/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4424824]

>tfw no gf

p-please just any g-girl for me ;________;

[Anonymous No.4424832]

You can get a gf when you're enjoying your ban

[Anonymous No.4424834]

What are you doing to get a girlfriend?

> do nothing
> unknown girl rings your doorbell
> your mother answers
> "I'M HEAR TO SEE DAVID"
> "he's in his room sweetheart, are you a friend of his from school?"
> girl rushes to your bedroom
> kicks in your door
> rips off your pants
> engulfs your penis in her virginal vagina
> "I'VE BEEN SAVING MYSELF FOR YOU"
> she has her way with you and doesn't mind all the spaghetti, stunned mullet expression and rigid anxiousness
> "YOU'RE A REAL NICE GUY. I'M GONNA PUT MY HEAD ON YOUR LAP WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW"

Is that how you think it works?

[Anonymous No.4424836]

You are not alone with that feel, OP.
We should meet IRL and become friends, so at least we take the first step to becoming social.

;_;

[Anonymous No.4424837]

>>4424834
>implying something is worth getting if you need to put effort in it

[Anonymous No.4424848]

>>4424837