/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4280262]

>be a physics major
>that feel when no gf
>that feel when you can't get a gf because you are ugly

[Anonymous No.4280266]

> Dat feel when you don't care

[Anonymous No.4280272]

>>4280262
I semi-know that feel bro. It would be unscientific to blame it on "ugliness" though.

[Anonymous No.4280275]

>be a physics major
>that feel when no bf
>that feel when you can't get a bf because you're ridiculously shy
yeah, I posted that thread here as a mistake
sage for not science

[Anonymous No.4280282]

i know this feel

[Anonymous No.4280294]

>>4280275
>women complaining about not having a boyfriend
you don't even have to talk, people walk right the fuck up to you

[Anonymous No.4280314]

>that feel when chemistry major
>that feel when organic chemistry, "the hardest class ever"
>that feel when expecting a perfect score
>that feel when I want to ask to tutor the hot chicks
>that feel when I can't do it

[Anonymous No.4280325]

I don't know that feel.
I have a GF mainy cause he like physics.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280327]

>that feel when attractive and intelligent yet deny all of my many gf offers because i don't care about anything other than fucking them

[Anonymous No.4280329]

>>4280325
>Gf
>He
Choose one.

[Psistar !!bRma1Ao62vX No.4280330]

>>4280314
>that feel when I just intervene when I see a hot chick strugling with anything I'm good at.
>that feel when girls are attracted to intelligence

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280332]

>>4280329
probably a freudian slip by a closet engineer

[Anonymous No.4280336]

>That feel when Philosophy major
>That feel when post-sexuality

[Anonymous No.4280340]

>be EE
>no girls in any of my classes
>that feel when no gf
>that feel when i'll probably go gay like /sci/ says

[Anonymous No.4280341]

>that feel when the girl I like has a perfect GPA and I'm afraid of asking her out, in fear I'll ruin her work ethic if succesful

[Anonymous No.4280342]

>>4280330
and that works for you?

Interesting. I've only had one girl become interested in me, but that was through inorganic chemistry, and I was answering every problem, so we fucked.

[Psistar !!bRma1Ao62vX No.4280352]

>>4280342
I don't solve everything, I just give her a tip on how to solve shit, or a beautiful method to prove something. Just so they know I exist. Then we can talk later, and I already have an advantage because I already proved that I was worth spending time with.

[Anonymous No.4280353]

pic related: selma blair

[Anonymous No.4280355]

>>4280336
>implying you can overcome basic evolutionary goals
>implying philosophy is a hard science

[Anonymous No.4280362]

>>4280352
I'm gonna have to implement this strategy.

[Anonymous No.4280369]

>>4280352
i try this, but they just come for more help

i can never bring anything else up

wat do

[Anonymous No.4280371]

>>4280355
It was just a little joke.

[Anonymous No.4280385]

>>4280369
>i can never bring anything else up
Are you saying you can't help them further or you can't advance the relationship?

[Psistar !!bRma1Ao62vX No.4280389]

>>4280362

[Anonymous No.4280401]

>>4280385
i can't advance the relationship

it becomes strictly help with homework or problem sets

[Anonymous No.4280403]

>>4280371
Now I feel bad for this guy.

[The Juices of Lemons No.4280406]

>>4280262

>Be a dumb
>that feel when no gf
>that feel when you can't get a gf because you are ugly in both personality and looks

[Anonymous No.4280416]

>>4280262
I'm goodlooking and can't get one.
I did have this batshit insane Moroccan that wanted to marry me 3 minutes after we met, I just had to cut of my top of my youknowhat and convert to islam and take on an islamic name and I could marry her so we could have sex.

Somehow it didn't seem worth it. I hate religion, islam in particular. Besides, she may just have been after the passport.

[Psistar !!bRma1Ao62vX No.4280418]

>>4280369
I used to be like that.
Just look busy. They wouldn't bother you anymore. And if you ever meet talk to her or at least say hello and find a moment when she ISNT working. You need her to like you for something not work/studying related. Else, she's just taking advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.4280420]

>>4280406
kill yourself

it's the only way out

[The Juices of Lemons No.4280426]

>>4280420
But I have a family which may miss me. The guilt which comes whenever I think about selfishly taking my own life ruins me.

[Anonymous No.4280433]

>>4280426
>may miss me
>implying it's above 30%

[Anonymous No.4280434]

>be a physics major
>that feel when no bf
>that feel when you can't get a bf because physicists and engineers don't get along

[Anonymous No.4280438]

>>4280434
>expecting an engineer to mate with a female

[Anonymous No.4280443]

>>4280434
>gay physicist
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4280444]

>be biotech major
>girls everywhere

[Anonymous No.4280445]

>>4280294
I know, I just suck that much

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280453]

>>4280445
all you need to do is fucking look and smile at whatever guy you like and he will start interacting with you. girls benefit a lot more from their gender than they like to admit

[Anonymous No.4280455]

>be an engineering major
>sister keeps setting me up with her ballerina friends
>generally ends in disappointment because I find nothing in common with them and are generally disinterested in how beautiful the world is through all the little things

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280460]

>>4280455
>generally disinterested in how beautiful the world is through all the little things

i can assure you that you are really obnoxious in person

[Anonymous No.4280464]

>>4280444
>biology
>a hard science

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280467]

>>4280464
>your pic
>a resolved costanza

[Anonymous No.4280469]

>>4280460
just as arrogant as you are :)

[Anonymous No.4280471]

>>4280455
it will only be another 2 years or so until you start masturbating to traps

[Anonymous No.4280472]

>>4280464

>implying biotechnology is biology

[Anonymous No.4280473]

>physics
>a hard science

[Anonymous No.4280479]

>>4280453
I know, it's not that I don't attact guys, it's just that once they're close I'm too afraid to do anything about it even if it's obvious they're into me.
Too much aspieness I guess

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280480]

>>4280472
omg look at all dat hard science penetrating your moist and fertile field

...not.

[Anonymous No.4280481]

>>4280479
>sounds like a case of assbergers
do you wear thick rimmed glasses?

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280482]

>>4280479
sounds like you just don't want a bf

[Anonymous No.4280484]

>>4280479
i still do not understand.

if they approach you and you get into a relationship, communication should be second nature?

[Anonymous No.4280485]

>be math major
>mfw all the math girls are good looking virgins and not giving it up

[Anonymous No.4280489]

>>4280485
>math
>a semi-easy science

[The Juices of Lemons No.4280491]

>>4280489
>math
>a science

[Anonymous No.4280493]

>>4280491
>science
>not with math

[The Juices of Lemons No.4280495]

>>4280493
>Science
>With math

Shit son. What are you doing?

[Anonymous No.4280496]

>>4280491
really, faggot?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_science

[Anonymous No.4280497]

>>4280481
nah

>>4280482
I wouldn't be whining about it on the internet if I didn't want one.
I guess I should start collecting cats

[Anonymous No.4280500]

>tfw Chemical Engineering major
>tfw only one attractive girl in classes, not remotely close to your type
>tfw even if I was attractive and confident enough to get a girl, she'd leave me because I'd spend all my time working

[Anonymous No.4280502]

>>4280497
I'll be your bf.

I've always been a fan of cyber sex.
what do you say?

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280503]

>>4280489
more like:
>wasting time on a math degree
>not learning it all with self study

[Anonymous No.4280505]

>>Physics

>>Real subject

If you aren't studying Maths you're a degenerate. Get a real degree, fools.

[Anonymous No.4280507]

>be engineering student
>have bf because almost all of the students are gay

[Anonymous No.4280508]

>>4280497
Post a picture (old or vague somewhat accpetable, depends) so we can tell if you look good or not.
We can tell you to start collecting those cats or get some hot cock from that goodlooking guy by means of skillz of seduction.

[Anonymous No.4280510]

>>4280502

You have no idea how much this made me laugh. Oh 4chan.

>>4280503

Yea go fuck yourself you dirty pathetic attention depraved slut, nobody cares about your retarded opinions.

[Anonymous No.4280511]

>>4280505
How does it feel knowing only a small percentage of physicists get real jobs?

Enjoy your box, homeless fag.

[Anonymous No.4280515]

>>4280511

Can you read? Like, seriously, can you read?

[Anonymous No.4280516]

>>4280510
I'm serious.

Hit me up at [e-mail]

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4280521]

>>4280510
u mad cause you're not good at maths and have to cover it up by undertaking a degree?

[Anonymous No.4280523]

>>4280516

I'm a different person. A guy. Can you not get that by how we type differently?

>>4280521

0/10 learn to troll

[Anonymous No.4280524]

>>4280505
>not double majoring in physics/mathematics
>not getting a physics phd

>>4280511
>thinks that research doesn't make money
>thinks that teaching doesn't cover everything (health care, food, travel, vacation, etc)
>thinks that having money makes him special

[Anonymous No.4280525]

>>4280503
>wasting time doing anything other than math
>you'd think there was a demonstrable objective reality or something
>laughingmathmajors.jpg

>>4280510
>implying thats ek.

[Anonymous No.4280530]

ITT: Everything descends to /b/ anarchy, and everyone gets trolled by biology majors.

[Anonymous No.4280531]

>>4280516
sorry, cyber sex != real boyfriend
also, lol

[Anonymous No.4280534]

>thinks that women exist on the internet
>thinks that person is really a femanon and not a trap gay homosexual engineer trolling

[Anonymous No.4280542]

>>4280534
in this post: lol /b/ so randum XD longcat is looong

[Anonymous No.4280546]

>>4280530
>biology majors have gfs
nope

[Anonymous No.4280567]

>>4280262

Have you tried PickUp

[Anonymous No.4280916]

why can't women be attracted to intelligence?

why does evolution have to be so cruel?

why can't we take some sort of drug to just become asexual?

[Anonymous No.4280926]

>that feel when i'm a girl
>that feel when i'm dating a formerly forever-alone physics major
>that feel when i just want to give you a hug, op
>that feel when sexually attracted to physics

[Anonymous No.4280928]

>>4280916
see
>>4280926

[Anonymous No.4280933]

>>4280926

>implying

[Anonymous No.4280939]

>>4280262
that pic OP, so fucking saved

[Anonymous No.4280945]

>>4280933
it's true.
we had phone sex before we actually did anything in person, and i told him to whisper physics stuff in my ear

>i don't really understand physics but good god did it get my vagina wet

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4280955]

>>4280945
>god

Your cancerous fairy-tale beliefs have ruined science for too many good minded people. Stop it right now.

[Anonymous No.4280959]

>>4280955
it's just an expression, sweetheart.
i'm a cold-blooded atheist.

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4280973]

>>4280959
>atheism

The worse form of cancer. Destroying science from the inside by making it a new religion, a crippled one.

[Anonymous No.4280992]

>>4280973
>wat
science isn't a religion.
and would you even consider atheism a religion? i mean, when you think about it, it's really the complete lack of a religion anyway.

[Anonymous No.4280993]

>dat feel when double astrophysics and math major
>dat feel when I try to ask out hot soccer player that lives above me and she kicked her soccer ball at my nuts and laughed.

[Carl Sagan !SAGAN7mVOk No.4281014]

>>4280992
SCIENCE is a religion, it is the pure BELIEF IN FACTS, EVIDENCE AND LOGIC. You cannot deny them. Your irrational babble is hurting my eyes.

[Anonymous No.4281024]

>be a chemistry major
>that feel when one of the few attractive females
>choice of intelligent guys

It's great.

[Anonymous No.4281028]

>>4280993
Because only flaming faggots say "soccer".
Its called football dumbass.
That is why she laughed at you and shot het FOOTBALL at your nuts.
If she were Scottish, you would have went home with a Glasgow grin for that mistake. Just remember that.

[Anonymous No.4281034]

>>4281028
no one calls soccer football in america.

Deal with it faggot

[Anonymous No.4281047]

>>4281014

1/10 because there really are people this stupid

[Anonymous No.4281065]

>>4281034
You call it soccer, you are the faggot.

[Anonymous No.4281074]

>mfw atheist fags are getting butthurt over degrees and gf's when they are all going to hell
>mfw I have only the face that God The Almighty praised me with

[Anonymous No.4281095]

>be a math major
>tfw you feign interest in statistics in order to crack onto a stats major

[Anonymous No.4281423]

we need a method to just convert the intelligent population into asexuals

with hormone treatment, is this a possible feat?

[Anonymous No.4281433]

>>4281423
Just plain old chemical castration. It's not as bad as it sounds, just medication to reduce libido.

[Anonymous No.4281438]

>>4280434
>That feel when I'm majoring in electrical engineering and minoring in astronomy/astrophysics.

[Anonymous No.4281453]

>>4280262
>that feel when liberal arts major
>that feel when gf

[Anonymous No.4281479]

>that feel when I'm an EE major going to community college and all of my classmates are ugly, poor, and male
we are the lowliest of lows

and on top of that my fucking calc 2 professor sucks donkey dick, he went over hyperbolic functions in 1 day and then gave us like 80 problems for homework

[Anonymous No.4281487]

>>4281438
I want that feel

[Anonymous No.4281594]

>>4281479
at least EE is a real major

might not be fun but it will pay the bills (barely, lol)