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I need your help!
I want to give my boyfriend this valentine's card. The first and the third task aren't much of a problem, but I can't quite figure out how the second one is supposed to work. I know what a parametric curve is and I know how the sine function behaves, but I can't put this together so that it makes sense.
I guess there'll be a heart in the end, with the first answer being "i" and the third being "u", but I'd like to understand it before giving it away.

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erm, that first one simplifies to 2i - 2, and the last 1 is obviously 'u'
and i presume the middle one will be a heart shape, but thats old as fuck, and is pretty lame and unoriginal now for V-card.

...no idea what the fuck theyve done on that first question.

retard

>> No.4353880

this made me cringe in pain

>> No.4353882
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reported enjoy your ban

>> No.4353885

inb4 frog

>> No.4353890
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>>4353882
fuck off you fucking neckbeard, you dont make the rules, no1 would ever listen to such a retard like you anyway

>> No.4353891

>>4353882
Don't be such a hater! /Sci/ence is open to everyone.

Hopefully this link will help you out. Good luck on Valentine's Day.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/HeartCurve.html

>> No.4353895

>>4353890
>>4353891
not a neckbeard. just someone who follows the rules here.

reported. enjoy your ban

>> No.4353897

>>4353891
bottom right works.
top left is retarded

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>>4353895
>implying those are the rules here
>implying any1 gives a flying fuck what you think

>> No.4353902

>>4353895
those arnt the real rules, asshole
chicks are welcome here

>> No.4353904

>>4353900
>implying those aren't the rules
>implying you aren't breaking them
>implying you won't be enjoying a ban

>> No.4353906 [DELETED] 

>>4353902
Yeah they are xD

>> No.4353909

>>4353902
reported.

>> No.4353911

>>4353904
uhuh, well lets just wait and see, asshole

0/10

>> No.4353914

>>4353911
>0/10
I don't troll. I only try to help the mods enforce the rules. You should leave and delete your thread before you are banned.

>> No.4353919

>>4353914
>implying its my thread
>implying you arnt some useless fat ugly sexist arsehole who spams my fucking board with those 10 fucking stupid fake rules that were just created by some fucking stupid lonely neckbeard for no fucking reason.

fuck you!

>> No.4353920

What's your problem?

>> No.4353921

>>4353914
>troll
>mod wanabe

pick one

>> No.4353922

>>4353882
>Extremely sexist
>Doesn't understand the meaning of the word "joke"
> http://www.4chan.org/rules#sci
>Butthurt faggot who "bans" people 'cuz he's too lame solve problems like a real man, by getting on a stupid internet argument
>Lame even by /sci/ standards

>> No.4353923

>>4353919
*edit

fuck, i mean 9 rules

...you're still a twat

>> No.4353924

>>4353919
The rule help to ensure quality content on the board. If you don't like it, I suggest you leave before you are banned.

>>4353921
I do not troll and I do not want to be a mod. I am quite content in informing mods about instances where the rules are broken.

>>4353922
Please follow the rules. Reported.

>> No.4353926

>Geekgirl
>boyfriend
>valentines card

0/10

fucking obvious troll

I am mad.

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>>4353924
>ensure quality content on the board.
>by keeping all females out
<<<

>> No.4353932

>>4353929
It is well known that females are shitposters and cannot do science. Reported for trolling.

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>>4353929
>implying females are not always detrimental to quality

>> No.4353939

It's funny, most /sci/entists probably do fall into that category allowed by the "rules", but if they really were enforced, Carl Sagan, Isaac Newton, Stephen Hawking, Feynman, basically any great scientist who ever lived wouldn't be allowed. It would just be a bunch of suicidal neckbeards.
And thank you :)
I am enjoying my ban very much!

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>>4353933
>implying they are
>implying you arnt a fucking shitty troll
0/10
kill yourself

>> No.4353950

>>4353948
>implying females ever contribute quality posts
0/10
something tells me you will be enjoying a ban very soon.

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The curve OP asked about is the "cardioid curve"

>> No.4353956

>>4353929
>EK detected

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>>4353948

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>>4353950
im not even OP, and i didnt even say if i was female or not.
i havent broken any REAL rules, and you dont know if ive broken your 9 fucking retarded neckbeard rules either

...problem?

>> No.4353973

>>4353956
wtf?
what gives you that idea?

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>>4353970

>> No.4353980

>>4353973
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/4179764#p4180001

check file names

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>>4353980
im not even the only one who uses that image!
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/image/suFHIgeZD2cfNvEO5gaM-w

>> No.4353992

>>4353989
the key is in the file name

>> No.4353997

>>4353992

FUUUUUUCK! FUUUUUUCK! JESUS FUCK NO!

It's can't be true! It's isn't true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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>>4353992
ah...

wtf tho!?? do you just fucking check the filename of every single pic any1 ever fucking posts against its counterparts in the archives???

you sad fuck, get a life.

>> No.4354008

>>4354003
Actually I didn't check it before I posted
>EK detected
It was very obvious by the way you write. You also do this:
>>>
quite a bit.

I just checked it after, and it was confirmed.

>> No.4354011

>>4354008
other way <<<

>> No.4354016

Mathematics is not meant to be a tool of social interaction, although social interaction can be described by mathematics.

>> No.4354024

>>4354016

No shit? Are you going to say that 0.999... social interactions is equal to 1 social interaction?

>> No.4354029

>>4354024
You are trying to troll me, right? In case you forgot: a genius is untrollable.

>> No.4354031

>>4353929
Why do I recognize this guy? Is it brian blessed's left testicle?

>> No.4354033

>>4354008
huh...maybe i'll change it to 'eat_shit.jpg' just to fuck with you later

:D

>> No.4354037

>>4354031
I can confirm that I am not a testicle.

>> No.4354038

>>4354029

I'm sorry, but you're only 0.999... genius. Not fully genius.

>> No.4354039

>>4353956
holy shit, I award you the sherlock holmes prize of the day

also fuck off, EK, you never contribute anything useful except trollfire

>> No.4354044

>>4354038
A real genius is always aware of his incomplete perfection.

>> No.4354046

>>4354037
>>4354037

I mean the guy in the photo. He's definitely off of british tv.

I don't give a fuuuuuuuuck if this is a science & math thread.

>> No.4354050

>>4354044

You must have multiple real genius then.

>> No.4354052

>>4354039
yeh me too, im actually fucking impressed he managed to spot me
must have been the '<<<', dont give me that shit about 'i recognised your writing style' because this is pretty much how most people post here.

and i DO contribute, you obviously just cant tell when...seeing as how im fucking ANONYMOUS now!

>> No.4354054

>>4354050
My calculations have shown that another genius of my level or higher intelligence is impossible as it contradicts the laws of physics.

>> No.4354060

>>4354052
CLOSE YOUR VAGINA & STOP CRYING. DO SOME FUCKING CONTRIBUTING &TELL ME WHO THE FUCK BRIAN BLESSED'S BALLSACK REALLY IS.

>> No.4354065

>>4354054

Sure is. There is no "genius"
(Stupid)
of your "level."

See those lines? Read between them.

>> No.4354063

>>4354052
It was fucking obvious from the rage picture you tried to shop in and from your poor photoshop skills.

>> No.4354069

>>4354065
This guys a genius.

>> No.4354070

>>4354065
No need to read between the lines because you formulated your point explicitly. The wisdom of a genius might sound stupid to a fool, but soon you will acknowledge your own foolishness and want to be my disciple.

>> No.4354073

>>4354052
Also I knew you were on /sci/ because you made a post telling "haz" that she was easily trolled.

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>>4354073
ah, so i did...
quite observant little fuckers, arntcha?

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fuck you guys. i'm going home.

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>>4354078
>text_doesnt_fit_with_image.jpg

...thats eric cartman, fool

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At first I thought it was a clever ruse to get /sci/ to do your homework but then I realized this was real.

>> No.4354086

>>4354081
trol'd


hard.

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>>4354086
[sarcasm] uhuh...yeh.. thats like a really funny troll...or something [/sarcasm]

>> No.4354088

>>4354086
>trol'd
>
>
>hard.

>> No.4354090

>>4354077
EK, can you please make this mathgenius troll go away?
He's a worse tripfag than you were.

>> No.4354091 [DELETED] 

>>4354086
>lol xD im was just kidding , i act like a retard to troll u guys!
That's not how it works.

>> No.4354092

>>4354060
im not crying, and i had a look, ive no idea who he is, sorry hun

>> No.4354096

>>4354090
ive barely noticed him to be honest, so he cant be that bad or im sure hed have pissed me off by now (because thats generally not too hard to do...depending on my mood =p)

>> No.4354104

>>4354090
As my name correctly suggests I am not a troll. The foolishness of your post will be obvious to you, once I opened your eyes.

>>4354096
I am sure you did notice me subliminally and immediately accepted my superiority. Same happened to all users of /sci/, although some are still in denial.