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Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:03:33 2012 No.4415728 [DELETED]

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You're at the library working on some DiffEq problems and listening to your favorite Jonas Brothers album when this guy walks over and sweeps your stuff off the desk. He then slaps your ass, punches you in the gunt, and pisses on your equations and math book. What do you do?

Keep in mind that he's 5'6" and 140 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:07:56 2012 No.4415740 You know Moot, we don't talk about you unless you post anonymously enticing us too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:07:56 2012 No.4415737 go to 4chan and complain about it.

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:11:29 2012 No.4415754
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First i'd tell him to stop and ask if there's anything we could sort out together, then i'd call the library's security. If there's no security staff i would complain to whoever is responsible for taking care of the place and report the bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:12:29 2012 No.4415755 cry and beg for more i love you moot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:12:29 2012 No.4415756 >>4415754 Oh.My.God. That picture is adorable!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:12:36 2012 No.4415757 >>4415754 Let's say he dissed your favorite math equation. What then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:14:44 2012 No.4415763 >>4415757 shit's gonna hit the fan

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:14:44 2012 No.4415765 >he's 5'6" and 140 pounds. >5'6" Serious?...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:15:52 2012 No.4415771 i'd cum and start farting

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:15:52 2012 No.4415773 >he's 5'6" and 140 pounds. I think most fa/sci/sts here could just smother him with their fat rolls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:15:52 2012 No.4415774 >>4415765 That's right. 5'6", and all of that is protein shakes, gasoline, and pure meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:16:01 2012 No.4415777 Was I listening to jonas brothers ? I think I deserved that beating

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:16:01 2012 No.4415779 >>4415774 You forgot to add 20 pounds of Jewish ass and throbbing cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:17:08 2012 No.4415784 >>4415779 >protein shakes, gasoline, and pure meat, Jewish ass, and throbbing cocks. Thanks for catching that.

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:18:17 2012 No.4415787
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>Keep in mind that he's 5'6" and 140 pounds.

So what, I'm 5'8" and 150lb. I'll stab him in the kidneys/balls/face/eyes with my pen, kick him when he's down and take his wallet for payment for my math text. If he doesn't have cash on him, I'll call the cops and let them handle the extortion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:20:25 2012 No.4415793 >>4415787 sure you will mate lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:21:33 2012 No.4415796 File: 9 KB, 180x128, 41704_100001529886192_6699_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jonas Brothers Wake up from my dream because I would never listen to such a shit-tier band.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:22:41 2012 No.4415802 File: 155 KB, 425x509, waifu guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure is /v/ in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:22:41 2012 No.4415803 >>4415728 >Jonas Brothers OK, I'll bite: You had it coming!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:24:56 2012 No.4415806 >>4415777 >>4415796 >>4415803 /thread

>>	❤♡❤♡❤♡{King of /sci/}❤♡❤♡❤♡ Blackman !medz1J/1Ok Tue Feb 28 20:24:56 2012 No.4415809 >>4415802 You mean /sp/. /v/ isn't capable of producing anything funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:25:04 2012 No.4415813 >>4415809 Please, refrain from posting, niggerfaggot. Everytime I see you post, I cringe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:27:12 2012 No.4415819 File: 72 KB, 520x500, top tier pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4415809 Oh, thanks. I love those Tony Kornheiser images. I should actually watch PTI some time, even if I'm not really into sports.

>>	❤♡❤♡❤♡{King of /sci/}❤♡❤♡❤♡ Blackman !medz1J/1Ok Tue Feb 28 20:27:20 2012 No.4415820 >>4415813 Then leave /sci/ or kill yourself, you fat sack of autistic pig shit because I'm not going to stop posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:28:28 2012 No.4415822 >>4415820 Soon...

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:29:37 2012 No.4415825

>>4415813

Please watch your language, anon. I'm starting a petition to curb the use of the n-word because it's so disrespectful and dangerous. Do you have the courage to put your name in the field and get in at the beginning of this ground-breaking petition, /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:30:37 2012 No.4415828 File: 454 KB, 900x845, if only x were this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4415819 So, gentlemen. What is your favorite element? Mine is lead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:39:40 2012 No.4415852 >>4415828 bismuth motherfucker. Learn to /sci/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:42:04 2012 No.4415865 File: 1.99 MB, 226x404, 1330014114433.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4415828 >>4415852 Pure, unadulterated light is my favorite element. Stay earthbound you plebs

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