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4258851 No.4258851 [Reply] [Original]

How do I become Batman?

>> No.4258862

>become multibillionaire
>I'll tell you the rest once you've done that

>> No.4258864

>>4258862
I am.

>> No.4258871

>not sending a couple million to my escrow account

>> No.4258873

>>4258864
You'll need to murder your parents if they arn't already dead.

>> No.4258876

>>4258873
They are dead

>> No.4258880

> lurk on 4chan
> while wearing a cape

>> No.4258884

>>4258880
I am

>> No.4258885

>>4258876
Grandparents?

>> No.4258893

>>4258885
dead. I am all alone I have no friends or family

>> No.4258899

>>4258893
Are you a ninja?

>> No.4258901

>>4258899
no

>> No.4258904

>>4258901
Become a ninja

>> No.4258905
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>> No.4258906

>>4258904
how

>> No.4258915
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>>4258905

>> No.4258916

>>4258906
How the fuck would I know? I'm a scientist not a ninja master.

>> No.4258923

arrange for the murder of your parents then have that memory surgically removed

>> No.4258927

Would majoring in chemical engineering make me a good batman?

>> No.4258928
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>>4258915

>> No.4258929

>>4258916
what type of science does batman know?

>> No.4258931

>>4258927
Are you a millionaire?

>> No.4258933

>>4258931
no

>> No.4258945

But really, *How* does anyone become more even so as decided to go as far as do with to look more like?

>> No.4258965

>>4258933
Become a millionaire.

>> No.4258970

>>4258945
eat healthy, get plenty of sleep, and exercise. lots and lots of exercise.