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[Anonymous No.4494220]

So I just took off from Mars, where do you want to go gentlemen?

Flying over Olympus Mons like a baws and don't even give a fuck.

[Z !!QQRoaMCrnqP No.4494226]

XY canis majoris

[Z !!QQRoaMCrnqP No.4494227]

>>4494226
I mean VY.

[Decane !pWjeNJPNjs No.4494228]

>>4494220
Fly to earth.

[Anonymous No.4494234]

where'd you get your fuel?

[OP No.4494235]

>>4494226
>>4494228
Shitty game crashed, doesn't like to be alt tabbed I guess.

Restarting dicked onto the ISS now, where to?

(don;t know how to undick btw)

[Z !!QQRoaMCrnqP No.4494239]

>>4494235
VY canis majoris.

This thing on?

[OP No.4494244]

[Anonymous No.4494246]

>>4494235
>isshygddt.jpg

[OP No.4494254]

>>4494239
I'm afraid even with time acceleration turned on it would take thousands of years to get there.

Sorry.

But I'll give it a go.

[Decane !pWjeNJPNjs No.4494255]

>>4494244
why the fuck does the spaceship have wings

Why would you give a spaceship wings

I don't even

[Anonymous No.4494259]

>>4494255
when you're landing on a planet that has atmosphere?

[Decane !pWjeNJPNjs No.4494266]

>>4494259
why would you land on a planet with atmosphere

[OP No.4494268]

>>4494255
It's a concept craft for the game, it has wings so it can be conventionally flown/take off in Earth's atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.4494272]

>>4494266
Because you want to land on a planet?
And some of them have some atmospheres?

[OP No.4494280]

And we're off.

Unfortunately I don't know how to pause the game, only slow it down, so while I type this I expect the craft has crashed into the ISS killing everyone on board.

[OP No.4494296]

...and I pressed the wrong button, a second later I'm miles away from the ISS.

Now to figure out how to set my computer to transition to Mars

[OP No.4494302]

>>4494296
Forgot my image.

[Anonymous No.4494316]

>just took off from Mars

Did you visit the pyramids?

[Anonymous No.4494338]

>Flying over Olympus Mons like a baws and don't even give a fuck.

lawl

[OP No.4494339]

>>4494316
Yes, I refuelled in Cydonia. Also had a space burger at the Mars Face Diner.

[Decane !pWjeNJPNjs No.4494340]

>>4494220
How the fuck do you control this thing? Controls are crazy sensitive, and I have no idea how they map to keyboard

[OP No.4494349]

>>4494340
Me neither man, hit F8 until you get a cockpit view like pic related.

From there click on shit with your mouse.

Don't even ask me how to use the MFDs to set a course, you'd need to be a fucking astronaut to do that shit.

[OP No.4494356]

>>4494340
Also, be thankful that the Delta Glider doesn't have controls like pic related.

[Anonymous No.4494361]

>>4494356
Oh geez, is that the space shuttle's controls? I've always thought that everything was completely automated from Earth.

[Anonymous No.4494363]

>>4494339
>Mars Face diner
>the second-most expensive eatery on the planet
Hope they at least gave you the spacer discount?

[Anonymous No.4494388]

>>4494361
Can't. Due to signal loss and also due to delay when routing the signal.

[Anonymous No.4494397]

>>4494388
How long is this delay? For example, the astronauts in the ISS, if something went wrong and they sent a message to Earth, how long would it take to get here?

[OP No.4494418]

Well fuck I did my transfer burn at the wrong time (random)

And I'm currently on my way out of the solar system, no chance of Jupiter or Saturn catching me, If I'm lucky I'll end up orbiting the sun, not likely though.

I've figured out HOW to do the transfer burn, but not how to set my on board computer to tell me when.

Shit sux, I'll try landing on the Moon instead.

>>4494363
I know the owner.

[Anonymous No.4494449]

>>4494397
It'' not the delay to earth that's the problem, but the routing delays from the surface station to Canaveral.

Also, telemetry isn't always 100% correct, so a situation might get interpreted wrong, which might be hazardous.

[Anonymous No.4494462]

op, i want to see the glorious venusian sunrise

[OP No.4494505]

>>4494462
Damn, I just read up on this shit, apparently it's pretty impossible to plot a course to the planets using the default MFD. I have to use TransX, but with that I have to read a shitty PDF, cannot be bothered right now, sorry.

[Anonymous No.4494511]

>Mars Face diner

best one is in Melas Chasma, in the mountains just below the Atlantean Lady

[Anonymous No.4494790]

FUCK EVERY PART OF THIS GAME.

I can't figure out the controls. I just want to fly into the sun....

[Anonymous No.4494968]

Waterfucker.mp3
What is this magic?