/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4433416]

Nightly piss bottle thread.

Post preferred bottle type, method of use and disposal, etc.

Why do you think toiletfags are so opposed to the idea of piss bottles? It eliminates a lot of inconvenience. How can we change their minds?

[Anonymous No.4433419]

[Anonymous No.4433423]

>roommate never goes to bathroom for more than 10 seconds
>start to wonder what's going on
>sounds like hes just washing his hands and thats it
>open his closet one day while looking for my headphones because he always takes them
>piss bottles
>piss bottles everywhere
>literally over 100 piss bottles
>move back in with parents

[Anonymous No.4433441]

>>4433423
lolol i do that

[Anonymous No.4433451]

I was at a shitty punk show once and somebody opened a gatorade piss bottle that was so old it was orange. The whole room immediately smelled like ammonia.

[Anonymous No.4433485]

>It eliminates a lot of inconvenience.
By that logic why not wear a diaper?

Seriously, what is so inconvenient about toilets? Or pissing in a bush if you can't find a restroom? What about bottles is so damn attractive?

[Anonymous No.4433502]

>>4433485
Not a piss bottle friend, but...

>Seriously, what is so inconvenient about toilets? Or pissing in a bush if you can't find a restroom? What about bottles is so damn attractive?

Typically people already have water/Gatorade bottles with them, and when they finish drinking them, well... you can either throw them away or repurpose them. And why not piss in a bottle?

But I don't piss in a bottle. I couldn't contain piss anywhere but a toilet.

[Anonymous No.4433517]

....really?

this is science?

[Anonymous No.4433555]

>>4433517
everything is science!

my piss bottle is salty!! fuck you piss ass cock jizz ASS sssss cocks destory rip off my cock stomp it cockit piss shotgun

[Anonymous No.4433823]

I haven't pissed in a bottle for perhaps a year or so but when I do:
>preferred bottle type
Anything that'll hold a full release of urine. If I'm being picky, something with a thick neck but I'm not fussed about it.
>method of use
Step 1. ensure the trajectory of my urine passes through the opening at the top of the bottle.
Step 2. close bottle for later disposal.
>disposal
Either pour it on plants (it seems a good fertiliser) or just throw it in the bin.

[Anonymous No.4433835]

these are an absolute dream to piss in.

[Anonymous No.4433852]

/sci/ - piss bottles.
>>4433823
>Either pour it on plants (it seems a good fertiliser)
Uric acid is not a good fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.4433857]

22oz is like 1 oz more than my usual piss volume. Sometimes I can overflow them and have to switch bottles, but not usually. My record piss overflowed a 1-liter.

Note: these are not good for watching the sediments settle out of piss over a few months, which is pretty interesting to see at least once. If it's your own piss.

[Anonymous No.4433869]

Is this really a thread? Is this one big samefag troll? What's going on here?...

[Anonymous No.4433871]

Why piss in a bottle, then dump the bottle out on plants when you can just piss on the plants?

[Anonymous No.4433872]

[Anonymous No.4433882]

Usually use large beer bottles such as Fosters or Red Stripe (the 25 ounce ones). Pooped in a Simply Orange bottle one time cause it has a wide neck. Poop in the shower frequently and wipe my ass with my hands.

[Anonymous No.4433886]

>>4433852
this is the truth, I dumped piss bottles out of my window for a couple months, the grass directly below my window was dead for like 6 months.

[Anonymous No.4433887]

I like to piss into large bottles to see how much I can hold in my body. I can usually go 20 ounces before the urge is pretty strong, but can hold out for 25 ounces.

[Anonymous No.4433888]

>>4433502
>you can either throw them away or repurpose them. And why not piss in a bottle?
Because then you have a bottle of stinky gross piss laying around maybe?

>But I don't piss in a bottle. I couldn't contain piss anywhere but a toilet.
No, the point is, you can literally piss anywhere outside and it will have evaporated within a couple of hours, so why accumulate piss in a closed bottle that you then have to either do something with or make someone else's problem.

[Anonymous No.4433898]

This thread.

[Anonymous No.4433904]

>>4433887
pussy, I've pissed near 3/4 of a gallon several times.

[Anonymous No.4433907]

>not sublimating androgens from your piss like the ancient chinese did

[Anonymous No.4433910]

unfortunately i don't have my camera with me right now, but i have 5 or 6 gallons of piss in green tea 1 gallon bottles in my closet right now.

[Anonymous No.4434139]

>2014
>pissing in bottles

really guys?

[Anonymous No.4434230]

>>4433910

Good job mate

[Anonymous No.4434240]

>>4433904
Surely you exaggerate. The average human bladder can only hold 600ml. Even if your bladder was 1.5x the size, that would still be less than 1/4 a gallon.

[Anonymous No.4434245]

Be a normal fucking human and use the toilet.
If you can't be bothered with walking a a few meters to the toilet you should just kill yourself now.

[Anonymous No.4434258]

Are you morbidly obese or something, OP?
Is your bathroom an outhouse and it's snowing or there are wolves?
Do you have OCD and feel a compulsion to save your bodily fluids?

[Anonymous No.4434260]

Contents of piss bottles reek horribly if let for too long.

Bottles collapse if you close them while they're warm

[Anonymous No.4434268]

This is a piss bottle I found in the Florida Mall parking lot last summer.

[Anonymous No.4434286]

>>4434260
You're first concern is irrelevant, since the nature of a piss bottle allows selection of a discrete time of disposal.

You're second concern betrays a profound ignorance of the fluid dynamics of half-closed bottle-tops.

[Anonymous No.4434297]

>americunts
>pissing in bottles cause too fat and lazy to move their ass to toilet
>calling eurofags uncivilized

jesus fuck guys, i didn't even know piss bottles were a thing. i guess you learn something new everyday - this time in particular, that a shitload of people are horrible disgusting faggots.

[Anonymous No.4434310]

I normally use a toilet as I like to dry the tip off and wash my hands after pissing. I keep a bottle or two handy through, just in case the bathroom is in use for while and I get really desperate.

[Anonymous No.4434321]

Are there people in this world that is so lazy that they can't go to their bloody toilet that is inside their own bloody house?!
I'm pretty sure your toilet is less than 100 metre away from your computer.

>It eliminates a lot of inconvenience.
Yeah, in the short run. It will take more time to clean your piss bottle or something like that. Unless you use and throw away your bottle. I feel sorry for the sanitary engineers that have to pick your trash.
Why don't you just buy diapers?

>How can we change their minds?
By giving me at least 50 peer reviewed article on the advantages of using piss bottles. Peer reviewed articles!

[Anonymous No.4434436]

>>4434240
Standard deviations would like a word with you.

[Anonymous No.4434438]

32 oz. Powerade bottle.

Pros:
Wide neck so you can piss in the bottle with your tip against the opening without creating a vacuum and piss flying everywhere.

32 ounces holds most piss breaks.

Cons:
- If the cover is not on super tight, it leaks.

[Anonymous No.4434465]

>>4434321 I feel sorry for the sanitary engineers that have to pick your trash.

They have big machines that shred and rinse the bottles.

>>4434321 Why don't you just buy diapers?

Because being environmentally friendly? Reusable diapers defeat the purpose of saving time.

[Anonymous No.4434487]

>>4434465
>enviromentally friendly
>uses plastic bottles, piss in them
>plastic bottles

Enviromentally friendly or plastic bottles.
You can only choose one.

[Anonymous No.4434498]

sage

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434501]

>not saving your semen in bottles

[Anonymous No.4434502]

>>4434501
>not being original

[Anonymous No.4434504]

>>4434501
>This poster's face when others overreact to this

[Anonymous No.4434506]

>>4434501
Hey Blackman, you piece of shit. I'm bored. Entertain me.

[Anonymous No.4434509]

My justifications for pissing in bottles are:

1. Its cleaner than going to a toilet: If you've ever pissed with shorts on, you've noticed that you can feel drops ricochet off the toilet rim with all the other dried piss and shit that was on there. When wearing what I'll be sleeping in, I always use a piss bottle, or the sink, but many things can go wrong there, thus I prefer the bottle. Piss over a hard surface and wipe up any drips.

2. Its a big 'fuck you' to civilised society trying to tell me I must only piss in a specific device in a specific type of room. I'm free to piss whenever, and wherever I want. Although I believe strongly in recycling, freedom of urination is a greater cause. The bottle is necessary to avoid getting suppressed by the man for such invented vices as 'public urination,' I mean ideally I would just piss out the window and recycle all those bottles. In some states its even illegal to be seen with a piss bottle, I don't even know what the laws are here. They either get bagged up and thrown down the trash chute weekly, or taken out in a backpack and discreetly dumped in a trash receptacle on the street.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434511]

>>4434506
Fuck off you worthless shit filled cunt， I'm not here to entertain you.

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434516]

>>4434511
Yes you are, you flaming faggot.

[Anonymous No.4434517]

>>4434511
Good, good,. Go on.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434520]

>>4434516
> god of /x/
>bragging about being the king of a bunch of luddite faggots who dream of sucking ghost cock

You live a sad life man

[Anonymous No.4434523]

>>4434520
>/x/
>not more mature and educated than /sci/

hahaha

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434526]

>>4434520
I live a better life than someone who claims to be a king of science. What did you do? Copy paste those shit symbols into your tag? You automatically seem like the type of person I'd meet in "Gaia"

[Anonymous No.4434528]

>>4434509
Although I have no problem pissing in public urinals usually, as I can merge my stream with the side of the urinal, and just finish on the wall or floor so it doesn't bounce off the side of the urinal and onto me. I never use toilets though, unless taking a shit (and consequentially, showering immediately after)/. There is just no place to merge your stream without splashing piss or toilet water back at you.

[None !Aspie8WijQ No.4434530]

Not science. This kind of thread belongs to /b/.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434533]

>>4434523
No.
/sci/ has an average IQ of 140.

>>4434526
>better life
>spends time idolizing some faggot from pokemon

Are you fucking 12? Don't answer that, coming from /x/, I know you are 12. You daft cunt, grow up. Once you stop beating off to tall men in suits and 'creepypasta' and your balls drop, maybe I'll let you come back to /sci/. Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.4434535]

The only time im pissing in a bottle is when a toilet isnt available and i cant find a tree or bush.The only time iv have had to piss in a bottle WHEN a toilet was available was when i got kidney stones and had to fish those bastrads out with a filter funnel.

[Anonymous No.4434539]

>>4434533
>/sci/ has an average IQ of 140.

Without YOU the average would be 180.

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434546]

>>4434533
I thought science was supposed to be "mature"
Oh wait, I'm browsing 4chan.
Wait, you honestly believe this board has an average IQ span of 140? I've met several astrophysicists who aren't over-flowing with shit.
You just seem really upset and disturbed. I think you've mistaken /sci/ for Random.

[Anonymous No.4434547]

>>4434530

[Anonymous No.4434549]

>>4434526

The real joke is that, although you seem to hate him so much, you continue to respond.

pro-tip: get 4chan x, you won't have to copy/paste your trip in like a faggot and you won't have to read blackman posts.

[None !Aspie8WijQ No.4434551]

>>4434547
Irrelevant garbage, not very funny. The thread is shit and you know it. Stop bumping.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434552]

>>4434539
I'm confident that my IQ is one of the highest on this board.

>>4434546
You're right 140 is too low. It's probably at least 160. Yeah , you know astrophysicists? I'm sure you do, buddy.
Piss off you fucking Pokemon loving cunt. Holy shit, /sci/ isn't a place for prepubescent faggots to post pictures of their favorite anime characters. Either do science and stop getting off to ghosts or get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.4434556]

>>4434551

at least you got your trip right. Only an aspie would post in threads he doesn't like.

There's a little thing called reporting.

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434559]

>>4434549
>>4434552
People who are truly smart, don't get into circlejerks and piss-bottle threads and brag about their IQ.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434562]

>>4434559
You can't even form a sound argument like an intelligent adult so you've resorted to just posting pictures of Pokemon characters. It's time for you to leave

[None !Aspie8WijQ No.4434565]

>>4434556
The problem with off-topic threads is that they are hardly reportable. They are spam, but reporting only one of them would not make the mod see the entirety of spam and flooding that is cloggin up /sci/.

[Anonymous No.4434566]

>>4434559

I never bragged about my IQ. There are actually thousands of Anonymous posters, if you hadn't realized that.

and people who are smart don't respond to blackman posts

Your move, retard

[Bruised No.4434568]

And I didn't think a thread on "piss bottles" could get any worse.

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434569]

>totally ignores my statements

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434571]

>>4434566
I just feel like "experiencing" /sci/'s "superior intellect" for once.

So I resort to talking to the one who claims to be the "very best at what this board is all about".

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434573]

>>4434569
Jesus Christ, go back to /x/ or /vp/ or whichever shithole you spawned from. I've some cunts in my day but you really take the cuntcake

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434578]

>>4434573
>saying Jesus Christ on /sci/
>claiming to be the smartest
>Jesus Christ
>Smartest

Pick one.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434585]

>>4434578
This is really the best the /x/ can do? Simply stating "Jesus Christ" doesn't infer a belief in Christianity or at least it shouldn't to any reasonable person (which you clearly are not). Piss off

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434586]

>>4434585
What did you mean then? Were you addressing me as Jesus Christ? Thanks bro.

[Anonymous No.4434588]

>>4434559

So intelligence has a direct impact on personality now? Fuck me ...

Besides, judging one's intelligence by a number only shows how stupid YOU are and arguing about intelligence does this even more so.

[Anonymous No.4434589]

>>4434578

fuck it, I'm blocking your ass too.

People who respond to blackman are just as bad as blackman

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434592]

>>4434588
I hate difference.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434593]

>>4434586
I'm guessing English isn't your first language and I hope that it isn't your second. I don't like arguing with children. So do everyone a favor and go back to /x/. Thank you, cunt.

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434600]

>>4434593
I'm only 10 years old and I live in Pallet Town.
Now that I have told you about myself, are you really a nigger?

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434607]

>>4434600
Reported. Enjoy your 8-year-long ban.
I'm not a "nigger". That word doesn't mean anything to me

[t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis No.4434608]

ITT: The clash of Titans

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434611]

>>4434607
>reported

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434613]

>>4434611
>pretends to not a give a fuck
>probably crying like the cunt he is

Lol, okay kid.

[Anonymous No.4434616]

>>4434608

>clash of titans

more like beavis and butthead fighting over the remote.

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4434618]

>>4434611
Ignore Blackman, he's a fool. Everyone knows that I am the only true king of /sci/.

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434621]

>>4434613
Oh no! My viewing of /sci/ has been interrupted! My life is ruined! Ah!

[Anonymous No.4434624]

>>4434618

holy shit, this is amazing. Every tripfag I wanted to filter is just flocking to this thread.

I hope EK comes in soon, too

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434625]

>>4434621
You will be banned from /x/ and /vp/ too. Make sure you get on stickam when you decide to kill yourself, faggot

[t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis No.4434626]

>>4434613
By the way, considering this is /sci/ and everyone here is s00per 1337 e1nst31ns, shouldn't you be smart enough to spot a troll? Considering he's from /x/ (religious bullshit and ghosts) and he's mixing his shit with /sci/ (reasonable and intelligent, amirite?), that should have been obvious enough.

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4434628]

>>4434624
Why would you filter a genius? Don't you want to receive my enlightenment?

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434629]

>>4434625
Hopefully you realize I never visit /vp/ due to furry porn, and I only visit /x/ to laugh at fucking tin-foil hat conspiracists and prove them wrong.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4434635]

>>4434629
Oh right, I forgot to read your Wikipedia article to find out your most visited boards. How the fuck would I know what you do

[Gary Oak !tzufLtAyew No.4434641]

>>4434635
Use your scientific genius.

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4434644]

>>4434641
Using the word genius when talking to Blackman is quite nefarious. Only one genius is visiting /sci/.

[Anonymous No.4435490]

>>4434644

Indeed, and that is myself.

>using a trip on an anonymous board.
>in doing so thinking you are a genius.
>oh my its delicious.

[Anonymous No.4435510]

>>4434644
fuck off faget

[Anonymous No.4435516]

I would need a 2 liter at least to fit around my pisshole.

[Anonymous No.4435543]

I'd prefer mathgenius anytime over Harriet. At least he openly admits being a troll and doesn't even pretend to be serious.

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435548]

>>4435543
>'mathgenius (not trolling)'
>"(not trolling)"

[Anonymous No.4435557]

>>4435548
>doesn't understand sarcasm
>posting in a male-only thread
fuck off

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435577]

>>4435557
>male-only thread
Where does it say that?

[Anonymous No.4435581]

>>4435557
>male only thread
fuck off retard!

[Anonymous No.4435583]

>>4435577
>piss bottles

[Anonymous No.4435585]

>>4435581
reported for EK

>>>/cm/

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435590]

>>4435585
That poster was probably not EK, and you can not report her, or anyone, unless they have broken rules anyway.

[Anonymous No.4435593]

>>4435548
god youre horrible

[Anonymous No.4435606]

>>4434268
Your first reaction to a random fucking piss bottle was to give it an makeover and a photoshute?
I detect /b/fag?

[Anonymous No.4435602]

>>4435590

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435612]

>>4435602
Lots of people here tell each other to 'fuck off'
Perhaps it is her, but I do not really care.

[Anonymous No.4435620]

>>4435612
I tell YOU to fuck off.

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435623]

>>4435620
I do not care.
You are just rude and angry for no reason.

[Anonymous No.4435625]

>>4435620
eat shit ya prick!!
she didnt do anything to u.

[Anonymous No.4435627]

>>4435602
What the fuck is it with the numbers? That is troll, not samefagging. Unless the numbers of the posts is randomly "spawning" I say 0/10
Fuck off faggot
>>>/b/
Might be some braindead idiot gets trolled of this, this is /sci/ do it properly...

[Anonymous No.4435631]

I accept that only self-absorbed douches are namefags, that's to be expected.

But why are OUR namefags so fucking stupid?
can't we get some intelligent namefags?
blackman and harriet are borderline retarded.

[Anonymous No.4435636]

>>4435623
I am rude and angry for very good reason: Enough of your shitposting,.

>>4435625
You can fuck off too, EK.

[Anonymous No.4435639]

>>4435627
Wow, you're a fucking newfag

archive.installgentoo.net

[Anonymous No.4435640]

>>4435636
maybe im not EK though

[Anonymous No.4435646]

>>4435631
The good tripfags don't get that much attention. They stay in their science threads.
Only the retarded tripfags are recognized because they shit all over the board.

[Anonymous No.4435649]

>>4435640
Who cares? You post like EK and are retarded like EK.

[Anonymous No.4435650]

>>4435631
>can't we get some intelligent namefags?
Josef ;_;

Theres physics guy, metric, theta, psistar, and TN5

The Emma guy should get a trip too

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435651]

>>4435636
>I am rude and angry for very good reason
No you are not. Explain the reason then.

[Anonymous No.4435654]

>>4435650
Well Josef is a bad example. He was an arrogant douche.

[Anonymous No.4435658]

>>4435649
fuck you

>>4435651
just leave it, he's clearly a fucking tosser with abandonment issues or some shit. just ignore him, hes only trolling you coz hes a pathetic loser.

[Anonymous No.4435659]

>>4435651
I explained it, you fucking shitposter.
You are taking the whole concept of shitposting to a new level.
Worse than Blackman.

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435664]

>>4435654
I liked Josef.

[Anonymous No.4435665]

>>4435658
Thanks for confirming your identity, EK. Now I don't need to take your post serious anymore.

[Anonymous No.4435666]

>>4435654
How was he arrogant? He helped me many times on physics homework

[Anonymous No.4435667]

>>4435664
>implying your opinon matters

He didn't like you btw.

[Anonymous No.4435668]

>>4435650
yeah, but all of them together don't match the quantity of blackman's daily contribution.

He's been b& more times than I can count, the retard doesn't get the message. It'd be sad if it wasn't so annoying.

[Anonymous No.4435671]

>>4435659
>not actually giving any specific reasons
>hatin, being vague, being a tard
uhuh, yeah, she posts a hell of a lot better than you do you fucking shithead!

[Anonymous No.4435674]

>>4435666
>homework

Your post speaks for itself. No futher comment needed.

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435675]

>>4435667
Did he not?
Why? He was always polite to me.

[Anonymous No.4435682]

>>4435671
Fuck off, EK. Take your pills.

>>4435668
Mathgenius also gets banned frequently and doesn't get the message. Same with EK, Teacup, Carl Sagan and all the other shitposters.

[Anonymous No.4435686]

>>4435675
He was never polite to you. He was with blackman that you were a scottish man

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435689]

>>4435686
A scottish man?

[Anonymous No.4435693]

>>4435682
fuck you cunt!
[sarcasm] yeh, that 'take your pills' shit never gets old does it? [/sarcasm]

[Anonymous No.4435694]

>>4435689
Stop playing ignorant. You know the entire shit story and no one is gonna repeat it for you.

Just fuck off.

[Anonymous No.4435696]

>>4435689
The multiple personality thing that you live in a basement in scotland, etc

[Anonymous No.4435698]

>>4435693
Obviously you haven't taken your pills today, EK.

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435702]

>>4435694
I honestly do not.
What is the story?

>>4435696
I do not live in Scotland, in fact I have never even been.

[Anonymous No.4435707]

>>4435702
Stop this attention whoring. You know the story.
That trolling is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.4435708]

>>4435698
obviously i'm ANONYMOUS you presumptious twat.

>>4435702
ignore them.
the story is that they're retarded. thats all their is to it.

[Anonymous No.4435709]

>>4435702
You are so full of shit it isn't even funny. You're supposedly a psychology major yet you cannot even into lying. 0/10

It will piss off EK if I repeat all of it

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435714]

>>4435709
Why would I lie?
If I were from Scotland I would not be ashamed. I do not see anything wrong with Scotland.

[Anonymous No.4435718]

Just for clarification, yes, Harriet, you are a horrible shitposter and nobody likes you, IMO you're worse than EK, but you are not as bad as blackman who is a troll and doesn't even think hes contributing anything

[Harriet !x6oGOnISPY No.4435719]

>>4435708
*There

[Anonymous No.4435720]

>>4435714

0/10

You're not even trying anymore. Just put "(not trolling)" in your name.

[12 year old (Not retarded) !DZhvTh6DN. No.4435723]

>>4435714
Stop fucking replying to them.

[Harriet (not trolling) !x6oGOnISPY No.4435725]

>>4435720
:)

[Anonymous No.4435727]

>>4435723
Fuck off. You're worse than her.

[Anonymous No.4435728]

>>4435723
He's the wannabe troll and enjoys the attention. Of course he will keep replying and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.4435733]

>>4435719
heyy! im defending you you little cunt! dont fucking correct a grammar mistake, i know the grammar, i just mistyped.
fucking troll.

[Anonymous No.4435739]

>>4435733
>i know the grammer

No, you don't. You are fucking retarded and can't write properly.

[Anonymous No.4435755]

>>4435733

[Anonymous No.4435758]

>>4435739

[Anonymous No.4435764]

>>4435758
Right back to you.

[Anonymous No.4435765]

mebbe someone needs to google ayurveda. People believe that.

[Anonymous No.4435773]

>>4435764
<<<
>your post
uhuh, great hun. [sarcasm] definitely not shitposting, great contribution [/sarcasm]

[Anonymous No.4435778]

>>4435773
Just give it up. You can't beat me.

[Anonymous No.4435788]

How do you guys manage to find a bottle with an opening big enough to get the head of your dick in, and big enough to hold a full bladders worth? I once had to piss in a 2l water bottle and found I had to start and move the bottle opening into the stream and then it was soon overflowing, which meant having to stop while I found another bottle.

[Anonymous No.4435826]

>>4435639
Correct, I am the newfriend you've always been waiting for. Sorry for screwing it up so bad, would you please explain my incompetence?

[Anonymous No.4435840]

i love this thread

tiny kox pic related

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4435863]

Gentlemen, what's all the fuss about?

[Anonymous No.4435873]

>>4435863
>mfw mathgenius

[Anonymous No.4435877]

>>4435863
I heard Blackman finally went to lecture for like the first time this semester

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4435879]

>>4435873
You got caught in the rain because of me? Well if that's what you like.

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4435884]

>>4435877
Blackman has to learn a lot. While he is busy compensating for not being a genius, I will take his position as the king of /sci/.

[Anonymous No.4436040]

Sooo

Blackman pisses in bottles

Harriet wishes she could piss in bottles

95% of everyone keeps at least one bottle of piss in their cupboard

>>4434509

And this anon is the only person in the world with non-sterile urine and is afraid of it.

[Anonymous No.4436046]

>Man I'm so thirsty
>What is that I see?
>Someone left a juice hanging around?
>fuckyeah.jpg

[Anonymous No.4436086]

>>4433907
Sounds cool, how do i do this

[Anonymous No.4436099]

>>4435733
>it's funny because PSYCHOSIS

[Anonymous No.4436718]

Okay /sci/, I have a right triangle of height <span class="math">d[/spoiler] whose right corner is at the center of a circle of radius <span class="math">r[/spoiler], and whose hypotenuse intersects (only once) with the circle at some point. What is the length of the base of the right triangle? Thanks in advance for the help.

[Anonymous No.4436870]

r/d=sin(alpha), alpha=asin(r/d)
b/d=tan(alpha), b=d*tan(asin(r/d))