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Help us solve this meddling debate, /sci/

>> No.4186139

yes

>> No.4186138

yes

now GTFO

>> No.4186146

femanon here, I'd do it for free :D

>> No.4186170

>>4186146
Oh really? Well give your adress.

>> No.4186171

It depends are any diseased, if so what diseases? Is there a time limit or can we do it over a course of years and what not? Do I have to suck to completion or just suck for like a minute sort of like a lollipop?

>> No.4186174

>>4186146
>>4186146
Reported for being a sexist pig

>> No.4186179

BRING THEM ON!

>> No.4186181
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4186181

Christian here, sure thing.
Nothing in the bible is against the sucking of dicks.

I would, however, have to be granted a sponge, some dish soap and running water.

I might as well do some good while I'm down there after all.

>> No.4186182

Yes. If they are white, cut and aids-free.

>> No.4186184

Easy question.
Yes. I'd do it for 100 dollars.

>> No.4186187

>>4186174
I'm not sexist, I'm female and enjoying my sexuality. YOU are sexist.

>> No.4186189

As said in /g/, I'd go as low as $10,000 if it is just a quick application of suction, if I had to make them cum I'd need $400,000.

>> No.4186190

>>4186181

bible condemns gays, so no i wouldn't because my values would be affected by it

>> No.4186196 [DELETED] 

>>4186187
Reported for slander. you cant call people rude things.

>> No.4186197

>>4186190

sucking cock doesn't make you gay

>> No.4186200

>>4186190
No, it doesn't condemn homosexuality.
It condemns that ACT of homosexuality, the buttfucking and all that.

Actual homolove is acceptable, albeit it's still a sin in your heart if you want to anally penetrate.

>> No.4186201

>>4186190
The bible only says you should not sleep with another man. It doesn't say anything about sucking dicks.

>> No.4186207

Not if they have AIDS or any other STD, other than those I would take one up in the ass if I had too.

>> No.4186209

>>4186201
Come to think of it, one of the oldest jewish customs was the grabbing of another man's loins as a sign of trust and loyalty.

>> No.4186213

>>4186209
>jews were gay
Yup.

>> No.4186228

>>4186213
This is new to you?

Homolove is a natural progression of brotherly love.
The problem is when it gets into homolust.

>> No.4186232

I would, but I don't currently have one million dollars to pay you.

>> No.4186233

Yep.

I'd actually settle for 50thou

>> No.4186251
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4186251

I've washed down worse with a can of this shit but 100 is too many.

>> No.4186252

Assuming the dicks are all ready and erect and you start on the next immediately after finishing the current; and assuming it takes 5 minutes, on average, to suck a dick, which is honestly on the fast side; you would be sucking dicks for 500 minutes, which means you'd be spending 7 and a half hours straight sucking dick constantly. Give yourself a 2 minute break every half hour to chug a couple of water bottles and catch your breath and it's an 8 hour deal.

>> No.4186263

Sure. If they all took a disease test the night before.


I'm a gayfag irl, so this isnt really that big of a deal...

>> No.4186267

I'm assuming we're talking about clean guys. In that case, $10,000. If unknown about diseases, $100,000.

>> No.4186271

>>4186182
Well, you can't get AIDS from giving bjs unless you have cuts in your mouth or ulcers.

>> No.4186275

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>> No.4186276

>>4186271
You're bound to get some chafing before you've worked through the 100 dicks.

>> No.4186292

>>4186275

19 / f / canada

>> No.4186297

100 is just too much for how straight I am

>> No.4186299

Can I choose the body parts of the assholes I'm gonna suck? I'd just suck their ear lobe. They're never dirty.

Why are they dicks? Should I expect to be cursed out?

>> No.4186306

>>4186190
>implying having sex or sucking cock with a same gender makes you gay

>> No.4186311

>>4186252
So it's $125,000 / h. That's even better than the Ph.D in Mathematics. I would go for it.

>> No.4186316

Porn stars and hookers do it for much less.

>> No.4186318

Here's a new condition.

You must suck 1 cock every 2 months.

>> No.4186323

>>4186318
For the rest of your life?

>> No.4186326

As long as those things are clean. Damn man I'd love to buy a house.

>> No.4186329

>>4186318
I'll just suck the beak of the cock, then put them back on the ground.

>> No.4186335

>>4186318
6 dicks a year, I'm sucking dicks for the next 16 and 2/3 years of my life. I'll be in my mid-thirties, out of school and hopefully working. $1 million would come in handy. Yes, I would suck them.

>> No.4186338

>>4186299
best answer

>> No.4186344

Sure, supposing none had Herpes or AIDS. Name a task that doesn't involve irreparable damage to my health or reputation, and takes less than a day, and I'd do it for $1,000,000.

>> No.4186347

ITT: Engineers.

To answer you, no. I would not.

>> No.4186356

>>4186347
You wouldn't suck a cock for $10k dollars?

>> No.4186358

>>4186344
You suppose sucking 100 dicks doesn't create damage to your reputation?

>> No.4186365

>>4186358

Am I forced to be recorded? Nope. So, no.

>> No.4186366

A learned discussion of the issue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUaUy1qhELM

>> No.4186372

>>4186358
Not in the least.
The suckees don't have to know your real name, and you can always check for recording devices.
Hearsay is just that, hearsay, especially since the recipients don't even live nearby you, at least, not for long.

>> No.4186390

>>4186344
>Name a task that doesn't involve irreparable damage to my health or reputation, and takes less than a day, and I'd do it for $1,000,000.
Yay, this is what I'm good at.

- All human knowledge is gathered in one place and by your command everything is nuked (no one would know it so it doesn't have a damaging effect on your reputation). No backups.

- Kill and torture innocent people (in secret of course)

- Fuck your mother and father and other relatives (they would be forced to make a vow of silence)

>> No.4186392

>>4186390

Addendum: No irreparable damage to health or reputation, and approximately victimless.

>> No.4186400

>>4186392
Okay, it still leaves the first and the third one.

>> No.4186410

Would you rather drown in a bathtub full of semen, or a bathtub full of diarrhea?

>> No.4186422

>>4186400

First one is not victimless. It destroys civilization.

Third one destroys my reputation with people I have to deal with frequently, even if they can't spread the story around.

>> No.4186426

>>4186422
Everyone is wearing a mask.

It's 2012.

>> No.4186436

>>4186390
>nuke everything
>kill, torture
>Have sex with mother and father

>>4186426
>....Just wear a mask.

>> No.4186444

>>4186422
>Third one destroys my reputation with people I have to deal with frequently, even if they can't spread the story around.
Let's say they would make the initiative or otherwise make you feel acceptable despite doing it so there's nothing to be ashamed of. Or they would be paid also.

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4186450

Would do it for free as long as they were all disease-free and non-gross.

>> No.4186455

>>4186444

Okay, so they get brainwashed or paid or some such, so that nobody walks away with hard feelings?

Then sure. I'd do it for $1,000,000.

>> No.4186466

>>4186455
You... motherfucker