/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4406711]

[Anonymous No.4406717]

Red is the only reasonable choice, given that it could grant you all the other advantages.

[Anonymous No.4406723]

I agree. Red. Although blue could be very insightful. Having a faster congnitive process could be very insightful.

[Anonymous No.4406725]

I would push green since I would be able to travel the would forever and possibly learn all there is through talking, using my social swag. Also: women everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4406726]

Red of course.

[Anonymous No.4406727]

>Unlimited
Blue>Problem solving
With it; I can acquire all others.

[Anonymous No.4406729]

Red

>Almost like omniscience
>Boost all aspects of Blue (not unlimited, but higher than average on every point)
>Can help for Green
>It's like having a lot of potential Yellow

[Anonymous No.4406733]

>Blue
>Unlimited problem solving
>Implying this isn't omnipotence and omniscience

[Anonymous No.4406736]

red is lame, you can't think out of the box this way

unlimited problem solving potential for me

[Anonymous No.4406740]

>>4406733
Not exactly, you lose some memory retention, speed, concentration and "mental flexibility" (unless you were already a normalfag).

[Anonymous No.4406744]

I'm going with blue problem solving.

>>4406717
>>4406723
>>4406726
Red lets you know all the POSSIBLE consequences of some facts or axioms; not which of the possibilities will actually be true. There are a lot of problems in science and general life where a lack of data means no amount of logic can provide a conclusive answer.

[Anonymous No.4406745]

green = pussy, if you dont choose green your a fag

[Anonymous No.4406747]

>>4406740
But every time you have a problem, you instantaneously have the answer. There is no big deal anymore. You just have be conscious of the problem

[Anonymous No.4406751]

Since the obviously superior blue choice of problem solving was already pointed out...

I say green for me. Bitches and whores, man.

[Anonymous No.4406753]

>>4406745
>Blue
>Problem solving
>Want pussies?
>Know how to get them

[Anonymous No.4406756]

>Why is no-one choosing green?
>Remember this is /sci/


Being scientists, you should know that as an organism your sole purpose in life is to procreate.

Therefore, if you don't choose green then you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.4406759]

The other problem with red is that you'd become overloaded with possibilities. Thinking about consequences of consequences. It'd lead to a combinatorial explosion.

I'd choose blue, problem solving. Or possibly green, lol.

[Anonymous No.4406766]

>>4406759
With that train of thought you would know everything in a matter of hours.

[Anonymous No.4406768]

>>4406756
>Homo sapiens
>Overpopulation
>Wanting to procreate

[Anonymous No.4406770]

true but green = pussy, blue + work = pussy so therefore your a faggot

[Anonymous No.4406771]

>>4406766

>derive the mysteries of the universe from pure logic
>stare into the abyss
>go mad as you figure everything out

[Anonymous No.4406777]

>>4406756
>he still thinks his biological purpose is the same as his personal purpose!
chortlingharlots.c

[Anonymous No.4406775]

What if some problems can't be solved?

[Anonymous No.4406785]

green

pay people to do science

[Anonymous No.4406782]

Didnt read rest of the thread but as a realist I would pick green, and unlimitedly fund all scientific endeavours I would take one for the team so we can all prosper.

[Anonymous No.4406783]

>>4406777
>Implying it isn't

Don't know about you bro, but everything that I do is essentially a means to get laid.

[Anonymous No.4406790]

>>4406783
>comes to /sci/
>purpose is to get laid
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4406791]

Unlimited cognitive speed = instant everything

[Anonymous No.4406793]

Red makes blue and yellow pretty much obsolete, at least as a mathematician.
Since red would essentially mean you could produce hundreds of highly advanced results in literally no time, you'd gain fame and money, too.
Since I'm already decent looking, it's a no brainer to decide between red and green.

[Anonymous No.4406796]

>>4406783

[Anonymous No.4406798]

>>4406793

godel theorem, you tit.

[Anonymous No.4406800]

>>4406790
>Goes to university
>To get a good education
>To get paid shit loads
>Women love money
>Get laid
>but...
>My finite brain can only handle so much studying
>Need a break so later I can work hard again
>Goes to /sci/


So yeah, coming to /sci/ is part of my master plan with the long term goal of finding the most attractive partner I can to bone.

[Anonymous No.4406803]

Green and become hikkikimori for the rest of my life in a 5/5 hotel.

[Anonymous No.4406805]

>>4406798
>I read about Gödel's theorem on Wikipedia and I don't actually know what it means, but I will spout it's name nonetheless

[Anonymous No.4406806]

>mfw there is a huge hole in Blue with Problem Solving

Since you have normal attention, speed, memory and mental flexibility, you just will solve tiny problems.

>Normal attention means not being aware of really important problems
>Normal speed would takes a shitload of time to process a solution for a complex problem
>Normal memory implicate not being able to remember every step or part of solutions, so you have to solve them again
>Normal mental flexibility can makes you unable to follow your own discoveries or even understand them

[Anonymous No.4406807]

unlimited problem solving means unlimited intelligence.

[Anonymous No.4406808]

>>4406798

What are you referring to? Incompleteness theorems?
I know that red is impossible as it is stated, hence "hundreds of highly advanced results". I was assuming that this hypothetical option comes close to what is described in OPs picture, but I'm not being a pompous dick about this flaw. Something you should try out, aspie cunt.

[Anonymous No.4406809]

>>4406805

in your face!

[Anonymous No.4406830]

I don't understand how red would work in practice. Wouldn't you often generate too many outcomes to process or for the human mind to consider over a short period of time?

Blue is too limiting. Choosing anything other than problem solving means you become of average intelligence. unnacceptable. And choosing unliited problemsolving limits your speed, attention and memory to normal which would be undesirable.

I think green would be the best, provided you bend the rules a little like say:
>pay tutor to teach you maths and economics withuot textbook

[Anonymous No.4406840]

>Green.
>Unlimited money.
>Unlimited money to fund research institutions and education centers with.
>Establish several of your own.
>Start a scientific golden age, advancing the human race at the cost of you not understanding how the new science works.

Green is the only choice for the advancement of the human race.

[Anonymous No.4406847]

>implying anyone on /g/ would even consider anything but green.

nerds finally gettin' some pussy

[Anonymous No.4406849]

Thread was probably derailed a long time ago, but Red for me OP.

[Anonymous No.4406850]

red, durr

>you are now extremely funny and great at all human interaction
>can easily win a ton of money by doing some competition
>can solve many unsolved math problems
>infinite computing potential

[Anonymous No.4406852]

>>4406736
what? out of the box is exactly what red means.

Red is the best.

>>4406793
Bingo.

[Anonymous No.4406854]

>>4406840
>inflation

[Anonymous No.4406861]

Didn't read the comments, am choosing Red.

The ability to know exactly how shit will go down at any time would be too worthwhile. I could look out upon the financial and political landscape, and make shitloads of money.

[Anonymous No.4406864]

if I choose red do I instantly know the answer to a given problem, like how to get more ass

[Anonymous No.4406869]

Obviously red.

Maybe green if I'm autistic.

[Anonymous No.4406871]

>Unlimited money

I'm not selfish, i'd choose green and free Science from the hands of the government.

But having infinite money could me a major problem in the real world as people would see me as some sort of God or devil or whatever.

[Anonymous No.4406878]

>>4406871

Using read you could accomplish any of the characteristics of the others, including green's infinite money.

[Anonymous No.4406885]

Yellow:
I solve the problem of crystallizing membrane bound proteins and use this discovery to map out the protein structures of UGT enzymes, protein kinases, opioid receptors etc.

I win the Nobel prize, get numerous papers published in Nature and other high caliber journals, get my PhD awarded ahead of time, become a tenured research fellow and spend the rest of my life having my work cited by papers in the areas of in silico modelling, medicinal chemistry, metabolomics etc.

Basically, if I got that discovery I'd be set for life and it wouldn't matter if I never did anything interesting again.

[Anonymous No.4406890]

Since it's obvious Red is the best, new one, probably my personal favorite.

Dreamer is what's up. Possibly Cheater, if set in the Culture universe. Observer would be awesome, except it seems like you could never be in the events, as a normal dude, yourself.

[Anonymous No.4406892]

>>4406878
>Using read
>read
ROFL. HOLY SHIT WHAT A NOOB. CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SPELL CORRECTLY.

[Anonymous No.4406893]

THIS ISNT SCIENCE
FUCK OFF CUNTSTEINS.

[Anonymous No.4406895]

Yellow, without question.

I find a way of permanently restoring cognitive function to patients with AD, Parkinsons and frontotemporal dementia tomorrow. No-one remembers me a week later? I'll live with that. I couldn't give a damn about celebrity.

[Anonymous No.4406907]

Yellow. I discover cold fusion and parent it or start some sort of energy company. Set for life.

[Anonymous No.4406913]

Yellow. I invent a way of making computers have true intelligence/consciousness.

[Anonymous No.4406917]

>>4406890
The observer sounds like it would suck. Cheater...I dunno. If you're stuck in a single universe you would begin to lust after others example: You go into star trek, you explore it all, you want to go to star wars, can't. So I guess the dreamer would be the best.

[Anonymous No.4406918]

anyone that didn't choose blue, problem solving is retarded.

[Anonymous No.4406923]

yellow

[Anonymous No.4406936]

Gonna go with red. Only really good choice.

[Anonymous No.4406933]

Anyone not saying red is obviously retarded

[Anonymous No.4406941]

Red is the most powerful and makes the others obsolete in most cases. However, it would also make life boring as nothing would ever be a surprise to you and I think knowing every possible consequence all the time would slowly drive you insane. For this reason, I would chose blue and get unlimited problem solving capacity.

[Anonymous No.4406957]

>>4406890
I'd go with the cheater. It's more limited than the others, but I think that would keep it interesting.

[Anonymous No.4406960]

>>4406941
>ITT
Anyone saying [color] is retarded, [color] is obviously the best choice.

[Anonymous No.4406976]

Definitely yellow...

At the dead bed, it's all that really matters.

[Anonymous No.4406989]

>>4406711
Red.

[Anonymous No.4407020]

My mind already works pretty much like a realistic form of RED. My ability to linearly analyze systems logically from their principles is probably my single biggest intellectual strength. As a kid,one of my nicknames was "dream crusher" (lol) due to my ability to predict the inevitably stupid outcome of childish ideas. And just like the RED option, you can only have some axioms, but never all, so there is only so far ahead that one can see with any reasonable degree of accuracy. (i dont think i need to tell you that the further away and more complex an event you try to predict, the lower the accuracy, as more unforeseen variables are included... blah blah blah, im sure there's some interesting chaos theory behind that).

Being in med school, im tempted to take BLUE (memory), but not with having to sacrifice other abilities. I'd definitively have to go with GREEN. Unlimited money or unlimited social influence alone would almost be worth it, but both is an easy choice. Pic related. And unlimited money and charisma sounds like the most world-changing option in my mind, much more likely to immortalize your name than a single Nobel or even a lifetime of scientific achievement.

[Anonymous No.4407025]

Choosing red will practically give you the ability to look into the future.

[Anonymous No.4407030]

Red is the only real option.

Feed such a person the paramaters and axioms of the universe as we know it, he'll figure out everything.

[Anonymous No.4407032]

>>4407020
>As a kid,one of my nicknames was
>past tense
>implying not a child anymore
Your post smacks of mental immaturity.

[Anonymous No.4407047]

green. the only choice you fucking nerds.

[Anonymous No.4407048]

Green allows you to divine the secrets of the universe.

You can use the non-fiction ban to fact check any study before it happens.

For example:
>write down two scentences
>"Higgs boson particles exist"
>"Higgs boson particles do not exist"
You can only read one, the other must be true

Nobel prize please

[Anonymous No.4407049]

Blue. problem solving. Can find workarounds for everything else.

[Anonymous No.4407076]

>>4407032
Thanks for the free psychotherapy, internet. I'm glad one post was all you needed to figure me out.

Well, first, I used the term kid as reference to my age being 8-13, and, second, past tense to denote something that happened in the past. I've since learned well enough to go ahead and stand back when someone has a stupid idea. Most people don't like to be corrected, even if they are wrong. On the other hand, I'm certainly not always right, and I realize the cognitive fallacies we have towards our own capabilities, so I try to accept such correction from others with gratitude.

[Anonymous No.4407091]

At first on the green one i was like
:D
But then I kept reading and I was like
D:

[Anonymous No.4407107]

>>4407048
Except you can prove to nobody that the option that is true, is in fact true. Must be frustrating to know the truth, but to be unable to convince anyone of it.

I'll have red please. For every decision problem in life, I introduce a temporary axiom based on a possible answer, if I can derive false (which I instantly can), then that's a wrong answer.
I'll just take up the axiom that higgs bosons are real. I'll instantly know if I can derive falsehood, and therefore, whether higgs bosons are real WITH a proof. Also, horse-betting made easy: "x will win".

[Anonymous No.4407113]

>>4406711

Blue. memory. you realize what kind of power that is?

>yfw you realize most of the noteworthy scientists of today hit the yellow button...one and done lol
>yfw you realize most who do research never make any major discoveries, just little pieces of shit here and there for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.4407116]

>>4407113
Red can emulate blue with memory. Just sayin'
(Perfect recall is a consequence of temporal modal logic, we need only postulate the axioms of temporal modal logic.)

[Anonymous No.4407124]

blue or red (prob blue)

[Anonymous No.4407127]

>greenone<

fuck science