Things that rustle your Jimmies: /Sci/ Edition

[Anonymous No.4411554]

>in class
>see girl(s) in front of me on their MacBooks
>browsing Facebook
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4411558]

There are girls in your classes?

[Anonymous No.4411561]

>in cafeteria
>see happy couples
>that feel when no gf

;_;

[Anonymous No.4411563]

>people using laptops in class

Que

[Anonymous No.4411564]

>>4411558
Well, stuff like Poli Sci, cause they are required for everybody

[Anonymous No.4411568]

>>4411563
>MacBook
>a laptop

Stay jelly, poorfag.

[Lunacy Master !kkb1LUNACY No.4411572]

Don't they have a school internet filter?

>Also pseudoimplying that you care why?

Tell them that they aren't smart enough to do anything practical in life.

>>4411561
Don't feel bad. It's not worth having a GF in HS. Take it from my experience.

[Anonymous No.4411583]

>>4411572
I'm not in HS. I'm 22 and studying at university.

;_;

[Lunacy Master !kkb1LUNACY No.4411593]

>>4411583
Still better than getting all caught up in that social crap.
The lonelier you are, the smarted you'll become.
Wait till you can support someone who actually loves you for who you are, not just cause that girl will end up breaking up with you a few months after it starts.

[Anonymous No.4411596]

>In high school Advanced Web Design class
>Teacher says you may use the computers to play music
>Everyone listens to Skrillex

[Anonymous No.4411598]

>>4411563
Amerifats don't know what politeness is and they allow students to use computers during lectures.

[Anonymous No.4411607]

>>4411593
My smartness doesn't make up for being lonely.
How do I find someone to love?

;_;

[Lunacy Master !kkb1LUNACY No.4411611]

>>4411607
Wait why am I even giving advice, I never even had a fucking GF before.

Lmfao, I'm in the same boat as you.

[Anonymous No.4411613]

>>4411611

[Anonymous No.4411617]

>>4411607

easy one.
> sport

[Anonymous No.4411623]

>>4411617
Which sport can get me gf?

;_;

[Anonymous No.4411627]

>>4411617
Easier subject, electricity.

Oh lightbulb, you so funny.

[Anonymous No.4411633]

This thread is making me sad. Stop it, you guys.

[Anonymous No.4411634]

>>4411627
Why the fuck is hitler holding a light bulb?

[Anonymous No.4411636]

>>4411623

one for getting ripped, fit and self confidence: e.g. boxing
one for getting to know lots of girls in a playful, relaxed atmosphere: e.g. yoga, mixed volleyball team, swimming

[Lunacy Master !kkb1LUNACY No.4411638]

>>4411634
Are you legit?

That's Nikolai Tesla!

[Anonymous No.4411639]

Dear gf-guy,

Over the past weeks you have been given a lot of tips on how to acquire gf or friends. The next step is to be taken by you and you only. Godspeed, my man.

[Anonymous No.4411648]

Gents, I do believe that we should accept our loneliness for it will only make us stronger, and we should do a favor for OP by getting this thread back on track. Now then, stories that rustle your jimmies.

[Anonymous No.4411651]

>>4411596
After reading your post... I've never heard anything by Skrillex, but saw him mentioned frequently on 4chan. I decided to look what the fuss was all about. Cue Youtube.

Mother of God. I can't believe this shit. I can't believe the millions upon millions of views. Wat. Just wat. Someone explain this shit to me. This is ridiculous. Is this what music is nowadays? I am honestly stunned...

[Anonymous No.4411653]

> I fucking did great on that test
> I can't wait to get my exam back to see my amazing grade
> 53
> Class Average was 86
> I read not one, BUT TWO very easy questions incorrectly, and answered them something else entirely (to my credit though, correctly).

>mfw

[Anonymous No.4411656]

>>4411627
My course on electrodynamics starts next months.
Can electrodynamics get me gf? How?

>>4411633
I'm sorry. Now I have the feel of guilt in addition to the feel of no gf.

>>4411636
Thanks. How do I make sure to socialize when doing sports?

>>4411639
I know. Right now I don't have any courses, so I don't go outside.

;_;

[Anonymous No.4411668]

>>4411653

wtf? class avarage that high? In my university it's normal that >80% dont even manage to pass an exam.

[Anonymous No.4411671]

>>4411653
confirmed for shit tier uni

[Anonymous No.4411680]

>>4411656
GF-guy, your posts really do bother me, you are too depressed for the likes of /sci/, you must realize that being forever alone is only because of yourself. Electrodynamics is not guaranteed to get you a gf, nor is anything else, you should instead stop moping, pick up the attitude and start being my test subject. I need all the free labor I can get, after that little scandal with Edison...

...I'm so hungry.

[Anonymous No.4411690]

>>4411668

It was a Calculus 3 (multivariable) class which is essentially babby tier after taking Cal 1 & 2.

[Anonymous No.4411699]

>>4411680
He is trolling, guy. You should just ignore him, like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.4411703]

>>4411656
love does not exist
happy couples in cafeterias?
he wants to fuck her, then hop to another trophy, she wants his money/prestige/social position etc.
they smile, enjoy their time, but deep inside they already hate each other - this makes fucking better. Stop bitching about love and find yourself a fuckfriend - if you can't find one for free...

[Anonymous No.4411711]

>>4411699
I'm so cold, hungry and alone, I die now.

[Ramblings. No.4411712]

This thread just made me laugh so fucking hard in Uni.

I'm in the library, cackling like a fucking awkward person, while everyone else is studying.

>Wait why am I even giving advice, I never even had a fucking GF before.

>Lmfao, I'm in the same boat as you.

Fucking lost it. Hats off to Lunacy Master. And those fucking sadfrog posts.

[Anonymous No.4411717]

>>4411680
I don't fully understand your post. Sorry.

>>4411699
I wish I was trolling, but my feels are real.

>>4411703
I don't want sex or these shallow enjoyments.
There must be love somewhere.
I cannot be the only person that is not superficial

;_;

[Anonymous No.4411718]

>>4411711
You want some cockmeat?

[Anonymous No.4411726]

>See thread
>Anime pic
>>gonna be a shit thread
>>shit thread detected
>>>mfw

[Anonymous No.4411745]

>in class
>trying to write "fuck the police" on the wall
>professor keeps turning around
>takes longer to write than it should have

[Anonymous No.4411756]

People in general

[Anonymous No.4411758]

>>4411653
>that feel
it's a mix of panic and devastation with a hearty mix of pure rage.

also, i just took an exam today and on one problem i did everything correctly except for writing one fraction flipped. it will make my answer wrong and probably result in me losing a good chunk of credit for something i knew how to do, but just fucked the algebra up.

[Anonymous No.4411777]

You guys are better at /9k/ than /r9k/ itself.

[Anonymous No.4411778]

>>4411653
>History major detected

[Anonymous No.4411898]

I luve u, grof guy.

[ITSAPARADOXGUY No.4412040]

>Parents religious so they send me to catholic school.
>They have a very underfunded science department.
>Ive just found out who Carl Sagan was at that time ive watched the cosmos by then though.
>Get really interested in science.
>My whole worldview changes in a matter of a week.
>Suddenly went from being hardcore christian conservative, to a technocrat who believes that the world should be ruled by AI.
>Suddenly get really depressed, feel really small, insignificant, start asking questions say like "Why do we exist?" Why are we here?" "How did we get here?" "When did all of this begin?" "What if god made a rock that he cant move?"
>Then i watched neil de grasse tyson tell me that i am made of dead star stuff.
>"We are a way for the universe to know itself"
>Suddenly massive self-esteem boost, super interested in science, read many books, play lots of board games suddenly, try to work out how to win and most of all actually did my maths work.
>Teachers notice this, get all butthurt that one of their students who used to excell at RS is now instead excelling in Science.
>RS teachers are really mad, they demand that science teachers stop spreading the word of the devil to me and they demand my soul back.
>Science teachers face when.
>Months pass RS teachers still a bit mad.
>Finally its biology.
>Evolution
>Catholic school
>Evolution
>Catholic school.

[ITSAPARADOXGUY No.4412044]

>So the lesson begins, Christians are so butthurt constantly interrupting the teacher, "But thats not what the bible says" "GEE I sure dont see no evolution in Genesis"
>MFW
>Pretty good lecture actually, but at the end the teacher said "But this is just one of many theories" "You are not forced to believe this."
>MFW
>Back in RS, Teachers give us an assignment to create a powerpoint on your views on religion.
>Mine went like this:
>Ok so who here takes the flying spaghetti monster as their lord and saviour?
>Class giggles a little bit, teacher goes a bit red.
>So why isnt the FSM your lord and saviour?
>Get reply "Because there is no evidence he exists"
>And i say, Well there is
>Get reply "So where is it?"
>Pull out The Pastafarian Gospel from behind my back.
>Teacher, spots Richard dawkins and Sam harris on my powerpoint, Hes mad now, he knows where this is heading.
>He stops the presentation, fails me, and tells me that im in big trouble.
>Class ends i stay behind, Parents called in, Headteacher came they even brought a priest along.
>They lecture me about how Zombie Jezuz died on cross and stuff like that, i try to rebutte some of the shit their feeding me but they just say "SHUT UP AND LISTEN."

[ITSAPARADOXGUY No.4412050]

>>4412040
>Go home, Rip up bible, Rip up holy communion picture of jesus thing.
>Parents Real mad, call our parish priest (Different from the pries at school)
>He comes, i explain situation to him.
>Parents as him, "Will he be ok?"
>Priest says "He is ok, hes perfectly healthy minded young adult"
>Parents confused "BUT he blasphemed! He follows satan!"
>I say i dont follow anything im an atheist.
>Parents tell me to zip it or else.
>Priest defends me saying "Look, God gave us freewill and no matter what, you should not force it upon him, if he chose this path, then let him be"
>Parents tomato red now.
>Didnt speak to them for weeks after that, everything is ok now and the priest is a pretty cool gui, we frequently have debates and stuff.
>If youve read it all you are a hero, sorry for my grammatical/spelling errors, i did this in a car on an iphone.

[Anonymous No.4412054]

>go to class
>teacher says something incorrect
>correct her
>she thanks me

>go to another class
>teacher says something incorrect
>correct him
>he says I'm wrong
>a few classmates speak up and tell him he's wrong
>spaghetti etc.
>he gets angry and tells one of the students to leave the room

[Anonymous No.4412056]

>>4411554
>in class
>see guy(s) in front of me being annoyed at girls
>who can multitask
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4412065]

>>4411583
This is going to sound shitty, but you are much better off single at this point. My grades dipped by 20% when I got a BF (hurr engineering joke), even though we were on the same course. His dropped too. It's an obligation that, though nice, will fuck up your academic position.

[Anonymous No.4412071]

>>4412065

I would never ever leave my gf for 20% better grades

[Anonymous No.4412077]

>>4411554
>in class
>me and some other girls browse facebook on our macbooks
>an aspie behind us is annoyed
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4412080]

>>4412050
I'm not the hero.
You're the hero

[Anonymous No.4412094]

>>4412071
Neither would I, we're still together.

What I'm saying is that he shouldn't be trying to get a partner until after he's out of the firing line and not being graded on his performance. It's not like women are a finite resource, when he graduates he still has the same chances.

[Anonymous No.4412212]

>>4412071

Jesus Christ 20%? I would dump ten girlfriends for that bump. I would be getting more than 100% in some courses. I would be the first person ever to get perfect on the final for Number Theory!

[trl No.4412234]

Those girls smart enough that the lecture is boring them, they can browse Facebook instead.

If we had laptops and wifi back in the day I'ld have been on Facebook my whole undergrad career.

[Anonymous No.4412265]

>>4411651
SHUT UP!!111
ITS JUST YOU'RE OPINON

[Anonymous No.4412268]

>In library
>Have news corner
>Sign says "put the news back after you read it"
>Nobody put the news back
>Out of social obligation, I rearrange the news back

I hate people


>waiting at bus stop
>have a half-empty rubbish bin nearby
>A guy threw his Mountain Dew away without looking, as if he owns the fucking place
>He was literally less than one metre away from the bin
>I'm not even joking
>I died inside

[Anonymous No.4413336]

>>4412050

I want to have your babies

[Anonymous No.4413362]

>Cute girl sits next to me in calculus class
>Getting up the nerve to talk to her
>She winds up glued to her phone txting the whole class
>Lose all interest

[Anonymous No.4414351]

>>4413362
this pisses me off, too

>be helping girl with her AI homework
>pretty sure she likes me
>consider asking her out
>... but i'm 25 and she's probably 19, eh
>some nerd won't give us any time to talk alone
>realize he likes her
>debate on ruining his day by asking her out in front of him

[Anonymous No.4414370]

>>4412234
>smart enough

I'm angry at you

[Anonymous No.4414373]

>>4414370
Are your jimmies rustled?

[Anonymous No.4414377]

>>4414373
quite

[Anonymous No.4414691]

>>4412080
this

[Anonymous No.4414692]

>in class yesterday
>400 level chemistry
>3 classmates start discussing Answers in Genesis
>like it's a good thing

[Anonymous No.4414698]

>In Engineering class
>Professor gives a pop quiz
>Only one person in the class gets it right (it's either 10/10 or 0/10, no in between)
>He doesn't curve.
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4414701]

>get chem lab back
>look at it
>I'm not good at chem lab as it
>Points off for NO DATE, NO UNITS ( we were calculating retardation factor) and MISS USE OF SIG FIGS
>76 as my grade
>my fucking face when
>some how managing nearly a C+ while missing a lab

I can understand the sig fig btw I should have rounded but the fucking computer that we enter is always weird.

[Anonymous No.4414708]

>Be a couple months ago
>Be in computer lab with some other classmates
>Talking about aspects of our AI class
>Talk about evolving robots and other thought experiments
>Tard says he doesn't believe in evolution
>Derails entire conversation into silence
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4414712]

>>4414701
Significant figures are very important. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.4414722]

>>4414712
>Be first day of PHY II class
>Eager to learn more about electricity
>Prof tells us that sig figs aren't important
>Says the exact answer is not as important as knowing a good guess quickly
>Halfway through semester
>Still trying to figure this man out

[Anonymous No.4414723]

>just had a quiz
>finished early
>Not a single problem I couldnt answer
>checked over my stuff with the remaining time
>studied a lot
>even though I knew everything, and checked it over I know I made so mistake somewhere and Im going to get a bunch of marks off

every. fucking. time.

[Anonymous No.4414726]

>in class
>dumb bitches chatting away and on FB
>obviously are not paying attention
>next class there's a quiz
>bitch about how the professor didn't teach the subject

wut wut wut

[Anonymous No.4414727]

>>4414712
yeah I agree with you and the program was right to take off points. However points off for the date, and considering it was 3 points, is a lot. And getting the entire question wrong for not rounding is a harsh penalty. My answer was something like .3256 computer's calculations were .326. I should get some points off but not the entire thing.

[Anonymous No.4414742]

>>4414727
>prof is a cunt
>nothing you can do
sucks

>>4414722
>Be doing PHY II lab
>Others in lab as well, including 1 tard
>Tard tells prof about the "3 doors, pick 1, 1 is removed, change original choice" problem
>Prof is ignorant and tells tard he's wrong
>I can't watch bad information spread to the other classmates
>I bet the prof that he's wrong
>He accepts
>mfw he might screw me over when he finds out he's wrong

>talked to him privately and it's all good, now

[Anonymous No.4414753]

>>4414723
>chem quiz
>ideal gas laws
>really nervous it's the first time I actually understand how to do anything
>equation is asking me to solve for V
>get an amount of grams + molecule
>divide grams by moles
>realize after I hand in my quiz what I did wrong

I still think I got an 8 out of 10

[Anonymous No.4414760]

>>4414742
>Going to a college with tards in the Physics classes

[Anonymous No.4414766]

>>4414753
>handing in paper and immediately realize you made a mistake

this is the worst feel.

[Anonymous No.4414787]

>>4414760
he's some foreign tard... i have no idea why he's in the class.

he never understands something the first time and asks the same questions 3 different ways before he gives up.

[Anonymous No.4414798]

>>4414787
I once had a guy like that in my biology class. It was dreadful.

[Anonymous No.4414804]

>>4414766
fucking hate that feel
>been crazy awesome with maths since forever
>need to take MTH 310
>falling asleep in stats class
>take first quiz where i need to find standard dev.
>forget to divide by (n-1) before taking square root
>realize it after I walk out of the classroom
>I'm literally 1 full step outside of the classroom
>Say "fuck" just loud enough for everyone to hear as I walk away

[Anonymous No.4414810]

>>4414798
His presence makes me want to drop the class... *sigh* but i'm about halfway through... *trying to motivate myself*

[Anonymous No.4414817]

>>4414804
>me

I blame the fact that it was 8am and I had just taken my first sip of coffee...

[Anonymous No.4414829]

>>4414760
>that feel when you are the tard and even though you ask only once for help the TA's once a lab they look down upon you

that's the worst fucking feel

[Anonymous No.4414831]

>>4414810
Haha, I know that feel. He was my fucking lab partner. Dreadful. Just fucking dreadful.

[Anonymous No.4414867]

>>4414831
luckily, he's on the exact other side of the room... but he's always doing the lab the first two days (like I am, getting it out of the way)...

>Doing lab for PHY II
>4 of us and tard are there
>We're all working on the same thing at the same time
>Helping each other out
>Tard falls behind and is asking stupid questions
>No one acknowledges his questions
>We all keep working
>He gets up, angry, and asks prof for answer
>Comes back with all the answers, feeling superior
>mfw having the answers without knowing how to get them will hurt him on the test

[Anonymous No.4414892]

>professor hispanic, english second language
>student who asks a million questions korean, english second language
>they spend about 15% of every lecture trying to understand each other's questions

[Anonymous No.4414898]

>Science threads throughout the day and night
>2:30pm EST
>troll threads start appearing and don't disappear until well after 6:00pm EST

[Anonymous No.4414903]

>>4411572
>Also pseudoimplying that you care why?
>pseudoimplying

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pseudo

[Anonymous No.4414920]

>>4414727
Non hard sciencefag detected. Dont round on 5's

[Anonymous No.4414925]

>>4414742
Faggot TA discussed that in my Physics I lab too. Except that you are wrong, my TA was wrong, and the professor is right. That shit only applies if the person KNOWS the host is doing the goat shit. Otherwise the chance is the same.

Fucking C&P faggots everywhere trying to sound smart after watching that shit card counting movie.

[Anonymous No.4414964]

>>4414925
>if the person KNOWS the host is doing the goat shit
wat

i guess you're trying to troll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem

please describe why it's ever okay to keep the same door

[Anonymous No.4414994]

>>4414964
exactly, you always switch.

[Anonymous No.4415003]

>after C3 maths exam
>12 mark question on trig ids (find constants a,b,c and d)
>this guy walks out of the exam with huge grin on his face
>"hey anon you see that 12 mark question they fucked up, b,c and d aren't consonants"
>"you dipshit that said constant not consonant"
he passed with high B in the end but only in the knowledge that he could've gotten an A if he could only fucking read.

[Anonymous No.4415028]

>>4415003
>"hey anon you see that 12 mark question they fucked up, b,c and d aren't consonants"
>they fucked up, b,c and d aren't consonants
>b,c and d aren't consonants
This is the saddest part of your story.

[Anonymous No.4415037]

That's kinda the only reason why people bring laptops to class, OP.
Lol at all the old people who think it's for taking notes, couldn't be more wrong. Doubly so for tablets

[Anonymous No.4415044]

>>4414964
Conditional probability, faggot. P(A|B), not P(A). Therefore your 2/3 chance of winning only applies if the host is being a goat faggot.

[Anonymous No.4415046]

>Go to library
>Need to use computer
>Most of them are being taken by people browsing facebook

[Anonymous No.4415055]

21 million Americans can't read at all, 45 million are marginally illiterate and one-fifth of high school graduates can't read their diplomas.
Source: Department of Justice

>one-fifth of high school graduates can't read their diplomas.

[Anonymous No.4415058]

>>4415055
>>4415055
>>4415055

I really hope that's not true.

Unless it just so happens to be that 1/5 HS grads get into car accidents that fuck up their brains or something.

[Anonymous No.4415060]

>go to library
>need study booth
>most are used by people browsing facebook or talking on their phones

[Anonymous No.4415063]

>>4415060
>talking in the library

[Anonymous No.4415064]

>>4415046
>First ask the librarian is he/she will get someone off so that you can do work
>If no luck, just be a jerk and explain (loudly) the all the fb-tards that you need a computer... will anyone please let me use one
>If no luck, explain (even louder) that every person who is using a computer for facebook is a sorry shit and should suck your dick

yup, that's what i would do. I've never gotten past step 2...

[Anonymous No.4415067]

>>4415064
But I'm a pussy

[Anonymous No.4415068]

faggots browsing facebook and 9shit during lectures

[Anonymous No.4415069]

>>4415063
by study booth i mean a small soundproof room that also has a computer and outlet (that most people use to charge their phones instead of laptops)

[Anonymous No.4415087]

You know that short chubby neckbearded guy in class that has a nasal-ie voice and ALWAYS asks questions that are long winded, barely related to the subject at hand and contain some reference to political ideology/hatred of one....
I had him as a room mate. I also had him in two classes, Engineering Economy and Electric Circuits 1(including the lab).

Stories
>We confront him before we are actually roommates asking if he would mind switching rooms with one of our friends down the hall.
>The rooms are identical and would require nothing of him to switch
>Everyone in the EE lab simultaneously face palms.
>I can their empathic pity resonating through the room.
>The prospect of having this creature as a roommate is too much for any sane person to imagine.
>He refuses, he likes "his" room
>He says he will consider it if we guarantee him a parking spot on campus(There are 40k students at my school, this is not happening)
>Everyone's face is turning blood red from anger at such a proposition. The forceful indent of palm on face nearly cutting off bloodflow and killing the entire room save the neckbearded creature. The collective suicide would be a blessing compared to sharing an EE lab, let along a dorm, with the beard-necked spergasaurus.

>I see a coke in the freeze
>protip: cokes explode in the freezer
>I move it to the refrigerator
>He spergs out
>I can feel the seething hatred in his in his tone, spit getting caught on his neckbeard as he wails like a baby.
> Me and other two roommates simultaneously tell him to shut the fuck up and he crawls back to his cave.

>get the flu
>I coughed on his doorknob to make him sick.
>Mission successful.

[Anonymous No.4415097]

>>4415087
>long winded, barely related to the subject
I hate this. I don't speak up much during class but when I do it's because people are not giving the correct answer to the question and end up going on these bizarre tangents.

[Anonymous No.4415098]

>>4415087

I don't care if this is true. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.4415104]

>>4415046
>>4415060
>Go to library
>need obscure book for intro to proofs class
>already checked out
>university bookstore has no copies
>have to buy it at $87 from seller on amazon
>find out next week that a dumbass in my class checked it out
>he later failed the class
>to my knowledge he no longer majors in math

[Anonymous No.4415110]

>in physics lab
>people spouting 4chan memes

[Anonymous No.4415124]

I hate it when a class is made up of 97 normal students and 3 students who feel the need to constantly call out. Not questions mind you, they call out as if they're the lecturer and they're trying to teach the class themselves. The problem with this is that they're usually idiots who are wrong in some way

[Anonymous No.4415131]

>>4415124
they always sit in the front or one of the front rows too.

[Anonymous No.4415134]

>>4415104
Why the fuck do amerifats need an extra "intro to proofs" class?
Any non-retard math course is already entirely based on proofs, you morons.

[Anonymous No.4415143]

>human sexual behavior class (it's an easy A as a social science elective)
>discussing STIs
>Professor: "So scabies and pubic lice are considered to be in the same class-"
>Autist biology major who chimes in at least 5 times per lecture: "Actually that's totally wrong. Scabies are arachnids while lice are insects"
>Professor: "........"
>Professor: "If you would let me finish you'd know I meant the same class of STIs, that being parasitic
>mf

[Anonymous No.4415151]

>>4414964
Because you want a goat.

[Anonymous No.4415152]

>>4415134
Many American high school graduates, even those who took calculus, have never heard of a proof.

[Anonymous No.4415160]

>>4415152

ok then,

[Anonymous No.4415162]

>>4415152
Learned proof's in 8th grade geometry in the US. America has the best University system in the world by far, so I think they know what they're doing when it comes to course requirements.

[Anonymous No.4415164]

>>4415134
because different education systems that have placed different value on the teaching of proofs

[Anonymous No.4415165]

>>4415152
Same here in europe. Yet nobody needs a separate course to learn them. They are learned in the math lectures.

[Anonymous No.4415168]

>>4411690
Ga Tech? If so, I am in that class. I got a 100.

[Anonymous No.4415169]

>>4415162

oh look, we have one guy that learned proofs in 8th grade, therefore

>>4415152
is incorrect in saying that many don't

lets get this shit started
>American education

[Anonymous No.4415170]

>>4415162
Hahahahaha, bullshit.
The best university system in the world wouldn't allow students to study for 3 years before choosing their major. It wouldn't force students to take irrelevant general courses.
Milking you like that is what a business does, not a place of education

[Anonymous No.4415172]

>>4415168
>responding to someone 24 hours later
>assuming Ga. Tech is one of only a handful of schools that teach multivariable calculus

[Anonymous No.4415174]

>>4415170
Eurofag here. I'm seriously jelly of your system that allows you to study without making a decision on your major right at the beginning. When I finished highschool (meaning the equivalent of highschool in my country), I was too unknowledgable and made the wrong decision. Switching the major here means starting as a freshman again.

[Anonymous No.4415177]

>>4415170

Well many educational institutions whose opinions actually mean something disagree with you. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.4415178]

>>4415172
the situation he described sounds very similar to what happened in my class.

[Anonymous No.4415182]

>>4415169
Drew the incorrect conclusion.
>>4415162
Just added another premise

Lets get this shit started
>urope

[Anonymous No.4415188]

>>4415170
this. i'm majoring in mechanical engineering and had to take a semester full of gen eds. i took most of them in one semester so i wouldn't have to write bullshit essays in my 4th year.

nonetheless, i didn't learn a damn thing in any of those classes and don't remember shit. the only good thing was that there were some hot girls, something that is definitely missing in engineering classes.

[Anonymous No.4415190]

>>4415174
Would you like a doctor who took 3 years of general classes then 1 year of medicine?
Or would you like a doctor who took 4 years of medicine?

[Anonymous No.4415196]

>>4415190
When I have to see on /sci/ that things like "calculus" are seriously considered university level in america, I prefer to stay in europe though.

[Anonymous No.4415200]

>>4415190
American doctors take:2 years of general, 2 years of major(Biology or something else), 2 Years of specialized training(mostly knowledge), 2 years of practical training, up to 5 years of specialty training and a three year residency.

[Anonymous No.4415210]

>>4415174
That's why you take a gap year if you're unsure what you want to study.

[Anonymous No.4415221]

>>4415210
When I started studying, I wasn't unsure. I just didn't know that some other fields can be more interesting, because I was never informed. Studying the wrong thing is still a better use of time than a gap year. At least you learn something that way.

[Anonymous No.4415223]

>>4415221
And build up large debts

[Anonymous No.4415227]

>>4415223
>debts

lol nope. We can study without debts in europe.

[Anonymous No.4415282]

>>4415046

>go to computer-science labs
>want to use computer
>most of them have been locked for hours by foreign fags
>just reboot and use
>foreign fags can't speak good enough english to argue

[sage No.4415284]

that feel when a guy is browsing 4chan in the first line at class

literally I have seen it

[Anonymous No.4415298]

>>4415284
>that feel when guy is browsing 4chan infront of me
>that feel when I see him posting on /sci/
>that feel when his name field contains "Blackman"

[Anonymous No.4415310]

>>4415298
That feel when you kick him as hard as you can in the back of the head

[Anonymous No.4415326]

>>4411651
This is what children listen to.

This is how far the jew has managed to corrupt western children.

Look at all the other mouth-gaping nigger stupidity that is popular and has many views on Youtube.

[Anonymous No.4415328]

>>4415298
>That feel when not dodrio.

[Anonymous No.4415340]

>>4415326
Nothing is ever your fault is it, you white trash?
It's always somebody else's fault.

[Anonymous No.4415344]

>>4411717
>There must be love somewhere.

Sure there is, but it's in the 2D world.

Disregard 3DPD, acquire waifu and happiness.

Or find a way to move from 3D to 2D.

[Anonymous No.4415355]

>>4415344
How do I move from 3D to 2D without needing to watch japanese children's cartoons?

;_;

[Anonymous No.4415390]

>>4415221
A gap year gives you chance to refresh.
Plus, if you're spending your gap year deciding what you want to study you will probably spend a lot of time studying on your own. When you decide what it is you want to study, you have the rest of that year to prepare. You can spend your time studying something you don't want to be studying, the guy on the gap year gets to spend his time studying the thing he's interested in, all in a relaxed and stress free environment.

[Anonymous No.4415395]

>study maths
>people who already study for almost a semester ask the prof why |x|=-x, if x is negative
>they actually do not get it and continue to argue for like 10 mins convinced it's otherwise
Why the fuck do they not quit already?

[Anonymous No.4415398]

>>4415390
>implying gap year doesn't mean a whole year of sitting at home in my basement browsing 4chan and dumbing down

[Anonymous No.4415412]

>>4415355
>not watching chinese girl's cartoons

what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.4415420]

>>4415398
So, if you don't have someone there testing you and motivating you to work, you just give up?
You'll never be successful in the worlds of business, industry or acedemia if so.

[Anonymous No.4415429]

>>4415412
>what's wrong with you?

Autism.

;_;

[Anonymous No.4415431]

>>4415420
I never asked for that feel.

[Anonymous No.4415436]

>In Calc 2 classroom.
>See "Anon is Legion!" and "go to ---> 4chan.org/b" written on several desks.

I've also seen people wearing brony shirts and having backpack pins with reddit memes and trollfaces on them.

Sometimes I understand why Cho did what he did.

[Anonymous No.4415440]

>>4415436
Who the fuck is Cho?

[Anonymous No.4415442]

>>4411598
>Amerifats don't know what politeness is and they allow students to use computers during lectures.
Enjoy taking all your notes by hand

I have all my notes organized on my laptop

[Anonymous No.4415447]

>>4415429
but anime is perfect for autists

[Anonymous No.4415449]

>>4415429
How did you diagnose yourself?

[Anonymous No.4415456]

>>4415447
I missed the chance to start with anime, when I was younger.
Now watching it seems like a huge waste of time. I can say the same about vidya games.

;_;

[Anonymous No.4415459]

>>4415440
Guy that massacred Virginia Tech college students.

[Anonymous No.4415461]

>>4415456
Why don't you try a series or two and see if you like it? It's never too late.

[Anonymous No.4415468]

>>4415449
By online tests and check lists. The majority of the questions shockingly accurate describes my feelings and my deficiencies.
I ruled out personality disorders as diagnoses because those would be curable by psychotherapy, to which I seem resistant.

>>4415461
I fail to go back into the mental states of my childhood, so I cannot enjoy cartoons anymore.

;_;

[Anonymous No.4415472]

>>4415429
Is that why you think a science and math board would give a fuck about your loneliness?

[Anonymous No.4415476]

>>4415472
Because we're all lonely.

[Anonymous No.4415480]

>>4415472
I've seen some people who seem to have similar problems here on /sci/.

;_;

[Anonymous No.4415481]

>>4415468
Just because therapy didn't work for you doesn't mean it's not a personality disorder.
And stop ending every post with that damn smiley - you're sad, we get it!

[Anonymous No.4415484]

Can some mod permaban this faggot of the sadfrog faces that floods every thread?

[Anonymous No.4415492]

>>4412071
What about 25% then? :p

[Anonymous No.4415495]

>>4415481
I know. But whatever it is, it is not curable and I need to give it a name. So I call it autism, because /sci/ seems to like this name.

>>4415484
Sorry to hear that I annoy you.