C++ master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.4186061]

>Python
>hard language

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.4186066]

>C++
>adding bloated java crap to C
>implying that makes it more turing complete

laughingwhores.jpg

[Anonymous No.4186070]

>not writing it in lisp

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.4186068]

I use a lot of BASH to actually get work done.

[Anonymous No.4186073]

>>4186068
>implying that's a language

[Anonymous No.4186075]

>>4186073
>implying it's not

[Anonymous No.4186078]

>>4186075
>implying itsnt

[Anonymous No.4186086]

>>4186061
>implying there is a hard language

[Anonymous No.4186087]

>2011
>not using C++

[Anonymous No.4186088]

>not realizing that even C++'s creator laughs at it
>made it as a joke when REAL programmers were so in demand they needed something to aid them
>now we have tonnes of turds and fart men who have been taught design patterns and UML is the shit
>but now, the creator claims that functional languages are the way to go
>we need to blacklash against these OO shame frogs
>we need to retake the practical programming paradigm

[Anonymous No.4186089]

>not knowing any sort of assembly

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.4186096]

>2012
>COBOL

[Anonymous No.4186098]

C, C++, FASM, Android Dev; reporting in

[Anonymous No.4186102]

SERIOUSLY GUYS ???

ANOTHER DUBSTEP THREAD ???

[Anonymous No.4186103]

[Anonymous No.4186108]

What's with the community college code monkeys up in here? I seriously hoped that /sci/ is smart enough to realize programming languages are just tools suited for their specific task.

How's community college anyway?

[Anonymous No.4186104]

>>4186096
My dad programs in COBOL at CSC. I feel sorry for my old man; but his job is stable.

[Anonymous No.4186113]

>>4186108
man, i hate you

[Anonymous No.4186118]

If other languages are superior how come Java is by far the most widely used language?

[Anonymous No.4186121]

html/javascript master race programmer reporting in

[Anonymous No.4186123]

>>4186108
>almost 2012
>paying an institution to teach you a programming language
>mfw

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.4186131]

>>4186123
>still 2011
>living in crappy country where education is not supplied by the state.

feels good to be master race.

[PB !!me2f0bJSFmH No.4186133]

Who is that guy?

[Anonymous No.4186136]

>>4186133
Bill Nye

[Anonymous No.4186137]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It8zIHPtJhM

[Anonymous No.4186143]

>>4186133
Richard Dawkins obviously

[Anonymous No.4186149]

>>4186131
>2011
>living in a socialist nation that taxes >50% of your earnings

feels good to be master race

[Anonymous No.4186157]

>>4186149
it does actually because the market adjusts to the high taxes.

[Anonymous No.4186160]

FORTRAN WAS HERE, LISP IS A HUGE FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.4186195]

>>4186157
>the market adjusts to the high taxes

[Anonymous No.4186198]

>>4186102

http://www.sonisdnb.com/jinglestep-01.mp3

[Anonymous No.4186203]

>>4186157
This is what yuropfags actually believe.

[Anonymous No.4186227]

>>4186195
>>4186203
Ok, enjoy being selfish and propitiating the class divide.

[Anonymous No.4186254]

>2011
>still using C++

Enjoy being completely unemployable and writing 20-line methods fucking around with API calls for shit that C# can do in one line.

[Anonymous No.4186257]

>>4186254
>C#
>pony

Can you be more obvious, Mr Troll?

[Anonymous No.4186261]

The market for objective C will only get bigger, I suggest you cash in on it before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.4186274]

>>4186257
monster.com

>249 C# jobs in New York, NY matched your search
>224 C++ jobs in New York, NY matched your search

[Anonymous No.4186278]

Related question: Is there ANYTHING you can't do with C++ that other (common) languages can?

[Anonymous No.4186283]

>>4186278
In principle, any programming language can do everything every other programming language can do. It's just a question of how much of a royal pain in the ass it is.

[Anonymous No.4186287]

>not using the master race LISP

[Anonymous No.4186288]

>>4186278
Off the top of my head: lambdas, anonymous methods, foreach loops.

[Anonymous No.4186289]

>>4186274
>new york

There's your problem.

[Anonymous No.4186291]

>>4186288
But you could make or copypasta code to do those functions, right? Especially foreach loops amirite?

[Anonymous No.4186295]

>>4186283
No. C# is limited to .NET and Windows. With .NET languages you cant even communicate with the kernel... same with Java and other inferior languages.

[Anonymous No.4186296]

>>4186291
But the whole point of having them is that you don't have to do it the hard way. See >>4186283

[Anonymous No.4186298]

>>4186295

http://www.codeproject.com/KB/cs/unmanage.aspx

[Anonymous No.4186328]

>implying after mastering python it would take more than a month to master c++

its all the same shit

[Anonymous No.4186619]

>>4186283
>>4186283
>>4186283
>>4186283
>>4186283
>>4186283

LISP WAS HERE, THIS POSTER IS A HUGE FAGGOT ALSO I AM COMPLETELY AWESOME HELL YEAH

[Anonymous No.4186646]

>almost 2012
>still arguing about "the best language" and not "the best language for a given task

Oh kids...

btw the best language is actually Haskell

[Anonymous No.4186659]

I really wish undergraduate cs majors didn't try to project so much on this board. You guys never talk about actual cs topics, but instead chose to meaninglessly argue over a better language. It's not math, it's not science, and there is a board for it.

>>>/prog/

go away or stop posting stupid shit