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4319162 No.4319162 [Reply] [Original]

how can i get gf with science?

>> No.4319165

First, you must invent the universe.

>> No.4319168

Try philosophy

>> No.4319171

>>4319165
anything easier or with less energy?

>> No.4319172

guns, rope, sedatives. This is not hard

>> No.4319177

>>4319171
Lie all the time and be confident.

>> No.4319180

>>4319172
but thats not real gf thats rape

>> No.4319182

Pretend you'r not interested in science.

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>>4319180
[sarcasm] watch out guys! we clearly have a fucking 180+ IQ scorer amongst us! [/sarcasm]

>> No.4319187

first she must blind you with science, then she is obligated and has no choice but to be with you.

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4319193

I dunno man but I know that feel. The few girls I have had interaction with, all I could suggest is that once you manage to start a converation, ask about her, whenever say asks you about something dont forget to keep going with 'well what about you' and stuff.