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Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:50:44 2012 No.4462381 [Reply] [Original]

P-please SCI HELP m-me get a gf

;_______;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:51:51 2012 No.4462386 Mate Attraction Theory does not exist yet. We cannot help you at this time. I recommend going to a place where conjecture and maybe are permitted: >>>/adv/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:51:51 2012 No.4462385 Why?

>>	Harriet !x6oGOnISPY Tue Mar 13 15:52:59 2012 No.4462389 >>4462381 Stop making these threads. Either go out and socialise with women, or else join a dating website or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:54:15 2012 No.4462399 >>4462389 how do i socialize with women? ;_;

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:55:24 2012 No.4462403

>>4462389
Not OP, but I share the same problem. While I agree that his thread start was bad, I have to say that your advise is worthless. Telling someone who has huge problems with socializing, that he should simply do it, is the worst and most idiotic "advice" ever (cannot even be called advice).
For someone who claims to study psychology you are presenting a horrendous lack of empathy and understanding of human emotions and behaviour. Your ignorance of the subject is only topped by your lack of self reflection.

>>	Harriet !x6oGOnISPY Tue Mar 13 15:56:31 2012 No.4462405 >>4462399 Talking, dancing, games, sports... Use your imagination. Socialise the same way that you would with men. I presume you at least have friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:57:31 2012 No.4462409 >>4462405 I don't have friends. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:57:31 2012 No.4462410 >>4462403 Thank you, more evidence Harriet blows

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:57:39 2012 No.4462412 >>4462405 i have 2 left feet ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:58:39 2012 No.4462415 >>4462405 Once again: Shitposter quality. You cannot help him. You have nothing valuable to contribute, yet you post. Stop it, EK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:58:39 2012 No.4462417 >>4462410 Also a way to get "friends".

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:58:39 2012 No.4462418 >you will never suffocate on kanye wests sock after he performs 10 songs from his latest album ;_;

>>	Harriet !x6oGOnISPY Tue Mar 13 15:58:39 2012 No.4462419 >>4462403 >>4462409 I can not even imagine how one would be incapable of socialising. It comes naturally to everybody else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:59:47 2012 No.4462420 What happened to killing yourself? Did you chicken out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:59:47 2012 No.4462421 >>4462419 >It comes naturally to everybody else. Enough of your pretending. YOU DO NOT KNOW ANY PSYCHOLOGY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:00:56 2012 No.4462425 >>4462420 bwack bwack bwack ;_;

>>	TheFrog !!WEeJBAAIwkv Tue Mar 13 16:02:12 2012 No.4462429 File: 91 KB, 777x738, sadfrog16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The real frog guy here. OP is badly trying to parody me. Please don't take him serious. I'm gonna tripfag from now on. ;_;

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:04:19 2012 No.4462434

>>4462399
find a club or activity, so that you have common interests with others in a group setting.
this will allow for informal interaction, which will help you to build up your confidence.
in order to make friends, or a girlfriend, they have to want to be around you.
take initiative and be proactive, talk about things that interest you both.
stick with conversational discussion, only argue or debate when you know that it would be welcomed.

sports and other recreational activities are also great ways to break ice and meet people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:04:19 2012 No.4462436 File: 92 KB, 200x184, 4e0[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462429 p-please dont m-mock me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:04:19 2012 No.4462438 >>4462429 Silly frog Why are you sad You are in space capable of witnessing the grand beauty of our world

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:05:27 2012 No.4462440 >>4462434 where do i find clubs ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:06:35 2012 No.4462442 Work out. Learn to not give a fuck. Humor women by listening to their stories. Act confident and like you don't need them. Bitches love that type of alpha behavior.

>>	TheFrog !!WEeJBAAIwkv Tue Mar 13 16:06:35 2012 No.4462445 File: 8 KB, 225x225, sadfrog17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462438 Space and the alleged beauty of our world become meaningless when one is incapable of feeling postitive emotions. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:06:44 2012 No.4462446 Give me your address. I'd be glad to kill you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:07:44 2012 No.4462449 you guys are lame

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:07:44 2012 No.4462450 >>4462434 you also have to decide to make these changes in your personality and behavior. take charge of your life and believe in yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:07:44 2012 No.4462451 >>4462445 Its all in your mind broseph Take some psychedelics and mentally reevaluate what ails you I suggest ecstasy and shrooms

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:07:44 2012 No.4462448 File: 38 KB, 200x171, 1315623340001[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462445 why do y-you continue to mock and impostor me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:09:59 2012 No.4462454 >>4462451 LSD if you can find it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:12:17 2012 No.4462457 File: 39 KB, 200x146, 1310428654001[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462451 >>4462454 p-please im scared of sh-shrooms ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:12:17 2012 No.4462458 looks like some people aren't aware of the oldest profession: prostitution. relationships become highly overrated when you can fuck a bitch any time you want.

TheFrog !!WEeJBAAIwkv Tue Mar 13 16:12:23 2012 No.4462459
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>>4462448
I know all the troll games. I spent way too much time on 4chan. All the time that I didn't spent on socializing. I don't think you can troll me this easily.

>>4462434
What club can I join when I have no common interests with others besides science and math? I am already studiying science and math and I don't like the people at university. Neither do they like me.

>>4462450
How do I make choices in my personality? It's easy to say this, but no one can explain how to execute that advice.

>>4462451
>>4462454
I tried drinking huge amounts of alcohol in the past. The following hallucinations were enjoyable I have to admit. Though I don't want to permanently damage my brain functions, because my intelligence is all I have.

;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:13:35 2012 No.4462461 >>4462459 alcohol is a terrible drug for your problem. get better ones.

>>	TheFrog !!WEeJBAAIwkv Tue Mar 13 16:14:35 2012 No.4462463 File: 18 KB, 312x247, sadfrog26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462458 I am not interested in "normal" sex. Never did I feel any desire to actively penetrate a woman. ;_;

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:14:35 2012 No.4462464
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The day will come. The day you get a gf. And /sci/ will celebrate. You have to take the next step. Pack up all the help and advices you've been gathering in the past few months and put it into use

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:15:40 2012 No.4462469 >>4462459 hallucinogenics don't make you stupid, but they do change your personality. alcohol changes your personality and makes you stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:16:47 2012 No.4462472 >>4462464 You must act on knowledge. You are a /sci/entist.

TheFrog !!WEeJBAAIwkv Tue Mar 13 16:28:08 2012 No.4462486
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>>4462461
Which ones are better? The ideal drug that only induces happiness while having no negative effects has not yet been developped.

>>4462464
I came to the conclusion that my problems are deeper than simply not having a gf. As one wise anon told me: As long as I can't feel good without gf, I also won't feel good with gf. Still the lack of gf is emotionally the most important problem right now to me.

>>4462469
Hallucinogenes are proven to bring forward recurrent psychotic episodes in the long term. Since I alreay have a genetic disposition, I don't want to risk that.

;_;

;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:28:16 2012 No.4462487 >>4462463 then what the fuck are you interested in? you're pants on head retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:39:27 2012 No.4462497 >>4462463 then what the fuck are you interested in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 17:00:00 2012 No.4462504 File: 45 KB, 500x461, idontknowthatfeel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462389 i actually enjoy these threads dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 17:07:47 2012 No.4462507 >>4462463 Maybe you're a fag op?

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 17:12:28 2012 No.4462511

Mr sad frog, it's quite obvious what you need. You need someone in real life pushing you to do things you're too afraid of doing now.

Call your parents if you have no one else and ask them for help.
You need someone who tells you to come out with him/her, someone who doesn't take no for an answer, someone to introduce you to other people. Then you'll have some ground to stand on.

Good luck!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 17:17:59 2012 No.4462512 Be confident. That's all it is. Being well dressed and physically fit are part of it (Unless you're a fedora-wearing neckbeard, then they matter), but confidence is key.

TheFrog !!WEeJBAAIwkv Tue Mar 13 17:39:32 2012 No.4462521
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>>4462487
>>4462497
I am sexually deviant. That shouldn't be special here on 4chan.

>>4462507
He might be a fag, I am not. OP is not me.

>>4462511
My parents can't help me. They don't have any friends or social contacts either.
You are suggesting me to get a friend, while this is exactly my problem, that I can't find a friend.

>>4462512
"Confidence" sounds like a buzzword. People keep telling me to become confident, but no one can tell me how.

;_;

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:19:20 2012 No.4462534

start walking around at night. put finger in your ass. dump your legal windows xp and install random linux. pretend for yourself that music for you is more than it actually is. study fourier transform, but actually never understand it. call everyone is faggot, dont talk to people at all. then you will reach eternal beauty of life... what else can i suggest you

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