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ITT:

Science rage

>> No.4429072

electricity comes from my rage after reading that

>> No.4429089

>>4429072
then you should read the rest of that book.

>> No.4429092

I have to share a secret with you, /sci/.
You know how there are all these problems with cows farting too much and climate change? Well in fact, those farts are necessary. Because getting rid of cows is only the next step to getting rid of HUMANITY's farts. And they don't want you to do that. You know why?
Have you ever looked very closely in your pants? No you haven't, because no one likes to look at dirty pants. But here's what is really in there.
FUCKING MICRO FANS. Retrieving every single bit of energy there is to get from your methane and dihydrogene rejections.
Yes you hear me. That's where all the electricity comes from.
All you have to do is put them in the washing machine. They are designed to retrieve everything. Man, who would have thought?
Fuck you pic OP, the one who wrote that is a real retard.

>> No.4429094

>>4429092

>I laughed.

>> No.4429096

>>4429089

have an upload of the book?

>> No.4429100
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>> No.4429105

>>4429096
bump or at least the name of the book

>> No.4429108

>>4429105

its sum grade 4 science text book or sumthink like that

>> No.4429111

Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion...
> Until they think it's a fucking fact.

>> No.4429119

Inb4 BOOM ROASTED

>> No.4429129
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4429129

A few minutes ago my parents had a serious discussion with me, we actually talked about this for like a fucking hour.

I need to use a cpap device every night just so I can sleep for more than 2 shallow hours, because I use it every night my parents think I'm (quite literally) "addicted" to the machine.

I can't believe people this stupid are allowed to exist, I wish I had been aborted, pic related, it's my face

>> No.4429130

>So anon, you're an engineer huh?
>Can you help me fix my car? Tee-hee
>...
>Just kidding, I'm really attracted to intelligence and success. Can I suck your cock?

>> No.4429131

>>4429100
ahahahaha omfg

>> No.4429139

>>4429129
well I honnestly think you're addicted too. I mean I don't see why someone wouldn't say that.

>> No.4429147

>>4429129
Then go on and post-abort yourself down a bridge.

>> No.4429153

>>4429139
>>4429147

i think these people are trolling

just sayin' before >>4429129
gets confused or sad

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4429178

>This thread.

Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

>> No.4429193

>>4429153
no I was actually serious. I don't know what a cpap device is. So if someone comes and tells me he's got to use it every night, I would probably think he's addicted to it.

>> No.4430107

>>4429193
dad?

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4430116

>>4430107
Son?

Online with your cpap addicts again?!

>> No.4430133

CPAP stands for "continuous positive airway pressure". It's a device to keep your airway open if you suffer from severe sleep apnea.

If you watched the Sopranos, Uncle Junior got one after he was put under house arrest. It looks like a world war II fighter pilot air mask / rebreather.

>> No.4430173

>>4429193

So instead of googling it, you just displayed your ignorance and insulted the guy using it?

You are the subject of this thread. You are what science rages about.

>> No.4430468

>>4429129

you should tearfully admit to them that you are struggling with your addiction, and that you also want to help them with their addiction to oxygen. you can be, like, AA buddies for breathing.

then smother them with a plastic bag, and run off to join the french foreign legion.

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>>4429100

Oh come the fuck on.

>> No.4430863
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4430863

>read upper left, then bottom right

Source: http://www.newebmasters.com/freeenergy/sm-pg45.html

>> No.4430877

>>4429067
>>4429067

hey fuck face
/sci/ is definitely not for you
you want to feel electrity just put your finger in an electric plug
and swith it on.
you fucking faggot

>> No.4430883

>>4430173
No one insulted him. Can you not read, or do you just like to pretend?