/sci/ - Science & Math

[/lit/ No.4231443]

Want to go to the ball with us, /sci/?

[Anonymous No.4231445]

/x/

[Anonymous No.4231453]

Sure.

[Anonymous No.4231500]

Ummmm we have a thing.

[Anonymous No.4231516]

Why not?

[Anonymous No.4231522]

I'm afraid we can't. We've already made arrangements with /mu/.

[Anonymous No.4231521]

/LIT/ YOU COME BACK HERE >>2309231 RIGHT THIS MOMENT

[Anonymous No.4231525]

>>4231521
>>>/lit/2309231

[Anonymous No.4231534]

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[/mu/ No.4231542]

Why haven't you asked out /3/ yet? I think that you would make a cute couple

[OFFICIAL ANIME POWER RANKINGS No.4231546]

[Anonymous No.4231550]

>>4231534
fuck off

[Blaise Bailey !gFiNnEGAn. No.4231551]

we are now with /lit/, go find someone else but we won't give up on /lit/

[Paul McCartney !tnmnqpFIYs No.4231559]

>/sci/

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH FAGGOTS ENJOY STAYING AT HOME

[/co/ No.4231565]

Just ask /x/ already.

[Anonymous No.4231568]

/mu/ and /lit/ <3

Have fun with your Newton's cradles etc.

[/mu/ No.4231570]

Sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.4231575]

Sorry /sci/, I know that time you and /lit/ were lab partners and let her cheat off your paper but you've got to let it go. There's tons of really depressing songs we could show you, /lit/ says it's really cute when we do that.

[/lit/ No.4231580]

>>4231570

Ahaha, I'm stealing that =]

But yeah, sorry, /sci/fags. I'm sure we can still be friends. Btw, can you help us with my chemistry homework tomorrow? We're having trouble with acids and bases.

[Anonymous No.4231582]

>>4231580
>implying we were friends
we don't go to dances
reported for emoticon

[/sci/ No.4231583]

>>4231580
Ha, no. Go fuck yourself.

Enjoy your musician boyfriend, I'm sure he'll make you lots of money playing on the street corner.

Excuse us while we go win a million dollar Nobel prize.

[Anonymous No.4231586]

>>4231583

Come on, don't be like that. I'll let you carry my books to class.

[/mu/ No.4231588]

Hey guys, it's alright, there's plenty of other boards. I don't think /b/ or /r9k/ are taken yet.

I think you guys would dig this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2e7dpVDX54

No hard feelings, hey bro?

[/g/ No.4231591]

Hey there /sci/. You want to go to the ball with us?

[/sci/ No.4231590]

>>4231586
I'll let you carry my tray to the trashcan when you have to work at McDonalds to support your bum of a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.4231592]

> implying /sci/ isn't going to jack off to the facebook photos seventeen hours after the event

[/sci/ No.4231593]

>>4231591
Will you put out?

[Anonymous No.4231595]

>>4231591
no fuck off

[Anonymous No.4231596]

>>4231591
Do we really have a choice at this point?

[Anonymous No.4231597]

>>4231590

Ohhh, now, don't be mean. I'm sure /b/ is looking for someone. Chin up.

[Anonymous No.4231602]

The only board left I have even a modicum of respect for is /ic/

[Anonymous No.4231607]

>>4231602
that board gets less traffic than a trans-saharan highway.

[/soc/ No.4231638]

Haha, look at the foreveralone faggot.
Have fun staying home again tonight.
XD

[Anonymous No.4231650]

>>4231638
>foreveralone
reported for redditor, tumblrer, or 9gager. enjoy ban

[/sci/ No.4231652]

>>4231638
lol, Oh /soc/...

Can't wait to see you in a dumpster with an infected needle sticking out of your arm.

Don't come crying to us for a cure, cocksucker.

[/mu/ No.4231656]

Hey, you guys were a bit rude to /lit/, you must not have listened to the song I posted. Here, I'll transcribe the lyrics for you.

If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?

[/r9k/ No.4231657]

I heard /lit/ turned you down.
Don't feel bad.
All women are dirty stupid whores anyway, only guys like me can be trusted.
Say..... not going anywhere tonight?
Why don't you come back to my place tonight..... just us guys.....

[/sci/ No.4231661]

>>4231656
>>4231657

Nah, /lit/ and were just playing. You wouldn't understand our relationship.

We share a bond deeper than any other in the world. Right now she's acting like a two-bit whore, but at the end of the day we now she'll be back to the man she loves.

And that's the way we like it.

/lit/, my darling, goddess divine, love you and always will <3

[/lit/ No.4231666]

>>4231661

> Implying I am not being fucked from behind by /mu/'s slender, unremarkable member at this very moment

Yeah, we're just playing, baby. Have you done my algebra for me yet?

[/ic/ No.4231667]

>>4231661
That's so sweet!

Too bad /mu/ will be working all those obscure sex positions on her tonight.

[Anonymous No.4231669]

>>4231667
I... I love you. I always was. Please go with us.

[/sci/ No.4231670]

Go away, Mongrels. We don't have to go to that stupid Winter Ball if we don't want to.

[/sci/ No.4231671]

>>4231666
Haha, you silly vapid whore. How kind of you to grace us with your presence.

You're clearly hell bent on getting a beating if you keep this up.

Love you baby, be home by midnight.

[Anonymous No.4231674]

At this point we should just ask out /r/, she seems like an easy lay.

[Anonymous No.4231677]

>>4231666
Shut up satan

>Implying /lit/ and /mu/ aren't the sexy lesbian couple everyone is looking at throughout the night.
>/sci/ loves /lit/, too bad she's a sexy lesbian who only sees /sci/ as a friend.
>implying she hasn't had a thing for /mu/ for years
>implying /sci/ isn't heartbroken and in denial
>implying I don't feel bad for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

[/ic/ No.4231682]

>>4231669
Sorry /sci/
We're already going out with /p/.
Maybe some other time....
Don't feel bad..... we can still be friends!

[Richard Feynmann !Hwop/gspA. No.4231681]

>>4231671

it owns that /sci/ uses "vapid whore" unironically

[Blaise Bailey !gFiNnEGAn. No.4231685]

>>4231661
>>4231661
it's not a joke, she is going out with us (/mu/) and we will have a great time, you can ask other boards but /lit/ is with us
dealwithit

[/mu/ No.4231686]

>>4231671
You've been drinking again, haven't you. Look, I'm sorry it had to happen this way, but we're in love. I have this friend who I think you would get along great with. Here, I'll call them for you.

>>>/r9k/1029467

[Anonymous No.4231688]

If women are attracted to itelligence, why do we still not have a partner?

[/r9k/ No.4231690]

>>4231686
we're already doing a thing with /adv/, don't sick them on us

[/r/ No.4231692]

>>4231674
I'll only go out with you if you bring me these things;

>Keygens
>Gore fetish vids
>Asian tentacle rape porn

Bring me these and I promise to be seen with you for the night. Don't think I'm doing this for you, I'm doing it for the free shit.
Deal or no deal.

[/mu/ No.4231694]

>>4231671
I'm gonna slap the shit out of you motherfucker

[/lit/ No.4231701]

If /sci/ hadn't abused us all year with troll topics and insults about our lib arts degrees maybe we would have gone with you. But you took us for granted, and now we've moved on.

[Anonymous No.4231710]

>>4231701

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that *he* want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


(2x) Wuh Uh Oh Uh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Uh Uh Oh

[Anonymous No.4231715]

what the fuck is this shit? not math or science.

saged and reported; reported every faggot in this thread.

[Anonymous No.4231718]

This is too cruel, dudes.. This brings me so bad memories..

[Anonymous No.4231721]

Who is starting all this gay inter-board shit? /sp/?

[Anonymous No.4231723]

>>4231715
did you report you?

Because you are in this thread

[Anonymous No.4231727]

[Anonymous No.4231732]

>>4231727
>>4231721
>>4231715
Someone's getting mad....

>internet
>serious business

Filter the thread if you're so buttravaged

[Anonymous No.4231738]

>>4231727

Hey, I can see my post from here. =]

[1 !VTp922VENc No.4231744]

>>4231602
>>>/ic/1097874
I'm afraid not.

[Anonymous No.4231750]

>>4231732

[Anonymous No.4232035]

Let's go with /g/, they're douchebags, but at least they're somewhat intelligent douchebags...

[Anonymous No.4232055]

>>4232035
>Science & Math
>Technology
Sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.4232067]

Nah, /sci/ needs to go with /x/. Perfect match. /x/ keeps /sci/ from being too dull and /sci/ keeps /x/ from being too crazy.

[Anonymous No.4232073]

>>4232067
>>4232035
I am pretty sure /g/ and /x/ are taken.

[Anonymous No.4232075]

HOW ABOUT you guys quit acting like betas and go ask /jp/? hm? I'm sure if she had someone mildly intelligent to go with, she would, but you've really got to have a speech put together if you want to get her out of her room.

[Anonymous No.4232083]

>>4232073
pretty sure /g/ is going with /diy/, that or there's some sort of love triangle going on with /o/

[Anonymous No.4232450]

>>4232073

/tg/ is going with both /d/ and /s/, not /x/ (unless that changed)

/x/ was going to go with /co/ before /co/ decided on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4232502]

>>4232073

>/k/ is going with /an/
>/h/ not going with /d/

[Anonymous No.4232504]

>>4232075

Good luck getting /jp/ to go outside.

[Anonymous No.4232525]

Looks like /lit/ dumped /mu/ for /co/

... I think we should pick up /x/, right, fucking, NOW!

[Anonymous No.4232528]

>>4232525
we aren't going faggot

[Anonymous No.4232553]

>>4232525

where on earth are you getting that from?

[Anonymous No.4232797]

It's okay really.... I like it this way... I do really...
Sincerely,
/b/

[Anonymous No.4232807]

whos the girl

[Anonymous No.4232824]

stop posting the shitty one from earlier.

[Anonymous No.4232866]

>>4231443
Fuck no, we've already made arrangements with /diy/. We're not going to the ball, but our dancing robot surrogates are.

We've managed to construct fusion powered dancing robots capable of dancing at 10 MHz. Needless to say, we'd recommend staying at least 30 kilometers from the dance floor in case anything goes wrong.

Wearing a radiation suit is also highly recommended, otherwise you'll be exposed to way more radiation than is recommended for civilians.

[Anonymous No.4232942]

>>4232504
>>4232504
That's easy, we can use CHEMISTRY for that. We'll give /jp/ a recipe for tear gas(some variants are easily synthesized with household materials) telling them it's portal to Gensokyo.

They'll make the tear gas and immediately go outside to get some fresh air, with a little help from our friend chloroform, there's no way she won't disagree to go with us!

[/vp/ No.4233028]

Hey uh.../tv/ ditched us. Can we have you instead?

[Anonymous No.4233035]

>>4233028
no. /sci/ is a no woman and no man board. we also don't dance.

[Anonymous No.4233077]

>>4233028
we turned down
/g/, /lit/, /mu/ and /r/
just add yourself to the list

WE'RE NOT GOING

[Anonymous No.4233081]

>>4233077

/lit/ keeps saying it's going with us... the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.4233478]

>>4232942
Isn't there some way to make H2S with smoke bombs?

Oh god that would make the perfect "Grow Crystals" informational.

[Anonymous No.4233483]

>>4233081
nope.

we are not going with humanities/liberal arts majors. englishfags can fuck off.