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4304894 No.4304894 [Reply] [Original]

you are just strolling through your university to give your advisor a drafted paper when this guy walks up and slaps your gf's ass.

what do you do?

keep in mind he's 12, knows relativistic QFT, has a BS in physics, and is doing research on a ToE

>> No.4304901

>implying gf

>> No.4304900

Bow down, im in the presence of a God.

>> No.4304903
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>> No.4304905

But how tall is he?

>> No.4304906

Put his hat on top of something tall.

>> No.4304911

I remember him. Curious.

>> No.4304916

Getting a high five from a 12yo wouldn't be such a disgrace afterall, OP.
Please stop overreacting.

>> No.4304920

i give her a mercy killing for being a whore that lets another man touch her then go find a replacement.

>> No.4304924

call campus security. get him charged with sexual assault

>> No.4304929

this kid isn't particularly smart. He just has an excellent memory due to the fact that he is a giant aspie

>> No.4304935

>>4304929
someone's jelly

>> No.4304939
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4304939

hold him down and stick my cock in his mouth

>> No.4304942

Abandon girlfriend

Ravage his youthful boypussy until it iso verflowing with semen.

>> No.4304957

>>4304939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwegzhXAqaQ

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>>4304957
what the actual fuck did I just watch

>> No.4306165

sage

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>>4304957

>> No.4306169

>>4304894
report you.

>> No.4306170

>>4304957

ha, it's a froglight

>> No.4306186

I'd go fuck his mom, take pics and threaten that i'll release them to the general public unless he becomes my aspie slave.

>> No.4306188

>that feel when no gf

>> No.4306190

I would let him impregnate my gf, then immediately marry her in the hope that his offspring are even remotely as intelligent as him

>> No.4306292

kick him in the dick.
ask him what the fuck he plans to do about it.

>> No.4306296

Test whether his superior brainpower is any defense against bullets.

>> No.4306300

Decapitate
Pop open skull
Devour brain
Gain autism power

>> No.4306308

>>4306190
>Wanting to raise an autistic child
>Not having him impregnate her and then abort it just to spite the stupid little shit and his gay ass theories

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>>4306308
i dont think he'd care, and you'd still let him fuck your gf just to try and spite him?

>> No.4306317

>mfw in his 20 he will end up in the forgotten child prodigy club

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>>4306317
nope, celeb-4-life
300K starting, and any women he wants

u jelly?

>> No.4306322

>>4306313
EK, why did you even bother removing your trip if you're going to use those pictures every time you post? Just fuck off.

>> No.4306326

>>4306322
i dont use them EVERY time i post.

>> No.4306335

>>4306326
>implying you're EK
>implying EK is capable of posting without something to identify herself

>> No.4306468

I lol'd.

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>>4304894
>12, knows relativistic QFT, has a BS in physics, and is doing research on a ToE