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4403092 No.4403092 [Reply] [Original]

Ask a man who turned down a DPhil position at oxford anything

(yes I regret doing it a bit)

>> No.4403097
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4403097

Why did you turn it down?

>> No.4403102

asl?

>> No.4403103

Project wasn't exactly what I wanted to do.

And my wife didn't want to move.

And, bleargh, too many toffs amirite.

And wtf is going on with that wanky college system.

>> No.4403111
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4403111

>Wife didn't want to move

Fucking WHORE. Also lol pussywhipped.

>My face when a woman tried to hold me back

>> No.4403113

>>4403111
Would you prefer it if he was an asshole like you, and just arrogantly demands that his wife does whatever he says?

>> No.4403115

>>4403111
Was she on her period and you just wanted to dive right in?

>> No.4403116

>>4403111

I don't understand what that face means.

Are you sad?

>> No.4403120

>man has responsibilities
>kids just don't get it

>> No.4403138
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4403138

Just remember that she held you back.
Let your resentment grow.
Wait for her to get a promotion as head kitchen cleaner or w/e the fuck.
>Honey I got a promotion! I'm going to cook in new york for the president! (or w/e)

Then you can say no with extreme satisfaction.

>> No.4403141

>>4403116
I agree. Reading a face without most muscles, and especially any skin, is pretty hard.

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4403152

>>4403113
Obviously?
As the wise Aristotle once said "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

>> No.4403154

lol I put up 4 reasons.

single virgins focus on the one with a woman

>> No.4403159

>>4403103

What exactly was wrong with the project?

And was it the faculty that were terrible or the students?