sometimes there are special offers on the top of webpages, so you can get extra ones.

>> No.4600639
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4600639

>>4600506
>one a larger than the other
That's not how you do it.

>> No.4600642

>>4600629
>>4600620
I honestly can't believe this. You must be trolling. No one could be this big of a retard.

>> No.4600647

>>4600637
Please tell me you're not serious. How do you manage to use the internet and especially post on 4chan, without knowing anything about using computers?

>> No.4600653 [DELETED] 

>>4600639
Haha, well done for remembering to change the text at the bottom, but nobody is falling for this.
Koalas eat Eucalyptus
Pandas eat Bamboo.

>>4600642
I am not a 'retard'
It is better to be safe than sorry, if you do not download anything, you can not get any viruses.
This computer was expensive, potentially a single bad virus could break it. I will not take the risk.

>>4600647
I do know how to use computers and type in websites and find things, I just do not install things.

>> No.4600655

>Harriet being an even bigger dumbfuck than EK
Thanks, I lol'd hard.

>> No.4600656

>>4600653
Are you using windows?

>This computer was expensive, potentially a single bad virus could break it
I hope you know that a virus does not destroy your hardware.

Maybe we should invite /g/ in this thread.

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>>4600633
>How does one download smileys?
Things like this.
It is probably safe, but you can not be certain.

>> No.4600665

>>4600656
So they can tell us to install Linux for our freedom

>> No.4600667

>>4600653
>uploading your screenshots in 256 color gifs
>potentially a single bad virus could break it.
>I just do not install things.
>getting pandas and koalas confused
Yes, you are indeed a retard.

>> No.4600669

>>4600661
Why are you saving these screenshots as .gif?

>> No.4600671

>>4600653
You're a fucking moron and you don't know how either computers or the internet work.

You know what would be even safer than not downloading things? Staying offline. You should consider it.

>> No.4600675 [DELETED] 

>>4600656
Yes, I have windows 7.
I know that viruses do not destroy the hardware, but they can wipe all of your software and remove all of your files and photo's, and even remove windows and make it so that your computer can not even turn on.

>> No.4600687 [DELETED] 

>>4600667
I did not get Pandas and Koalas confused, I was correct, and they were trolling and they knew I was correct.
They even went to great lengths to manipulate images of Youtube and google image searches to make it seem more convincing

>> No.4600683

Well I guess Harriet is officially confirmed for troll.

>> No.4600686

0,000000049983909179956788310707017197024%
or
0,00000000049983909179956788310707017197024

>> No.4600689 [DELETED] 

>>4600669
I was told that the default from microsoft paint can not be used on 4chan for some reason, and that GIF is the most efficient for saving space.

>> No.4600690

>>4600653
>It is better to be safe than sorry, if you do not download anything, you can not get any viruses.
I'm going to have to interject here. It is not necessary to download anything to install malware on your computer. You can install malware by typing the code directly into a text editor and executing it.

>> No.4600695 [DELETED] 

>>4600671
I do not need to know how they work to be able to use them.
I do not know how a car motor functions, and it is undoubtedly complicated, and yet I can still drive.

Just using the internet itself is always safe if you do not modify any software in any way.

>> No.4600696 [DELETED] 

>>4600690
Well obviously that is not something that I would be doing by accident, and I have no reason to use a text editor or to 'execute' anything.

>> No.4600697

>>4600695
Do you install security patches?

>> No.4600703

>>4600696
Have you ever heard of gentoo?

>> No.4600704

>>4600696

Websites may install malware and viruses by you just visiting them; I guess you better stop using the Internet.

>> No.4600705 [DELETED] 

>>4600697
They happen automatically, and they are from an official source and are certainly safe.

>> No.4600708 [DELETED] 

>>4600703
Yes, I think that is the website that archives all of the threads here.

>>4600704
No.
I do not believe they can magically put things on my computer without my consent if I do not click anything.

>> No.4600709

>>4600696
But what if you were told it would make you shit bricks? Then you would HAVE to follow the instructions.

>> No.4600710
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>>4600705
This is getting better with every post.

>> No.4600713

>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys
>I was warned to not download things, even smileys

>> No.4600715 [DELETED] 

>>4600709
'Shit bricks'?

>> No.4600721

>>4600708

By visiting a website, you are essentially downloading a copy of the page.

>> No.4600718

>>4600710
Yeah, best thread in ages.

>> No.4600724 [DELETED] 

>>4600721
No, it is like reading a book. You look at a page, and then you fold it back down when you look at another page, and it goes away.

>> No.4600726

>>4600721
And by "essentially" he means "actually."

>> No.4600728

/g/ here. Shame on you for telling him to install ABP and Noscript. Those are well known trojans that will result in him being part of a botnet.

>> No.4600730

>>4600724

I don't have an appropriate enough image.

>> No.4600731

>>4600724
Jesus Christ...

>> No.4600732 [DELETED] 

>>4600726
No.
If that were true and the page was automatically downloaded, then I could look at webpages even when I remove the little wire at the back of the box.
This does not work, it days page can not be displayed because the internet comes through the wire, and you need it to be able to view webpages.

>> No.4600735

/g/ here. Harriet, you have a severe case of the dum.

>> No.4600737
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4600737

Fuck this thread. It is now an EK/Harriet picture dump thread..

>> No.4600740
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>> No.4600742
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>>4600730

I DO

>> No.4600745
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>> No.4600748 [DELETED] 

>>4600735
In what way? You suggest I should just download things at random? That seems highly unsafe.

>>4600737
Those pictures are not me, and they are not EK either.

>> No.4600749

>>4600715
Yes, and you MUST know what that means. In order for you to find out what it means, you must follow whatever instructions that accompany it.

>> No.4600752

For a science board you guys sure are retarded.

>> No.4600753
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>>4600748
Actually, they are.
pic related, it's EK

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>>4600732
Caching bro.
When you visit a webpage, the stuff is stored in your ram, and in the cache.
When you leave, its cleared from the ram, cache remains.
While offline, you can veiw the cache.

>> No.4600757 [DELETED] 

>>4600749
Well bricks are indigestible, so I suppose that would only be possible if you ate some chunks of bricks, but to do so would be a very very bad idea, and something that one might see on 'Jackass'.

>> No.4600758
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>> No.4600760 [DELETED] 

>>4600755
I have not heard of that before. How do I use the internet when I am not connected?
That should not be possible, should it? What if new information was added? How would it magically arrive to my box without a wire to transport it?

>> No.4600761

>>>/g/24365399

In case you wonder where all the inane comments come from.

>> No.4600763

>>4600205

four leap years in (1995...2011)

m=(17*365+4)*1440=8.94096e+6

x=5/8.94096e+6=5.592240654247419e-7

x%=5.592240654247419e-5

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4600764

Holyshit Harriet you are a fucking idiot.
Signed,
Everyone on /g/

I was under the impression people who browsed sci had a brain

>> No.4600765

>>4600760
Durr have you never heard of wireless? Do you still use wires haha

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>>4600760
>>4600760
This, Harriet, is the internet. As you can see it has no wires. Everything is wireless these days.

>> No.4600768

>>4600761
hey yo! we be enjoyn' thi shi. don ruin 't

>> No.4600771

>>4600761
Do you seriously think that /g/ is responsible for inane comments in a thread that started off by asking if a koala was a panda?

>> No.4600773
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>>4600760
You can't get new information. But you can view the old stuff to a degree. IF you set a page in offline mode for example, all of it will go in the cache.
Typically however, the cache merely stores images and such, to make them load faster when revisiting a page.
The actual text and such, which is small enough to be downloaded instantly, is downloaded into ram, displayed, and cleared when you leave the page. IF you want to view your cache, then google where your browser stores it.

>> No.4600774 [DELETED] 

>>4600761
They went to the technology board to fetch people to make fun of me?
They know how the intricate details of how computers work, but I was never taught. I suppose that they know whcih downloads are safe and which are not, but I prefer to not download anything just in case.

>> No.4600775

This is the best sci thread in decades. thanks Harriet. you made my day.

>> No.4600777
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4600777

>mfw this thread
panda related

>> No.4600779
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE#t=0m59s

>> No.4600780 [DELETED] 

>>4600764
What did I do wrong?

>>4600765
Yes we have that, but it is slower so I just plug into the wall instead.

>> No.4600781

>>4600774
hey at least you're not a nigger

>> No.4600783

>>4600774
How do you think you can view this text here?
That it simply appears like magic?
You are downloading the text from their webserver, and it is stored temperarily by the browser.

>> No.4600784

>>4600748

>download things at random
NO

You need to learn about the internet, how viruses spread, how AV works, etc.

Thing one is to get a decent antivirus program. Microsoft Security Essentials and Avast! are both good. Then you need to learn how to check things before you download them. Some sites have a pretty solid reputation, for instance, anything you download from CNET or Sourceforge is sure to be virus-free.

Whenever you see something that you want to DL but aren't sure about, just get on the Googles and search for terms like
:
(THING) scam
(THING) virus
(THING) fake
(THING) review
(THING) vs (OTHER THING)

and always scan anything you download before you run it.

>> No.4600785

>>4600760
Are you stupid? Your browser stores the images, text, and any resources you see on a webpage on the ram and in the hard drive, these are called temporary files for a reason, you can simply save the structure and files that make up a website and you can interact with them as long as all their parts can be accessed locally (i.e. no external .js scripts or dynamically loaded pictures).

Did you smoked one of EK's funny cigarettes?

>> No.4600788

>>4600784
how does it feel to be trolled this hard?

>> No.4600789 [DELETED] 

>>4600773
Well I usually leave my box permanently attached to the internet so it updates as fast as it can, and things like 4chan update very quickly because people post all the time, so if I can not get any new information then I suppose that a 'cache' will not help me.

>> No.4600793

>>4600789
its time to stop posting

>> No.4600801

I am not sure if anybody in this thread is not a troll.

>> No.4600795

>>4600789
yes.
It won't.
But you are downloading by being online.
Thats the point.
And, the cache does help in real use.
For example, you don't have to load all the logos to every site you visit every time.
Having a cache makes a page load faster, as only new content needs to be downloaded.

>> No.4600796

>>4600788
>implying harriet trolls
>implying harriet isn't normally this stupid

>> No.4600806 [DELETED] 

>>4600781
Do not post racism on /sci/, please. That is only permitted on /b/.

>>4600783
It comes through the internet, but only when I go into specific threads.

>>4600785
That all sounds fairly complicated, and no, I do not smoke.

>> No.4600803

>>4600780
>Yes we have that, but it is slower
The Wireless-N specification (802.11n) has a theoretical upper limit of 600Mbps, which is significantly higher than the vast majority of ISPs provide. The latency of wireless networks these days is also negligible for most consumer tasks, including gaming.

So, unless you've has some serious interference problems then wireless networking should be more than sufficient for your needs.

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4600805

so harriet is this your bf

>> No.4600807

>>4600796
i dont know this but
>implying
>on sci
you might as well use constanza.gif, /g/entleman

>> No.4600809

>>4600803
yeah, but you will get severe drop off at more than a 10 yards or so.

>> No.4600811

>>4600806
The cache will keep old stuff, so for the most part, only new content is downloaded.

>> No.4600812

>>4600807
Is this your first day on /sci/?

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Surely, someone can't be this fucking stupid. You should be sent to Australia to be ravaged by the pandas.

>> No.4600814 [DELETED] 

>>4600801
The people pretending that koalas are Pandas were trolling.
I was not, I corrected them and proved that they were incorrect.

>> No.4600818

>>4600796
Wait, so she's like this normally?

>> No.4600820 [DELETED] 

>>4600805
No.
You have no method to get a picture of my boyfriend; You do not know who he is.

>> No.4600822
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>>4600820
is this him? And you?

>> No.4600823

>>4600820
All of your twitter photos are public.

>> No.4600821

>>4600818
Yes

>> No.4600824 [DELETED] 

>>4600803
>>4600811
Well okay, but I do not really need to know these things and to know about 'caches' because the internet still works, and I like to keep it simple.

>> No.4600825

>>4600820
They could possibly backtrace your IP (logged with every post you make). If that happened, you could always call the cyber police but they're relatively ineffective.

>> No.4600826

>>4600812
not really, but i only come here for the sticky

>> No.4600828

>>4600809
This depends entirely on your router. Even if you have a consumer router, you can increase the transmit power if you flash a custom firmware, like OpenWRT or Tomato, onto it.

>> No.4600829

>>4600820
I would love to melt your aspie heart one cuddle at a time, and whisper naughty maths in your ear.

>> No.4600831

archive
also, is harriet a regular around here?

>> No.4600832

>>4600824
I know, I'm simply saying that you are downloading content while browsing.

>> No.4600834 [DELETED] 

>>4600825
I do not think they can do that. They were looking for my housemate at one point, and we use the same IP address so they would have found her by now if it was possible I think.

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Some people actually dont know how computers work? I bet you think that the internet is the work of wizards

>> No.4600837

>>4600826
well then you should learn that costanza is a staple of /sci/ trolling, especially in the realms of soft vs/ hard science

>> No.4600842

stop feeding harriet technology,
and why is harriet on this board?

>> No.4600845

>>4600836
Yes, they conjure the spirits of the computer with their spells.

>> No.4600847 [DELETED] 

>>4600831
Yes.

>>4600832
Well okay, but there is no way that any viruses can come in through these automatic downloads that just happen in the background?

>> No.4600849

>>4600831
>yells "archive"
>doesn't request archival

I did it. Now please at least vote.

>> No.4600851

>>4600836
Don't joke about the elders of the internet.

>> No.4600852

>>4600837
What the hell is "soft" science?

>> No.4600855

>>4600837

>2012
>not realizing costanza escaped /g/ a long time ago
>and it's inexplicably popular
>SHIGGY DIGGY

>> No.4600857

>>4600847
It is possible, but with a good browser it won't happen. Flash is the biggest way for this to happen.

>> No.4600859
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>>4600852
Biology.

>> No.4600862

>>4600836
>I bet you think that the internet is the work of wizards
Network administrators do in fact partake in the dark arts.

>> No.4600864

>>4600849
sorry about that, i forgot about it and started reading the thread

>> No.4600868

>>4600859
Biology is observation of the natural world just like physics

>> No.4600869

>>4600859
So what, you don't believe in doctors or something?

>> No.4600870

>>4600847

Get Firefox and a good antivirus and you'll be fine.

McAfee and Norton are NOT good antivirus applications, either.

>> No.4600873

>>4600868
>Biology
>a hard science

>> No.4600876

>>4600868
>implying math

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>>4600868

>> No.4600879

>>4600847

They can.

Visit a shady porn site for an example.

>> No.4600881

>>4600868
i bet it takes high intellect to be a doctor

>> No.4600882 [DELETED] 

>>4600855
Why do people post that? I do not get the joke.

>>4600857
Flash?

>> No.4600887

>>4600881
>intellect
>doctor
pick one

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4600888

Awwww... poor babies, is biology to hard and unpredicatable for you to understand? Why not try something safer like physics or math, that should be pretty easy for you little babies.

>> No.4600896 [DELETED] 

>>4600870
I already use Firefox, and I do have antivirus, and a firewall as well.

>>4600879
Well of course I will not do that, but you are saying that just by typing in the web address and pressing enter, as soon as I arrive they can automatically send viruses through to me?

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>this thread

>> No.4600893

>>4600882
You know, flash. Flash games, flash video players, flash ads, the stuff idevices can't do.

>> No.4600901

>>4600887
oh wait i forgot to add
/sarcasm

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>>4600888
>biology to hard
>biology to hard
>biology to hard
>biology to hard
>biology to hard

>> No.4600904 [DELETED] 

>>4600893
The superhero?

>> No.4600905

>>4600896

Yes.

>> No.4600906

>>4600896
>typing in the web address and pressing enter, as soon as I arrive they can automatically send viruses through to me
yes

>> No.4600907

>>4600898
Times like this make me wish I had a dubs folder.

>> No.4600908

Thanks, /sci/, for linking /g/.
This thread has been hilarious.
It doesn't even matter if Harriet is a troll or really really really stupid.

I sure hope he knows his /sci/ stuff.

>> No.4600911

>>4600896
yes, if the webpage you download has malicious code.

To firefox, add adblock plus.

>> No.4600913

>>4600908
>he
its a she
now link /b/ we shall get some tits

>> No.4600916
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>biology
>a hard science
pick one
>medical school
>hard
pick one

>> No.4600917

>>4600724
if your browser / a component of your browser are vulnerable, code is already executed until you can manage to close the page

>> No.4600921

>>4600873
People who call biology a soft science are just too scared to come to conclusions on their own. They only feel safe when the universe itself is telling them what is right and wrong. So basically, the more "pure" your science the more of a follower you have to be to study it.

>> No.4600922 [DELETED] 

>>4600905
Then what is stopping any website doing the same thing?

>>4600908
Just because I never learned computing or programming does not making me stupid.
I am good at other things.

>> No.4600923

>>4600724
yes, thats correct, you download the page to view it, then delete it when done.
However, if it has malicious code, it can cause harm during this.

>> No.4600924

>>4600922
Nothing, other than that if say 4 chan began to do that, we would all stop going here.

>> No.4600926

>>4600922
Being retarded is one you're definitely good at.

>> No.4600929

>>4600922
>stopping any website doing the same thing
common sense

>> No.4600930 [DELETED] 

>>4600924
It would be too late, we would all be infected and all our files could be deleted.

>> No.4600931

>>4600921
Then gender science is even harder.

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>> No.4600934
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>>4600921

>> No.4600935
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>>4600922
>I am good at other things

>> No.4600936 [DELETED] 

>>4600926
Not knowing all the ins and outs of technology does not make me 'retarded'
These things are complicated, that is why people can study it for years.

>> No.4600942

>>4600922
>Then what is stopping any website doing the same thing?
if they do it for longer, then they wont get any google traffic: google will show a warning instead.

>> No.4600943

>>4600932
How the fuck did you get a screenshot from the year 2059?

>> No.4600939

>>4600921

>interpretations vs. hard data

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i like dis thread
i like yu

>> No.4600937

>>4600896
>Well of course I will not do that, but you are saying that just by typing in the web address and pressing enter, as soon as I arrive they can automatically send viruses through to me?

They're called drive-by downloads and usually exploit a vulnerability in some piece of software on your computer (Flash, Java, Chrome's sandbox, etc.)

If done properly, you wont even know that anything happened.

>> No.4600944

>>4600930
Firstly, only one of two viruses try the file hostage thing, and they aren't too successfull.

Secondly, this is what protections are for.
Firefox will attempt to block that code, etc.

Also, 4chans reputation would be permenantly damaged.
IT's more profitable to spring up shady sites than to make a good site and shit it up with viri.

>> No.4600946

>>4600936
>downloading software
>complicated
well what the fuck are you doing here?

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>> No.4600948 [DELETED] 

>>4600943
That is a manipulated image.
I never posted that, nor would I.

>> No.4600949

>>4600936
Technology is all around us. You should know something about a piece of technology.

>> No.4600950

>>4600943
It's from 4chan vintage, 1959

>> No.4600951

>>4600939
As if hard data is even hard. Interpreting the data is the hard part.

>> No.4600953

>>4600932
>2059 4chan

NO! NO!!!

>> No.4600954

>>4600942
Firefox will also refuse to load the page, they have built-in phishing and malware protection.

>> No.4600955 [DELETED] 

>>4600944
How does one determine if a site is 'shady'?

>> No.4600958

>>4600955
Go google make money fast.
Those are some shady sites

>> No.4600959 [DELETED] 

>>4600949
I just need to know how to use technology, not how to make it, or program it.
I can use a microwave and a TV and things without knowing anything about the electronics inside of them.

>> No.4600962

>>4600955
a site nobody wants to be in connection with, regardless of virus

>> No.4600964

>>4600948
>I never posted that, nor would I.
Liar. You even posted your nude pics that day.

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Harriet I am a sysadmin, with a degree in computer science and networking.
I regular /g/ and make 100k+ a year at my job.
I can assure you that you are, in fact, fucking retarded.

>> No.4600969 [DELETED] 

>>4600950
Managing to post 31 years before I was born would be very impressive.

>>4600962
Sites that nobody wants to use?

>> No.4600971

>>4600959
You are wrong.
Also, common sense does not requirefor you to be able to "program" or "compute".

>> No.4600973

>>4600955
not be retarded
if a website has good popularity, its virus free
if a website offers something thats too good to be true, its shady
porn website are all shady

>> No.4600975

>>4600939
>being spoon fed rather than having to think

>> No.4600976

>>4600969
>Sites that nobody wants to use?

>porn sites
>shocking videos
>piracy
well, the users would probably not admit to using the sites but they do.

>> No.4600979

>>4600951

That's not the intended meaning.

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this

>> No.4600981 [DELETED] 

>>4600973
Well I never use porn websites anyway.

>> No.4600985

>>4600951
>I don't know what hard means

>> No.4600986

>>4600981
sure...

>> No.4600988 [DELETED] 

>>4600959
knowing how to use something involves what not to do
you're still retarded

>> No.4600992

>>4600979
Yeah, but it's what the other guy was hitting at. People who collect data always hold themselves above those that interpret it for some reason, when the latter requires much more critical thinking.

>> No.4600994

>>4600976
also it doesn't really have to do if somebody wants to use the site, right.

It's more like, if you would get into deep trouble running the site, anyway, then additional virus wont make a real difference.

>> No.4600997

>>4600959
knowing how to use something involves knowing what not to do
you know you dont shift gears without pressing the cluch if you can drive, right?(inb4 automatic shit)
you're still retarded

>> No.4600998

>>4600981
Why not? Does your sexuality make you uncomfortable?

Being a sexual being and satisfying your desires in a healthy way is perfectly fine.

For example, I enjoy "rape" fantasies, and while I don't do anything actually dangerous, there I nothing wrong with having rough sex with my boyfriend.

>> No.4601001

Why is Harriet on /sci/?
What science does she study?
Gender and Liberal Ethical Minority LGBT Studies?

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4chan was often plagued by "image viruses" in the past, Harriet.
If you do not want to learn about computers, you could at least learn about the culture and history of the website you're using.

>> No.4601005

>>4601001
journalism, though she will lie and say psychology. ask her about psychology, she doesn't know anythign about it.

>> No.4601006 [DELETED] 

>>4600986
Why would I lie? You do not know who I am so I would have no reason to be embarrassed.
I did not know that they could give you viruses, but if that is true, then it is just another very good reason to avoid them.

>> No.4601009

>>4601001
biology

>> No.4601015

holy fuck harriet is an awful asspie. someone should just put her out of her misery.

you fucks are stupid for giving that dumb bitch attention.

>> No.4601016

>>4601006
You can only get a virus online if your an idiot.
Porn sites are perfectly safe to those who are smart.
Harriet, are you saying you don't masturbate?

>> No.4601017

>>4601006
>I would have no reason to be embarrassed.
you're embarrassed

>> No.4601023

>>4600321
WRONG!

DateTime
now = DateTime.Now,
then = now.AddYears(17);

TimeSpan diff = then - now;

var tickCount = ((double)TimeSpan.FromMinutes(5).Ticks) / ((double)diff.Ticks);

>tickCount = 0.00000055922406542474184

>you missed by little

>> No.4601020 [DELETED] 

>>4600998
Well I have heard that they are all really wierd and creepy and sometimes the girls are forced into doing it and things. And sometimes with animals or large groups as well. I would just find it really gross.
Some people watch it, and that is up to them.

>> No.4601022

>>4601015
>implying she isn't trolling

>> No.4601025

>>4601020
>doing it
Doing what?
I am confused.

>> No.4601027 [DELETED] 

>>4601001
No, Psychology.

>> No.4601028

>>4601022
>implying she is

>> No.4601029

>>4601020
harriet confirmed for underageb&
you need to get off 4chan and go to sleep

>> No.4601032 [DELETED] 

>>4601029
I will sleep soon.
No, I am not underage. Not liking pornography does not mean that I am automatically underage.

>> No.4601035

>>>/vg/4048341

>> No.4601036

>>4601027
lol
>>4601025
porn, what else, you're retarded as well

>> No.4601038 [DELETED] 

>>4601025
Making the porn, because they get paid for it.
But it is still creepy and demeaning.

>> No.4601039

>>4601032
Not liking pornography either makes you underage, or asexual.

>> No.4601042

>>4601038
It's a job.
At least its a safe one, as 1st world porn stars use condoms.

Now, lumberjacs and miners...

>> No.4601043

>>4601038
you have no idea
go to sleep
cause i need to go too

>> No.4601046

>>4601032
>Not liking pornography does not mean that I am automatically underage.

It's true that these don't have any correlations. I liked porn since I was 12.

>> No.4601047

archive, bitches,
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
click vote against relevant thread

>> No.4601051

>>4601047
why when it's on installgentoo

>> No.4601052

>>4601046
everybody likes porn since they are 12
harriet is <12

>> No.4601053 [DELETED] 

>>4601039
People can be sexual without liking porn.
Remember, humans have always been sexual, but pornography is only an invention of the last hundred years or so.

>> No.4601054

>>4601020
Porn is as varied as anything else. Some is stupid, some is great. It doesn't take that long to figure out where the good stuff is.

And don't worry about actual bad things, the websites that host porn remove anything illegal because user report the vids.

I'm fond of "incest" myself, though not in real life. It's all about finding a particular fantasy that gets you off. Porn is about imagination.

>> No.4601055

>>4601051
Because installgentoo doesn't archive the pictures.

>> No.4601057

>>4601051
where?

>> No.4601062 [DELETED] 

>>4601043
You can go.
You do not need to synchronise your departure with my own.

>>4601054
You do realise that in porn they are just actors, right?
Those incest stories will not be real, the actors are not truly related.

>> No.4601063

>>4601053
No its not.
Porn has been around since humans could draw.
And before that, it was stories.

>> No.4601064

>>4601055
>implying any of these pictures are worth saving

>> No.4601065

>>4601053
Before magazines and internet, people used to imagine porn.

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>>4601064
>implying they aren't

>> No.4601067

>>4601038
Not all of it is actors, many loving couples put up videos of themselves having a good time. It's a great way to get in the mood. Generally the term is "amateurs". I don't like the professional stuff myself.

>> No.4601068 [DELETED] 

>>4601063
Even as cavemen, humans were having sex before they could even speak or draw.

>>4601065
People still do.

>> No.4601070

>>4601062
>You do realise that in porn they are just actors
not the person you replied to, but yes, we're not as retarded as you
and i will go now, its archived

>> No.4601073 [DELETED] 

>>4601067
'Amateurs'?
What is the difference?
Professionals do it differently?

>> No.4601074

>>4601062
Well, you said you watch TV, do you not watch any show with actors? They're not truly related, either.

>> No.4601075

>>4601068
Prior to storytelling, I doubt we could be called humans.
At most we'd be "mating".

>> No.4601081

>>4601068
>People still do.
Ok so now you're agreeing that porn always existed and humans always liked it?

>> No.4601084

why doesn't chanarchive archive the whole thread

>> No.4601088

>>4601053
Not true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_erotic_depictions

Porn is as old as human desire. We are social beings, and this includes our sexuality.

>> No.4601089 [DELETED] 

>>4601074
Sometimes they are.

>>4601075
Then where do you draw the line?

>>4601081
Pornography does not count as human imagination.

>> No.4601091

>>4601068
>People still do

I find it increasingly difficult to, at this stage.

And I rarely masturbate.

>> No.4601093 [DELETED] 

>>4601089
I mean, Human imagination does not count as pornography.

>> No.4601101

>>4601089
I would not draw the line at all.
I am not so presumptuous to proclaim that I know the exact point where we became human.
After all, I am no God.

>> No.4601105

>>4601073
The difference is hard to describe, but it's there. It's like how art styles can be different

>> No.4601106 [DELETED] 

>>4601101
Well of course, none of us are.
We have diverted quite significantly from the topic, and the OP was trolling anyway.

Goodnight.

>> No.4601109

>>4601106
finally

>> No.4601111

>>4601106
This is all your fault, you know.
If you hadn't said that the picture of the panda was a koala, none of this would have happened.

>> No.4601113

14 posts left to bump limit? Good job /sci/. And this isn't even a dualism thread.

>> No.4601117
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>>4601115
you're right, but not that many pictures so lets throw in a pic of a dead cat for good measure.

>> No.4601115

>>4601106
How does it feel to know that the picture of your boyfriend is forever archived?

>> No.4601116

Harriet confirmed for Apple-sheep.

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>that feel when no panda gf

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>>4601126
>tfw no monkey gf

>> No.4601133 [DELETED] 

>>4601064
nice palindrome get

>> No.4601141
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le sun made of ice

>> No.4601193

Harriet, do you have autism?
Not even joking, you have literally nearly all the signs of it.

>> No.4601228

Who is ek?

>> No.4601242

>>4601228
EK is rose, harriet's roommate, a slut, and a zoology major

>> No.4601246

>>4601131
That picture is like 7 seperate memes in one heh.

>> No.4601250

>reading Harriet's posts
my sides

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>>4600689
>GIF is the most efficient for saving space
Fuck me.

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>>4600724
>ALL OF MY FUCKING RAGE
NO ONE COULD BE THIS GODDAMN RETARDED JESUS CHRIST

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>>4600713
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys
>even smileys

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>>4600806
>Do not post racism on /sci/, please. That is only permitted on /b/.
Pic related; it's you.

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>>4600855
>implying costanza didn't start in /co/

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5.596x10E-7

>> No.4601518

>>4601507
Nobody cares

>> No.4601543

>>4600948
How did they get your tripcode in there if you didnt post that?

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>>4601543
>your tripcode
Stop giving tripfags what they want