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4321706 No.4321706 [Reply] [Original]

Can we have fun for once with a maths/physics joke thread?

Will dump the few i have.

>> No.4321712
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4321712

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy? Because he left a residue at every pole.

What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe? Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.

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>Bitches don't know about my asymptotes

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

>> No.4322236

Reported for retardation.

>>>/b/

>> No.4322248

>>4322236
reported for not contributing and spamming reports.

>> No.4322250

>>4322236
Enjoy your ban