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hey /sci/
I know this garbage is more suited to /adv/ but I'd prefer to ask you anyway.
the thing is, I'm pretty obsessed with one of my professors (not my advisor, but I still do some side research with him and see him often).
I'm not too aspie but I still blush and act awkwardly when he's around.
It's a really small department too. I don't really have a chance with him, but again it's really awkward. What should I do?

>> No.4456905

Grab his crotch and post the results here.

Do it for SCIENCE.

>> No.4456929
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GTFO

>> No.4456932

>>4456929
I'm a girl, it's not an engineering department

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>>4456932
>a girl
>not engineering

>> No.4456949

>>4456932
Clearly not, an engineer would be more alpha and just stick his cock into his professor's ass.

>> No.4456951

>>4456942
actually, madame lavoisier (in your picture) was known to help her husband

>> No.4456958

>>4456951
Sucking him off while he tries to write something in an orderly fashion is NOT helping. Silly fag.

>> No.4456960

I'm in the same position ;_; feels highschool as fuck, man.
I've even started going to less parties/large social gatherings outside my close group of friends because I don't see the point in meeting new guys when I'm still so infatuated with him...

>> No.4456966

>>4456960
yeah, at first I tried meeting other guys to stop thinking about him but it didn't work at all.
the silly/good side is that I'm learning a lot of science by stalking his research

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/adv/ is over there.

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>> No.4456973

I will genuinely help you if you post a picture. It will also help me help you since I will know what you have to work with.

No one is going to track you down, and if you're too self-conscious to post here then for sure nothing will happen with your professor so you should delete the thread.

Also, I'm curious to know if it's worth it to become a professor to see what kind of chicks I can get. So please promptly post a visual aid of your aesthetic features.

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>> No.4456978

>>4456966
Do you actually know if he's single? Mine's definitely not married, but he's so perfect that I get this feeling that he's not single ;__;

>>4456971

Himuro > Hikaru

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>>4456973
>ITT: tits or GTFO
I support this notion.

>> No.4456982

>>4456978
no, he's married
I said I don't really have a chance with him

>> No.4456985

>>4456981
She doesn't necessarily have to post tits, especially since mods might delete thread. A face/body shot will suffice. Timestamp of course required.

>> No.4456993

>>4456982
Simply by virtue of being a girl you have a shot with 3/4 of the male population, but I'm going to need that pic soon or I'll just report the thread for off-topic.

>> No.4456994

>>4456978
Why don't you just ask him/someone close to him if he's single. Jesus, fucking beta females ITT.

>> No.4456995

>>4456982

Oh, I'm so sorry. I know that feel all too well ;_; I don't have much advice, I'm sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNDiLXjuvE

>> No.4456997

Alright show's over.

Saged, Hidden, Reported.

>> No.4457001

>>4456993
not that off topic, I mean, it's affecting the way I do science, I'd probably be in pretty unrelateed research if I weren't obsessed with him

>> No.4457005

>>4457001
Too late. Reported.

>> No.4457009

>>4457001
We have no data (pictures) to work with, thus this isn't science, post pic or leave.

>> No.4457029

>>4456993
lolwut.
Have fun with your fat chicks, bro.

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Bitch, you are into science and you are female. If you don't look like Frankenstein's latest creation, you can consider yourself to be the secret fantasy of 99% of males in your university/college/workplace.
There are bound to be some decent ones among them.

Man the fuck up and ask your professor out, if he declines, well tough, you have been breaking hearts for years without knowing nor caring. Now get out.