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>tfw no gf
>tfw pillow-hugging at night
>tfw the girl you want almost certainly finds you repulsive
>tfw not gifted enough to become a top mathematician to compensate the feel of no gf

>> No.4423923

Colored men thread?

>> No.4423931

>tfw not being born an asspie or a jew means you'll never be a top mathematician

>> No.4423933

>tfw you're better at useless reading and comprehension abilities than science and math

>> No.4423936

GRAYMAN HERE

>> No.4423938

Go for an art history degree, its the best you can do.

>> No.4423959
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4423959

>mfw dating an intelligent, leggy, well-endowed bisexual girl
>mfw this is 100% true of me
>mfw all you fags don't believe me
>mfw I would not fuck EK with Blackman's tiny cock
>mfw this thread is dildos

>> No.4423971

>>4423959
>reported for gf
enjoy your ban

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4423975

>>4423971
>mfw you are not making this thread any less dildos

>> No.4423984

If I pay for an escort and finish early can I use the remainder of the time I have with her to cuddle? Also would I be allowed to kiss her?

>> No.4424030

>>4423984

I guess the cuddle is fine. Not sure about the kiss, but probably not.

>> No.4424033

>>4423984
>cuddling and kissing a whore
oh man, you always crack me up.

>> No.4424038

>>4423984
from what I hear, things like kissing (and probably cuddling too) are extra with most trollops.

>> No.4424050

Where do I find a whore that would do these things with me?

>> No.4424060

>>4424050

Phone sex.

>> No.4424062

>>4424050

Your local fat chick party.

>> No.4424063
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4424063

>that feel when persecuted for my love of EK

;_;

>> No.4424065

>>4424050
Most nightclubs in your city.

>> No.4424067

>>4424063
best ban message ever. fukken saved.