/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4286025]

I come to you with a problem /sci/, now it is vitally important I get the best answer for this within the next .35 seconds.

You see, for reasons I wont get into right now, somebody is throwing a punch at my head.
unfortunately for me, they seem to have upgraded to a version 3.2 STRONGMAN, so their punch is coming in at about half the speed of sound.

Needless to say, if that hits me, I will certainly die a very quick death.
However, I have fortunately recently purchased my new ibrain, so I'm processing this all very quickly, and it has given me time to post this on here.

Now, my body is currently leaning slightly backward, so I am considering just following that momentum and trying to avoid the punch downward, but I don't know if that is going to work.
I am willing to damage a different, more easily reparable section of my body, so I one of those gets in the way, I wont worry.

What do you think my best course of action would be for avoiding this punch?

[Anonymous No.4286031]

>>4286025
Do a barrel roll.

[Anonymous No.4286037]

so.. the point is that people will never change?
or something?

also

>2145
>not backing up brain on v-drive
>ISHYGDDT