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Petition to ban EK and her annoying personalities for all of 2012 or longer. Please contact active moderators on irc.rizon.net/#4chan and inform them of his constant shit posting and disruption to this community. This thread will be dedicated to the dumping of offending content that EK has railed this board with.

>> No.4210202

>This thread will be dedicated to the dumping of offending content that EK has railed this board with.

>this thread will be dedicated to EK
oh boy here we go

>> No.4210210
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>another EK thread
wow...you guys really are pathetic.

>> No.4210211

I've been spending far too much on this board for quite some time now, and I got to say, I've never seen this EK fella around. People talk shit about her all the time, but she's just never around. Fuck off, Anon. Stop being cancer.

>> No.4210213
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4210213

No EK means no forced memes

>> No.4210215

lol ok I see her now

>> No.4210218
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[continued]

>> No.4210219

Can we try to get GL banned while we're at it?

>> No.4210225

>>4210219
Fuck no. He's hilarious.

>> No.4210227

But EK posts cute faces.

Case dismissed.

>> No.4210228

>>4210211
i used to post quite a lot, but im in my final year of university so i rarely have time, im only here every so often. basically i study zoology, i like science, and i'm a fairly normal person, just a few people hate me here because im a chick.

>> No.4210232

>>4210228
For a girl posting on 4chan you are are not into kinky sex, which is very dissapointing :(

>> No.4210236

Can't you just have an unhealthy obsession about your mother and post about it on /b/?

reported for spamming

>> No.4210237

>>4210228
>feeling compelled to respond with personal information
>not an attentionwhore


pick one.

>> No.4210240

>>4210228
You say some stupid stuff sometimes and I just think it compounds in your case because there is a name to it, else it would just blend in.

>> No.4210248

>>4210228
>because im a chick
oh poor victimized woman. I was on your side, but... no ok, you're right. Lowly 4channers can be dicks about that.

inb4 white knighting. As though I'd be interested in someone who's into zoology. I guy got to have standards.

>> No.4210249
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4210249

No EK means no countless troll threads/posts.

>> No.4210253

>>4210232
actually i am! where did u here that?

>>4210237
nigger

>> No.4210256

>>4210253

Just fuck off already. You are an unintelligent venereal street walking cunt. You have contributed absolutely fuck all to this board. You are cancer.

>> No.4210257
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4210257

No EK means no shit posts

>> No.4210259

>>4210228
No, we hate you because you're a tripfag attention-whore who knows nothing about science.

That, and your pretentious attitude / ugly face.

>> No.4210260

>>4210253
>nigger

I rest my case

>> No.4210262

is she atheist, if so, i'm on it!

I'm on a quest of removing all atheists from sci

>> No.4210263
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No EK means no invalid math

>> No.4210266

>>4210260
I actually wound it quite funny. It reflects the intelligence in your own post.

>> No.4210271

>>4210253
>where did u here that?
>here

As a native speaker you're supposed to know basic grammar and spelling.

>inb4 HURRRRR EPIC TROLLED

>> No.4210269

>>4210256
lies.
i helped out a few people here, and im clean as fuck, i have no diseases whatsoever.

>>4210259
i DO know about science, i study science!

trt ersato

>> No.4210270

No EK means /sci/ becomes as so and desolate as /lit/. No thank you.

>> No.4210276
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4210276

No EK means no lying

>> No.4210279

>>4210271
*hear
you knew what i meant, u fucking grammar nazi twat!

>> No.4210281
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>> No.4210282
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No EK means no costanza.jpg flooding the front page

>> No.4210283
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>>4210198
A clue: if you are offended by EK's posts

> DO
> NOT
> FUCKING
> READ
> THEM

Shit. Nobody is holding a gun to your head, shit-for-brains. If they are, tell them to pull the trigger. Please.

>> No.4210286

>>4210270
/sci/ was fine before EK and it will be fine after.

Remember aether? EK's not as bad but surely more attention seeking. It's time to go.

>> No.4210290

>>4210279

>Implying you're EK

You're not fooling anyone.

>> No.4210293
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4210293

No EK means no stupidity and ignorance.

>> No.4210294
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>> No.4210297

Me EK and GL are best buds. There will be no splitting up the 3 amigos , the musketeers, snap crackle and pop, homer lenny and carl , chico harpo and groucho, the wise men, the shepherds, the father son the holy ghost.

>> No.4210302

>>4210293
>dat image
i was trolling hard!

>>4210297
i lol'd

>> No.4210303
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4210303

No EK means no falsified information

>> No.4210311
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No EK means no 'take your pills'

>> No.4210320
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No OP means no juvenile kiddie crying over how EK ignored him.

>> No.4210331
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No EK means no 300+ post threads on an EK Q&A

>> No.4210335
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>> No.4210340
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No EK means no flaming

>> No.4210347
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4210347

get rid of this whore

>> No.4210349
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No EK means no racism

>> No.4210352

>>4210340
lol, i was justified in all of that.... retard.

>> No.4210360
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4210360

No EK means no discussion of pornography on a SFW /sci/

>> No.4210368

>>4210352
I'm just going to the archive and searching for 'cunt' 'fuck 'shit' 'asshole', etc. There's roughly another thousand posts. If anyone is interested, I'll make a larger image.

>> No.4210376

Hey EK, remember that time you came out first and won the CHECKUM over me? And then got consecutively banned along with me. Yeah, those were the times.

>> No.4210388
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4210388

No EK means no ban evasion

>> No.4210396
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No EK means no spamming

>> No.4210409

>>4210396
lol i remember when this happened. Jesus do you just follow EK all day?

>> No.4210412
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4210412

No EK means no flooding

>> No.4210414

>>4210409
these are all archived.

>> No.4210419

>>4210414
that spamming one on /b/ was archived?

>> No.4210430
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4210430

No EK means no advertising

>> No.4210434
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OP, seriously. Seek help.

I don't know what happened to you that you became like this, but you are really going from being annoying to looking like a resident of an insane asylum.

>> No.4210436
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>>4210419
For that particular one, I believe there was a thread on /sci/. I saved the image as it was lulz-worthy.

No EK means no giving people with epilepsy seizures.

>> No.4210450
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>>4210434
I am dumping posts of EK that have violated 4chan's rules. This is a petition to ban him for constantly spewing /sci/ with garbage. I'm an active member of this community, regularly contribute, and suggest content to /sci/guide. I do not see any problem with doing this.

No EK means no impersonating team

>> No.4210459

so can i have sex with you ek, make me popular

>> No.4210462
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4210462

No EK means no false reports

>> No.4210474
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No EK means no low-quality posts

>> No.4210476
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>>4210450
No, I really mean it.

Your obsession is unhealthy and you really need to see a psychiatrist about it.
Everyone has their little secrets, but when these secrets start spilling all over wherever you are (spamming shit in /sci/ for example...) you cross the line from being quirky to being that creepy recluse that howls at helicopters.

>> No.4210478

No EK means no annoying faggots complaining about EK.

Seriously, shut the fuck up. You are no better than her and are full of yourself.

>> No.4210477

I wonder what was the kinkest situation EK was in.
She's not that sexy, but I could have a night stand with her, but only if we would go wild.

>> No.4210487

ek show me pictures of your ass so i can fapp
help an anon out COME ON EK!

>> No.4210488
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4210488

No EK means no trolling

>> No.4210497

Hey, jackass, ever heard of inverse error? You're committing the fuck out of it.

>> No.4210500

this shit smells like politics. just filter her.

>> No.4210502
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>>4210476
I am not spamming /sci/. This is a single thread. It is isolated for that reason. I come here regularly, and pretty much every time I see this shit splattered across the front page: "HURR DURR EK TAKE YOUR PILLS XDDD" and "SHUT UP YOU STUPID CUNT YOU CAN'T X AND Y". This board is oriented towards scientific discussion. Not "bow down to ur queen ek xDDDDDDD so deep and edgy :D".

No EK means no image macros

>> No.4210507
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Ek is the op.

>> No.4210512
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No EK means no indecipherable text

>> No.4210519
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No EK means no bullshit

>> No.4210518
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>>4210502
Mm-hmm.
And what was your relationship with your mother like?

But jokes aside, stop obsessing over EK, delete your thread, spend some months away from /sci/ so you can get over her and then come back to post some fucking science.

>> No.4210521
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>This thread
If it bothers you just filter him/her. Otherwise, just deal with it.

>> No.4210527
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No EK means no posting of personal information

>> No.4210531

>>4210502
>This board is oriented towards scientific discussion. Not "bow down to ur queen ek
I don't know, If she would let me lick her ass, maybe I would.

>> No.4210534

To be fair, the one time I encountered EK, she stumbled into the thread, blurted out incorrect mathematics, got called on it, then deleted the evidence.

>> No.4210536
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4210536

No EK means no using /sci/ as /r/

>> No.4210544
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4210544

No EK means no complaining about 4chan's policies/moderators.

>> No.4210549

>>4210544
It's obvious you are in love with her, and want her to do you with strap-on.

>> No.4210550
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4210550

No EK means no breaking of United States federal law.

>> No.4210555

>>4210286


We don't talk about aether.

>> No.4210567

>>4210286
/sci/ was never good. Not even day 1. It has always been 0.9999..., homework and religion.

>> No.4210569
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And finally, no EK means none of this.

That's it, folks - clear violation of every rule in place on /sci/. Please feel free to contact moderators @ irc.rizon.net/#4chan and encourage them to read this thread.

If this by any chance fails, hopefully this will at least be enough to convince some users to just ignore EK and report all of her posts.

>> No.4210574

Ek is orignal op
Proof
Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:32 No.4210198
EK !EKFQOBUFnQ 01/02/12(Mon)18:36 No.4210210

Intervals between OP and EK are to close for coicidence.

>> No.4210578

>>4210574
Sure thing, buddy, that really makes sense for EK to report herself.

>> No.4210584

>>4210574

0/10

Sorry, detective dipshit. That doesn't mean anything.

>> No.4210589

hi, /v/irgin here.

Just wanted to point out that, while costanza isnt exclusively ours, whoever uses it outside of /v/ is a HUGE faggot.

just that.

Peace /sci/

>> No.4210591

>>4210584
K EK thread starts then EK magically apperas on the ek thread. obvious troll is obvious.
Also isn't it kinda weird that OP has every picture of EK? obvious troll is obvious.

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>>4210593

Christ I'll probably get banned for that again. My protest is restrained to this single thread! Don't be a cunt!

>> No.4210619

>>4210591
>EK magically apperas on the ek thread
"Magically appears"? She had been here all night, you dumb fuck. She saw a thread about her, so she posted some stupid shit in it, like she always does.

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>> No.4210625

>>4210228 because im a chick.

No, it's because you act like a cunt and put a name to it then fucking bitch about it. STFU you insufferable shitfuck.

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>>4210621

>> No.4210678

>>4210621
>soul
I fucking lost it.