❤♡❤♡❤♡{King of /sci/}❤♡❤♡❤♡

[Blackman No.4303053]

I've been getting a lot of e-mails from my fans on /sci/ to do a Q&A thread. So I'm taking time out of my busy day on 4chan to answer any questions because I love you faggots. Let's try to keep it science related since this is a science board. I am an amateur relationship counselor/pick-up artist so I can help with these type of things too

Before anyone asks.. Yes the troll awards will be coming back soon, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.4303058]

King, you will never be.

[Anonymous No.4303057]

What's your opinion on feminism?

[Anonymous No.4303061]

It's really like I'm on le reddit, only you're not celebrity, just a delusional faggot.

[Anonymous No.4303060]

>getting a lot of emails
what the fuck is your email

[Anonymous No.4303068]

Get Josef to come back on /sci/.

[SAGE No.4303072]

hurr hurr durr... durrrrrr

[Anonymous No.4303070]

lol.

[Blackman No.4303082]

>>4303057
Pussy is power.

>>4303060
Check the sticky

>>4303061
You're mad

[Anonymous No.4303090]

how did josef die?

[Anonymous No.4303091]

inb4 ban lol

[Blackman No.4303094]

>>4303090
>>4303068
He's in a better place now. That's all that matters

[Anonymous No.4303105]

>I've been getting a lot of e-mails
last i've heard, nobody likes communicating with premeds.

>from my fans
i doubt you have any fans.

>on /sci/
you do not have any fans on /sci/, you are a shit posting troll.

>to do a Q&A thread
nobody wants to question a premed faggot, especially one who gets the entire rutgers network banned on a weekly basis

>so I'm taking time out of my busy day on 4chan
>masturbating to the kreb cycle and posting on /b/
yep, that's a busy day alright

>to answer any questions
nobody cares

>because I love you faggots
no - if you did, you wouldn't be shit posting

>Let's try to keep it science related
how can a q&a of some stupid namefag be science related? it isn't even meta.

>I am an amateur relationship counselor
no, you aren't. you're a troll.

>pick-up artist
lolno

>Yes the troll awards will be coming back soon
you say that every damn day, and nobody gives a fuck. you win by default now that EK is gone.

[Anonymous No.4303111]

>❤♡❤♡❤♡{King of /sci/}❤♡❤♡❤♡
Would you please get rid of this?

[Blackman No.4303112]

>>4303105
You're just a troll and trolls can't bring me down

[Blackman No.4303115]

>>4303105
reported

[Blackman No.4303121]

>>4303111
Why? A king deserves to wear his crown, does he not?

[GL !Bgpe2HycPk No.4303128]

Was this your inspiration? >>>/lounge/1314086478
If so, I am disappoint. RedCream is doing a better job than you.

Concerning the troll awards: Now that EK is gone, who comes next?
I'd vote for mathgenius "not trolling".

[Anonymous No.4303132]

>>4303121

I declare myself King

What now, faggot?

[sage No.4303136]

>>4303053
reported for meta thread enjoy your ban

>>4303105
reported for ponies enjoy your ban

>>4303128
reported for shitposting dog faggot enjoy your ban

[Blackman No.4303140]

>>4303128
This was an original idea. Just all of my ideas.


>>4303128
With EK, Teacunt, and Harriet all dead, it's going to be really hard picking who is the best troll on the board. I have a fantastic list right now though and I'm sure no one will be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.4303146]

>>4303136
Reporting for no reason is against the global rules. You have been reported. Enjoy your ban

[Anonymous No.4303147]

>>4303140
wait where did the scottish man go?

[Anonymous No.4303149]

Who declared you king of /sci/?

[Anonymous No.4303151]

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[Anonymous No.4303156]

Is it possible to create something like NZT from Limitless? Or is there some sort of vitamin or procedure that would slightly do anything?

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303163]

>>4303149
The people of /sci/. There was a short voting process and I ended up winning.
>>4303147
His mom sent him to a mental hospital. Pretty funny story

[Anonymous No.4303165]

don't start using the trip again faggot. reported enjoy your ban

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303172]

>>4303156
Adderall. That movie is pure shit and nothing is scientifically accurate about it. I hope you don't believe we only use 10% of our brains

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303178]

>>4303165

[Why? !!f+rLkzNZlwH No.4303179]

>>4303156
Lmao

The second I saw the trailer for Limitless, I immediately thought of Adderall or meth hahaha

[OP !UofeyHYdiM No.4303185]

How do I get a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.4303194]

>>4303172
i know we dont. i am just trying to figure out how i could possibly incease funstion

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303196]

>>4303185
Dress nicely, don't be fat, be confident, funny. Go after the ugly ones since you probably are shitfuck ugly too

[Anonymous No.4303201]

can we get an archive on this?

[Anonymous No.4303208]

>>4303201
fuck off

[Anonymous No.4303212]

>>4303208
can we? XD

[Anonymous No.4303222]

>>4303212
installgentoo archives everything

[OP !UofeyHYdiM No.4303224]

I deserve to be king of all trolls! Watch me take the throne.

[Anonymous No.4303229]

whatever happend to this thread? It's not archived anymore. But i saved the whole thing

[Anonymous No.4303231]

>>4303224
>posting for 2 days
>king

LOL

[GL !Bgpe2HycPk No.4303241]

>>4303231
He has been a well known troll for months.

you_must_be_new_here.jpg

[Anonymous No.4303245]

whatever happend to this thread its not archived anymore?

[Anonymous No.4303264]

Why are you such a drama tripfag asking for attention on an anonymous board ,op?

[Anonymous No.4303266]

#RobertWerner

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303269]

>>4303245
Some of my understudies are investigating the situation

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4303278]

Who are you to declare yourself king? And more nefariously claiming to be capable of answering science questions or bringing the truth to this board? Only a genius like me deserves to be in this position. Prove yourself worthy.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303277]

>>4303266
I've never asked for attention. People just like giving attention to me.
>>4303264
+1

[GL !Bgpe2HycPk No.4303282]

>>4303266
Actually #RobertWe is enough. Only the first eight letters of a tripcode matter.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303289]

>>4303278
Like I said, the people of /sci/ declared me king. I always knew I was going to do something important with my life though.
Without a doubt, I have the highest IQ on the board so it's probably best that I stay king, sorry.

[OP !UofeyHYdiM No.4303296]

I deserve to be KING. Its my birthright!

[Anonymous No.4303303]

>>4303296
>post on /sci/ for 2 days
>birthright

LOL

[Anonymous No.4303308]

are you really black? or just a name?

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4303319]

>>4303289
Whatever you consider a high intelligence quotient, it will be ridiculously small compared to my genius IQ. Not that I demand the mundane and profane responsibility of being a king, but I want to remind you that you need to practice modesty.

[Anonymous No.4303322]

>>4303289
as far as I know, there are only two people on /sci/: you and me. I sure as hell didn't vote for you to be king.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303324]

>>4303308
Wow great question. Check the sticky, my biography is there.

[Anonymous No.4303338]

lolwut

[Anonymous No.4303373]

A cell of solute concentration c and characteristic length δ is placed in a large bathing solution of solute with fixed concentration c0. If the region 0≤x≤δ represents the cell while the regions x<0, x>δ represent the cell exterior, show that the solution concentration of the cell is given by
<div class="math">c \left (x,t \right ) = c_0\left [ 1 - \frac{4}{pi} \sum_{n=1}^{\infty} \frac{1}{2n-1} \sin \left ( \frac{\left ( 2n-1 \right ) \pi x}{\delta } \right ) exp\left [ -\left ( 2n-1 \right )^{2} \pi^{2} Dt \right ] /\delta ^{2} \right ]</div>
where D is the diffusion constant.

[Anonymous No.4303387]

>>4303373
reported. enjoy your ban

[Anonymous No.4303391]

>>4303373
reported

[Anonymous No.4303390]

>>4303373

>unidimensional pde
>fourier series
>a hard math

[Anonymous No.4303395]

>>4303373
lol dis nigga gettin banned. reported

[Anonymous No.4303400]

>>4303373
>biology
>hard differential equations
pick one

[Anonymous No.4303404]

>>4303053
I actually kind of like you. I like your kind of tongue-in-cheek style.

[Anonymous No.4303409]

>>4303387
>>4303390
>>4303391
>>4303395
>>4303400
this is a Q&A thread. what the hell is wrong with a question suitable for a biochem undergrad?

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303410]

>>4303404
More like tounge-in-ass style.

[Anonymous No.4303411]

>>4303373
>biology
>math
>even a science
reported, told my mom, the dean, the fbi.

[Anonymous No.4303421]

>>4303410
lol'd

[Anonymous No.4303431]

>>4303410
You I don't like. You're just an obnoxious fag who contributes nothing to a conversation whatsoever. Even worse you do it under the name of one of the most beloved science figures of all time.

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303439]

>>4303431
I am poasting SCIENCE, you fucktard.

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303446]

>>4303443
Shit tier? You call SCIENCE shit tier? Are you an ANTI-SCIENTIST?

[Anonymous No.4303443]

>>4303410
who are you? you've been posting here for like 3 days and it's all be shit-tier quality posts

[Anonymous No.4303450]

>>4303446
no, science is fine. you are just a troll faggot

[Anonymous No.4303457]

>>4303446
highschooler detected
reported

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303458]

>>4303450
I cannot troll. As a SCIENTIST I always base my opinons on FACTS.

[Anonymous No.4303466]

>>4303458
are you 14? fuck off

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303470]

>>4303466
YOU fuck off, if you disagree with SCIENCE.

[Anonymous No.4303481]

>>4303470
you're a retard. i know i shouldn't even bother replying to you. i hope you are just trolling. no one should be this dumb

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303482]

>>4303481
Your trolling goes too far. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.4303486]

are you really a mod?

[Anonymous No.4303498]

>>4303486
i think so

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4303506]

Since the thread is still up, I'd like to ask our "king" a math question. Kings do have to know mathematics, so please answer the following:
Is 0.999... equal to 1 or not?

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303525]

>>4303506
Yes
/thread

[mathgenius (not trolling) !!Ceavr+zDPUk No.4303535]

>>4303525
No, it doesn't. How do you want to be king without a basic understanding of mathematics?

[TheTemplarKnightOfStuffTemperature !T3mpXGkC3w No.4303561]

Tripfag magnet thread?
Count me in.
Also.
I declare independence from the king.

Kill for science!
Btw no one in 4chan would name himself "blackman" if he wasn't black himself.
Not to be offensive but who in their right mind would take seriously someone of African descent?

I know real science, ask me anything about the brain.

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4303571]

>>4303561
Go away, EK.

[TheTemplarKnightOfStuffTemperature !T3mpXGkC3w No.4303584]

>>4303571
I wish i was a hot beautiful intelligent female like EK.
Also, i really know alot, ask me anything, btw what is your political compass?

[Anonymous No.4303590]

>>4303068
I don't see that happen anytime soon, he's pretty pissed.
(frustrated with 1 vs. 0.999... threads and so on)

[Anonymous No.4303596]

>>4303561
>anything about the brain
>Hard science

Pick one

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303655]

>>4303561
That's racist

[Anonymous No.4303690]

>>4303584
>hot beautiful intelligent female like EK

Out of all trolls you are the most obvious.

[Anonymous No.4303691]

have you pied anyone else recently niggardly pieman?

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4303700]

>>4303691
I stopped pieing after Josef died :/

[Anonymous No.4303711]

>>4303700
Wtf? How did he die?