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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAm-kbzT7xw

Is this real?

>> No.4510918

bump for ball-busting interest

>> No.4510923
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>>4510891
Seems legit.

>> No.4510925

seemed interesting at first, then it's talking about spirit, chakra, time traveler, alien shit.
NOPE

>> No.4510931

>hebrews are aliens

Holy shit, my sides.

>> No.4510933

Stopped in the first 5 seconds.
Immediately recognised that voice and weird doll thing as a retarded pseudoscience mascot

>> No.4510935
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>Based on the work of Drunvalo Melchizidek in the Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life.
http://www.greatdreams.com/drun.htm
>Mother Earth is awake and conscious, and She knows exactly what we are thinking and feeling.
>This is the time we have been all preparing for the last 13,000 years -1998 to 2012 - a fifteen year period. If everything all the prophets have said about that period of time come true, we are about to be truly changed into a new kind of human.
>The Solar Eclipse of Aug 11, 1999 will be the last this century. At that moment we will enter the "End of Time" until Dec 24, 2012.
LOL

>> No.4510937

>>4510891

>logical right brained beings too masculine
>logical
>blew the fuck up out of mars.

Does anyone else see an issue there?

No, but seriously.

We're just a bunch of fucking knuckle-dragging, sweating, corn eating monkeys.

We're very, very, good at doing what we do- but we aren't fucking magical, ultra-dimensional ghost monsters.

I'm still gonna watch this- but I find the whole thing very demeaning to the whole struggle of life.

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4510939

Stopped after

>modern technology can't achieve pyramids.

Lol'ed

>> No.4510940

>>4510935
You would think that they would learn to NOT use short-term dates for doomsday prediction.

>> No.4510943

>>4510937

>holy shit I left my trip fag on how fucking embarassing.


Also, I'm not buying the whole fuckin' discrepency:

>Lucifer experiment
>cut off from unity
>It isn't evil

OH MAN YOU GUYS, BUT THE MARTIANS CUT THEMSELVES OFF FROM UNITY AND THEN THEY DUN BLEW UP MARS AND FUCKED OUR POOPERS UP.

How could he say it wasn't "evil" but then go and fucking say within 10 minutes that it always ended in failure?

Also if there were only thousands of people how did we just magically make millions? Is time traveling just fucking fixing all plot holes?

>> No.4510946

That thing talks way too fast.

>> No.4510949

This is now a make fun the Hidden Human History Thread.

ITT: We all laugh at the movie.

>> No.4510955

Martians want to destroy a comet with LASER TECHNOLOGY.

yes... yes! YESS!

>> No.4510957

LOWER SPIRITS FROM THE 2nd DIMENSION

IM GONNA CUM MOTHERFUCKER.

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This guys delusion is very complex and well realised. I'm impressed.

>> No.4510970

Everyone who can stand watching this idiocy longer than 3 minutes is an intelectual masochist.

>> No.4510976

PLANTERRY GRID.

ASTRO-PROJECTION.

CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS

HNNNGH, OPEN THAT DIMENSIONAL RIP BABY.

>> No.4510977

>Tantric interdemensional sex meditations.


I'm going to bed now.

But holy shit this is this a good story.

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>Ancient martian race with laser technology builds stone pyramids to access dimensional travel.

>> No.4510991

>>4510970

Dude, you're missing out.

Ra, thoth, and the Pinsir god are going to build a spirit fucking machine to save us from soul extinction.

It's gonna take 13,000 years and they're gonna make it out of rocks and pyramids!

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>>4510970

Seriously man, shit is legit. Bet you didn't know that there is a giant 3 star tetrahedron at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle. Shits just sitting there, zapping shit into other dimensions and shit. Can't believe scientists aren't on this.

>> No.4511020

LOL shield of light in an underground tunel beneath the sphynx that cannot be pierced by bullets.

DID THEY ACTUALLY TRY THE BULLETS? they just got there and said "lol, it glows, let's get an AK and shoot the fuck out of it"

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>>4511012
>>4511020
>>4510991
>>4510981
>>4510976
>>4510977

>> No.4511033

I love how he thinks a polar shift is actually the earth physically flipping over.

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You know, this is something I would really love to believe.

>> No.4511036

lol finished it.

"It is just a theory"

10/10

Would fap again.

Good night, holy shit it's 4am.

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Heavily armed archaeologists rampaging around Egypt blasting the fuck out of everything. It's science. How else do you do it?

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What is this I don't even...

>> No.4511116
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>342 likes, 42 dislikes

>> No.4511137

>We all have psychic powers

Hahahahahuhuhuhuhhuh

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>>4511137
>He's never taken acid

In regards to the OP's vid, I do find it quite nice they didn't take any nazi war footage and play it during the evil parts of the movie. Feels strange to see someone talk about evil war and not mention hitler. Good to see we're finally moving on.

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was it supposed to be entertaining ?

>> No.4511203

It's well presented and has some interesting arguments.

Even if it's not accurate it makes a nice sci-fi fantasy story to watch.

>> No.4511530

>>4511203
>has some interesting arguments.

No

>> No.4511675

>>4511530
>>4511203

Both see this post

>>4510977

>> No.4511693
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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH /X/ ON /SCI/ ??

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4511777

>If you put an Ahnk at the end of a tuning fork it will reverbirate three times as long.


Someone do this.

We need to do this in order to find out if ANYTHING he's saying is at all bullshit and this sounds like the easiest.


Somebody who knows something about welding and tuning forks get ontop of this.

If it's true, then we get awesome psychic magical tunic fork wands.

If it isn't, then we get to be content knowing this guy is full of all the shit.

>> No.4511792

'Spirit Science' hmmm

>> No.4511793

>>4511777

simply listening to what he says is enough to know he is full of shit. No further proofing is required.

>> No.4511797

>>4510891
It was a troll from the first 30 seconds in. I can't even begin to tell you how wrong he was before the "actual" video even got started.

>> No.4511804

>>4510939
same here

>> No.4511815

>>4511793


That isn't a really good /sci/entific attitude there, bud.


I'm not buying any of the whismy flimsy spirit conscious ghost sex.

But tunning fork with an ahnk is something we can actually easily test and do.

And I for the life of me can't find any fucking videos of somebody doing it. You would think this would be something they would do.

"Look, we got this tuning for and we stuck an ahkn on it- now it LAST THREE TIMES AS LONG."

>> No.4511819

>There is similar vegetation on the hawaiian, polynesian, and easter islands. Same flora, fauna, even bugs and bacteria. This can only be explained if they were all connected as one chain of shoreline.

Fucking what

>> No.4511821

>the 1% is descendent from martians

Oh god, I lost it.
My fucking sides.

It makes perfect sense a long with the Jews being aliens.

I wish I fucking saved that gif of that power rangers monster spitting out the coffee. JUST so I could use it here.

>> No.4511823

I love spiritscience! he is the only guy i know who can combine
timetraveling jews, demons, piramid mower, magic, souls, aliens, mars, equanox, Atlantis, tree of life, chacra, the lucifer experiment, cristal power, sacrid geometry, the golden ratio and hundreds more topics into one (almost) coherent "theory". he may be full of shit, but you have to admit, he is good.

>> No.4511842

the last 10 minutes were awesome!

>> No.4511860

>>4511823
Pffft. PFFFT. I can do better.

>> No.4512007

This guy has no bullshit filter at all.

It seems to me that the only way you could come to these conclusions is if you always accept everything you hear as fact, whether hard science or mysticism, never stop and think about how it might conflict with other things you know, and then simply force it in to your ever-expanding world view.

This dude is the poster-child for having a mind so open that your brain falls out. I honestly believe that there must be some kind of neurological explanation for people that seem to have no mental faculties whatsoever that resemble bullshit detection.

Maybe V.S. Ramachandran will get on it.

>> No.4512015

>>4511777
>>4511777

At what time does he talk about the tuning forks? I assume he means an ankh as the handle.

Anyone know of any vibrational analysis software? I'd be interested in looking into this.

I'm not calling bullshit on it yet. Maybe the vibration propagates through the shape in an interesting way that can help keep the momentum.

>> No.4512060

>open link
>see the first minute or so
>facepalm, close tabs

>> No.4512081

>>4512060
you should watch it, its really good. just imagine its the background for some fantasy movie.

>> No.4512097

>>4512081
>fantasy movie
SOMEONE CONTACT JAMES CAMERON, LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN

This would be even better than Stargate!

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First 3 minutes....ok...im keeping a VERY open Mind

5:50....hahahahaha BWAHAHAHA

ARRAGGHAHAHA

I'm laughing harder than pic related!

>> No.4512106

>>4512015
>At what time does he talk about the tuning forks?

starts at 43:40 (story is very distorted)

better do: search?q=Atlantean+sound+focusing+technology

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grrr8

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6pYAiRqhio&feature=related

Awww, yeah, you guys.

We gonna move on to motherfucking crystals.

This is HELLA science.

MINERAL BODIES.

>> No.4512769

>>4512748
>this voice
Oh shit I've heard this voice before. WHY have I heard this before. Is it just the filter?

>> No.4512770

>>4512748
>top comment
>I used a selenite crystal to help me with my third eye meditation and it helped a lot, I could feel my spirit being pulled out of my third eye and I put the crystals point on my third eye and I could feel the energy of the crystal.After the meditation I went to sleep and was able to remember my dreams and i feel like im happy and full of energy.

>> No.4512825

>>4512748
Why is there so much misinformation allowed? Gross scientific misinformation should be punished with euthanisation.

>> No.4512842

>>4512825
Allowing this punishment to be exercised over ideology can't be adequately prevented from being abused. Soon it's Thought Crime and 1984, here we come.

>> No.4512849

http://www.thespiritscience.net/forum/discussion/1176/katy-perry-e-t-really-about-indigos-and-ascens
ion

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>>4512825
>>4512842

>2012
>Not putting shiny stones in your water to make it cleaner.

I seriously hope you don't do this.

>> No.4512869

>watch video
>Pyramids of Gizeh
>there is no modern explaination on how they have been made
>close video

WHY.

>> No.4512885

>>4512869
i don't know why you closed it, you should watch it. its good, not true, but good. bulshit, but good.

>> No.4512889

>>4512825
Freedom of speech and all.

If I or you were smart, we'd jump on the train and sell shiny stones for the thousandfold price we paid to get them shipped here. Then piss on them and coat them in cow fecies. To make sure they're all-natural.

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>>4512854
>2012
>not purifying your LHC in water to make sure no evil black hole energy can be created

>> No.4512910

>>4512885
I expected some Neil-Adams preachery about how everything we know is a lie and that every scientist is just lying to us.

As you recommended, I continued. Oh wow. And then I saw >NwoSatire. Still, it's horrible that there will be people who actually believe this, no matter if its a pretty fabulous troll video or not.

It entertains me nontheless

>> No.4512972

>>4512748

>Cell phone towers cause droughts.

Hahahaha.ha..what?

>> No.4513193 [DELETED] 

Heheheh, yes goyim, we are ascendant beings, worship us...

>> No.4513289

There is no such thing as a polar shift.
Remain calm, stay in your homes.

Sincerely,
NASA

>> No.4513304

>pyramids

There have been demostrations of exactly how they have been made. Should I watch any further or am I just going to get even more annoyed at the ignorance?

>> No.4513310

>>4513304
It might be a parody. Consider it entertainment.

>> No.4513356

>nwosatire

Come on people

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>>4510991
>Pinsir god
...What?

>> No.4513564

>>4513310
>It might be a parody.
It's not funny.

>Consider it entertainment.
It's disinfotainment. Probably related to Zeitgeist/Scientology/Kabbalah.

>> No.4513572

>>4513564
Your jimmies are rustled.
>>4513356

>> No.4513573

>consciousness grids
>jews, martians, higher beings
>dimentional leaks
>dickstabbing every scientific perspective

solegit.mpeg

>> No.4513580

>>4513572
>Your jimmies are rustled.
My what?

>> No.4513587

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-really-rustled-my-jimmies

>> No.4513592

You laugh but it really isn't funny and the quality of the vid is suspiciously good.

Scientology and Judaism started with crap like that.

>> No.4513599

>>4513592
uploaded at Mar 24, 2012
16,469 views
it's his 20th video so his account isn't new
you be the judge

>> No.4513618

>>4513599
It looks too professional. As if it was made in a big studio. Stopped watching after that merkaba crap.

Some students/random people don't make a high quality 59 minute "satire" just for fun. That's too professional.

Zeitgeist or Venus Project. You shouldn't support something like that.

>> No.4513624

So /pol/ is right about the Jews?

>> No.4513652

>>4513618
>big studio
>professional
bitch please, it looks like a combination of a talented and passionate flash artist who likes to draw fairy tales. Yet it's kinda wierd that he doesn't bash on jews, and sucks their dicks. But if it was a game of jews, this would have much more viewers or fame already

>> No.4513672

>Logical beings with no emotions
>End up fighting

One would think that completely logical beings, with no reptilian vestiges in their brains, would actually be rational enough not to fuck their whole shit with nuclear bombs, right?

>> No.4513700

>>4513672
Rational entities wouldn't follow a cult so they have to be painted as evil while the good followers, the retards can feel their way to enlightenment or whatever they promise.

Good followers condemn ebul and cold rational thought because any sense of reality deprives the leaders of money.

>> No.4513728

Someone did more drugs that he should.

>> No.4515935

this is awesume! much better than the Athene's Theory of Everything shit.

>> No.4516424

>>4513672

It's logical to exterminate africa + the middle east but emotional qualities conflict with this idea.

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/sci/entists don't have souls.

0:20 - 0:45

"Golden ratio"

"Lined up precisely with Orion's belt, Golden Mean and Fibonacci spiral and be a primary nodal point for every sacred site on the planet"

>implying aliens

I would fucking love aliens to have done it but alas, they've fucked off or just didn't exist.

Looking forward to 21st of December because either aliens or everyone will shit themselves because of nothing then make up excuses.

>> No.4517820

>>4516465

>Aliens

I myself am incredible subscribed to the idea that even THINKING aliens helped us in anyway is incredibly demeaning to our species achievments.


It's ENTIRELY all about the feeling of self accomplishment and all the fucking inspiring culture and legacy about the whole thing.

Vs

We're too fuckin' dumb to do maths and pile rocks.

>> No.4517841

[citation needed], The Movie.

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> the vid on pyramids: "No modern theory... explains how they
> could have been made."

mfw dumbfucks on interwebs