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EXPLAIN THIS ATHEISTS

>> No.4232584

I-I can't

>> No.4232589

Christians - 1 Atheists - 0

>> No.4232595

I guess there is a god after all

>> No.4232594

Raises ratings in the religious zealot bracket, it's good money, probably boosts his salary considerably.

Still pretty pussy of him, but hey money is money right?

>> No.4232591

>>>/x/

>> No.4232592

TEBOW GOES IN

WINS COME OUT

YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT

>> No.4232586

It isn't possible. An external force is in play here...

>> No.4232587

>implying god doesn't exist.

>> No.4232588

We call this altruism.

This man has selflessly posted an "I'm a fucking moron" sign on his face so people know that he should not be trusted with anything important.

>> No.4232597
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4232597

It's kami-sama at work.

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4232602

>2012

>Liking a fraud

>> No.4232603

TEBOW 3:16

>> No.4232604

>>4232592
WHERE'S YOUR EQUATIONS NOW NERDS? FIND ME ONE FOR THAT.

>> No.4232605

>>4232589
>>4232589

Christians 29 Athiests 0

>> No.4232601

all he does is win games.

checkmate atheists

>> No.4232598

>>4232588
>anything important
>beating the reigning AFC champs
nigga u dum

>> No.4232600

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ - 1

Atheists - 0

>> No.4232608

>316 passing yards

>3:16

God works in mysterious ways

>> No.4232612
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>>4232602
AH HAHAHAHA STAY MAD HEATHEN

>> No.4232613

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>>4232602
>2012
>supporting a rapist

>> No.4232616

>>4232602
SO MAD

SO FUCKING MAD

>> No.4232617

ITT: Butthurt Atheists who have now had their science shattered

>> No.4232618

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>> No.4232626

@ochocinco
Chad Ochocinco
#TebowDisciples Does anyone else find it odd that the officials in the Pitt/Den game are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

AND

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sp/32310/official-tebow-broncos-vs-heathens-game-thread-5#17752185

@ochocinco
Chad Ochocinco
#TebowDisciples Does anyone else find it odd that the officials in the Pitt/Den game are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

AND

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sp/32310/official-tebow-broncos-vs-heathens-game-thread-5#17752185

@ochocinco
Chad Ochocinco
#TebowDisciples Does anyone else find it odd that the officials in the Pitt/Den game are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

AND

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sp/32310/official-tebow-broncos-vs-heathens-game-thread-5#17752185

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4232619

>ALL HE DOES IS WIN ALL HE DOES IS WIN

>> No.4232620

DENVER BRONCOS NUMBER 88 WIDE RECEIVER DEMARYIUS THOMAS BROKE THROUGH 2 DEFENSIVE BACKS, STIFF ARMED ONE, THEN BURNED EVERY LAST ONE WITH HIS SPEED WHILE STAYING IN BOUNDS AND MADE THE TD

DENVER BRONCOS NUMBER 88 WIDE RECEIVER DEMARYIUS THOMAS BROKE THROUGH 2 DEFENSIVE BACKS, STIFF ARMED ONE, THEN BURNED EVERY LAST ONE WITH HIS SPEED WHILE STAYING IN BOUNDS AND MADE THE TD

DENVER BRONCOS NUMBER 88 WIDE RECEIVER DEMARYIUS THOMAS BROKE THROUGH 2 DEFENSIVE BACKS, STIFF ARMED ONE, THEN BURNED EVERY LAST ONE WITH HIS SPEED WHILE STAYING IN BOUNDS AND MADE THE TD

DENVER BRONCOS NUMBER 88 WIDE RECEIVER DEMARYIUS THOMAS BROKE THROUGH 2 DEFENSIVE BACKS, STIFF ARMED ONE, THEN BURNED EVERY LAST ONE WITH HIS SPEED WHILE STAYING IN BOUNDS AND MADE THE TD

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>>4232602

>2012
>Supporting a rapist

>> No.4232630
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4232630

THANK YOU BASED TEBOQ

>> No.4232632

fuck u atheists fuck u

tim teboq proving that GoD is REAL.

all he does is win. atheism worst religion invented

>> No.4232640
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4232640

Looks like a few of you should be reading this

>> No.4232649

i've been out for some weeks. Can anyone explain?

>> No.4232647

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>> No.4232646

based tebow...
all he does is win..

>> No.4232651

>>4232632
God does not want you to support a false prophet who predicts the outcome of meaningless football games and cites divine knowledge or intervention as a source.

"You shall not put the LORD your God to the test."
Luke 4:12

This Tebow stuff is bordering on idolatry.
May God save your soul.

>> No.4232652

>>4232649
Tim Tebow basically proved the existence of God today. Atheists on /sci/ are of course asspained over this revelation.

>> No.4232654

>>4232649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK9FKMG3Nc

>> No.4232655

>316 yards
>lose 3 straight and on the next game, win
>7 years since the last Denver Broncos playoffs win
>The Broncos logo is a white horse, the first horseman of the apocalypse rides a white horse

>@ochocinco
>#TebowDisciples Does anyone else find it odd that the officials in the Pitt/Den game are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

Tebow: 316 yards passing in upset of Pittsburgh in playoffs
John 3:16: For in this way God loved the world: that he gave the unique son, so that all the ones trusting in him would not perish, but have eternal life.

Im going to watch MLP now

>> No.4232658

Wait, wait, wait... Is /sci/ being trolled here?

Seriously? Religion is strong because somone can play football? I don't even...

>> No.4232661

>>4232649
...Mathematically he's shit. Statistically speaking he should be gone. But all he does is win....

...He just keeps winning...

There must be a god...

>> No.4232662

Forgive me, lord, for I have sinned......

>> No.4232663

>>4232658

Are you BUTTHURT that God is REAL?

Explain the 316 yards, bitch.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

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>> No.4232664

>>4232658
No, this is not a troll. You can't refute what we all witnessed.

>> No.4232668

>>4232665

Fuck off /pol/

All love Tebow

>> No.4232669

>>4232658

He can't play.. not at the position he is in at any rate.

The fact that he his a starter in NFL defies logic on its own.

The fact he just lead ANOTHER game winning drive to win a playoff game in OT is just.. just... God did it. There is no other explanation.

brb, finding a church

>> No.4232671

>>4232665

Don't make this into a race thing, we are all God's children.

>> No.4232673

>>4232658
I would argue that if what many progressive theologists generally hold as true, that the concept of "God" is an aspect of the interaction between all human beings, and God actuall does exist, then He definitely was there in that stadium tonight.

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>>4232655

>> No.4232677
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4232677

>>4232626
that's wrong

>> No.4232678

>>4232663

So, God is measured in yards on a football field?

I'm confused. I thought it was in how many souls were saved, not in rubbing victory in another's face.

I'm going to have to talk to my priest after this. Some of you "believers" are a bit too anxious, and forgot what "faith" is.

>> No.4232681

The awesome thing about these troll threads is that the religious-side arguments are always just some lazy troll who's himself probably an atheist.

It isn't even the "atheist" demographic that's being targeted; it's the "atheists who give enough of a shit to discuss the subject on /sci" demographic.

>> No.4232686

>>4232678

John 3:16: For in this way God loved the world: that he gave the unique son, so that all the ones trusting in him would not perish, but have eternal life.

>> No.4232689
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>>4232681
>If you disagree with me you are trolling

16 year old detected

>> No.4232691

Awful lot of butthurt Atheists trying to rationalize this.

>> No.4232694

>>4232691

Awful lot of butthurt theists forgetting their tenants.

>> No.4232695

God does not want you to support a false prophet who predicts the outcome of meaningless football games and cites divine knowledge or intervention as a source.

"You shall not put the LORD your God to the test."
Luke 4:12

This Tebow stuff is bordering on idolatry.
May God save your souls.

>> No.4232698

>Tebow: Christ reborn
>Science/Progress/Technology: Antichrist

I sure hope y'all are hoppin on the right bus.

>> No.4232703

>>4232698

Holy fuck, yes! Someone paint Jesus as a football player, elbowing through Romans, while carrying a cross under his arm.

>> No.4232718

>>4232695
>implying Tebow is a false prophet

>> No.4232721

>>4232718
>wow, implying he isn't
>lolling IRL

>> No.4232726

>>4232695
Tebow has never claimed divine intervention. They even had him mic'd up for a game and he didn't even pray for a win, just that no one would get hurt.

>> No.4232724
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>>4232703
>>4232703

>paint
>implying mspaint.exe

>> No.4232727

Atheists, it's not too late to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior

>> No.4232729
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4232729

I want to believe

>> No.4232731

>>4232726
>Tebow has never claimed divine intervention.
>So OP is a complete retard.
/thread

>> No.4232733
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>> No.4232735

>>4232724

Love the red lightning. Do one where he's using the cross as a bat, and he's hitting a Roman for a home run!

>> No.4232738

>>4232731
Just because Tebow hasn't claimed it doesn't mean it's not happening.

>> No.4232743

>>4232738
>on a scale of 1 to 10, you just went
>full retard

>> No.4232756

THERE WERE 12 MEN ON THE FIELD DURING THE FIRST PLAY OF OVERTIME WHERE TEBOW THREW FOR THE TD.

THE REFS NAMES WERE, MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, AND JOHN.

THE ASSISTANT COACH GOT CAUGHT IN A MYSTERIOUS FIRE A WEEK BEFORE THIS GAME AND COULDN'T COACH.

THEIR BEST RUNNING BACK GOT KNOCKED OUT OF THIS GAME.

THEIR BEST PLAYER ON DEFENSE(CLARK) CAN'T PLAY IN DENVER BECAUSE HE HAS SICKLE CELL ANEMIA.


WOW. FUCKING CAPS.

>> No.4232761

>>4232756
You forgot to mention how they lucked up and got the coin toss

>> No.4232762
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>> No.4232764

>>4232761
>Luck
>Tebow

Pick 1

>> No.4232766

>>>/sp/17762236
>>>/sp/17762236
>>>/sp/17762236
>>>/sp/17762236
>>>/sp/17762236
>>>/sp/17762236
>>>/sp/17762236

>> No.4232779

>>4232762
>>4232766
Well, we're fucked. It was a nice world too.

>> No.4232782
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"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life."

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4232786

The post this was quoting was referring to the touchdown that Tebow threw to Eddie Royal being defended by William Gay.

>> No.4232804

Atheists are just mad that God is revealing himself through Tim Tebow, and all the bitches are going to be after that sacred sperm while they can before the great Apocolypse occurs later this year and those fat atheist faggots get left behind to suck Satan's cock and the rest of us good Christians get to play football in heaven with Tim Tebow.

FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

GOD: 1
DARWIN: 0

>> No.4232823

>>4232786

LMAO; this shit is fucking ridiculous. I love everything about it.

>> No.4232830

>>4232677
The refs basically handed the Steelers 10 points and let a kick returner run after calling fair catch.

I don't think they were on Jesus' side.

>> No.4232849
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4232849

>mfw i got a physics degree instead of a theology degree

FORGIVE ME TEGOAT

>> No.4232855

This shit is fucking hysterical, and I don't even know shit bout Handegg or Jeezis, cause I'm a filthy godless eurofag.