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4449578 No.4449578 [Reply] [Original]

ALRIGHT, HANDS UP! THIS IS A ROBBERY, I WANT YOU TO PUT ALL YOU BEST SCIENCE IN THE BAG AND WE CAN ALL GET OUT OF HERE SAFE AND SOUND.

>> No.4449587
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4449587

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE? I POP A CAP IN THIS ONE IF I DON'T START GETTING SOME SCIENCE SOON.

>> No.4449592

ALRIGHT, YOU MESSED UP. YOU GOT TO THE COUNT OF THREE BEFORE I START KILLING HOSTAGES.

1...

>> No.4449596

You can have sociology!

>> No.4449598

>>4449578
>>4449587
>>4449592
>>4449595

>> No.4449599

I can put turtology in a bag do you want turtology

>> No.4449595
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2...

DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT.

>> No.4449602
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4449602

Or biology.

Wait you said science.

>> No.4449605
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>>4449596
HAND IT OVER. I usually stay away from the social sciences, but this shit looks pure.

NOW DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME?

>> No.4449606
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4449606

>science

>> No.4449607

>>4449605
Want turtology

>> No.4449610

>>4449602
DO I LOOK LIKE I AM ROBBING A SECOND RATE HIGH SCHOOL?! FUCK NO I DON'T WANT THAT BIOLOGY.

>> No.4449612

>>4449610
Please take turtology

>> No.4449614
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4449614

>>4449607
WELL WHAT I SAY IS ALWAYS VALID ANYWAY, HAND IT OVER.

>> No.4449620

>>4449614
Okay.
Just an heads up, turtology is only taught at the university of Equestria and it teaches about turtle social relationships, turtle physiology and turtle psichology as well as discrete turtle analysis.

>> No.4449621
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4449621

THIS IS A PUNY AMOUNT OF SCIENCE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF, BUT I HEAR THE COPS COMING, ILL BE BACK THOUGH, YOU BEST HEAR THAT.

>> No.4449625

>>4449623
Turtle raised to the turtle produces the turtle set

>> No.4449623
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>>4449620
TO BAD I ALREADY WAS A PONY MOTHERFUCKERS!

>> No.4449629

I don't want to do this but here you can have... Scientology. I know it's what you're really here for. After all as you can see from its name its composed of almost pure science, the purest you can get it. It's the main pillar on which all our other science lean on...
Please you can take it if you will just spare our minor, befuddled abstract sciences, what use can physics give you anyway.

>> No.4449631

YOU CAN HAVE PHYSICS! SORRY GUYS

>> No.4449636

YOU WANT SCIENCE? HAVE SOME ECONOMICS

>> No.4449638
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>>4449623

>> No.4449639

I give you astrophysics

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This town deserves a better class of criminal.

>> No.4449920
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I'll see your astrophysics and raise you a chemistry.

>> No.4449922
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Nothing to say, mr. masked robber? If you kindly hand over your science to me i can be on my way.

>> No.4449928
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4449928

Srsly? Chemistry? I've got chemistry down pat. Fire it burns things.

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>>4449578
Here have some robotics.

>> No.4449942
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>>4449928
you think you got chemistry huh faggot? Explain motherfucking xenon tetrafluoride then. Xenon's a motherfucking noble gas, EXPLAIN THIS SHIT FUCKER!

>> No.4449952

>>4449938
OH GOD NO NOT THE ROBOTICS

>> No.4449961
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>>4449952
Robotics isn't a science, it's engineering. You know what engineers do right? Engineers get shit done, shit like crime fighting SWAT team robots.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>> No.4449967

oh I get it, this is an attempt to make an epic thread in sci :D

>> No.4449971
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>>4449920
What the fuck?
Why a picture from Watership Down?

Sorry, nostalgia moment there!


OH and TAKE MY FRUSTRATION!

>> No.4449972
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>> No.4449980

>>4449938
robotics is shit tier
>God Tier
mathematics, engineering
>Mid Tier
physics, programming
>Low/Shit Tier
all other science

>> No.4449984
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>>4449942

Simple when i set it on fire, it burns.

>> No.4449997

>>4449980
Confirmed for buttmad
Robotics is the future bitches

(It kind of straddles the fence anyways, taking engineering skills but a scientific approach. Never could really decide if it was more like one or the other so I just think of it as both)

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>>4449942
It's valances are functional.

Are you fucking retarded?

It can expand its octet.

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>>4449578
I masturbate to this image every night

no seriously

>> No.4450112

Here! Take Microelectronics and Photonics!

>> No.4450135

>>4449980
>mathematics
>a science

Pick one.