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/sci/ lately my urination has been incredibly weak along with my ejaculations

i mean by the time the stream stops flowing i still feel like my bladders full and theirs still shit in the pipes and when i masturbate a very small amounts droops out and i have to keep stroking it for another 5 minutes to get the majority of it out

/sci/ what's wrong with me this didn't happen over 3 months ago

>> No.4181178

Are your prostates swollen?

>> No.4181180

>>4181178
haven't checked... no idea what's all up that hole so don't know how deep i'd need to go and i have no idea what a nonswollen one feels like even if i did find it

>> No.4181183

>>4181180
Now I'm thinking about Alice in Wonderland.

>> No.4181192

>>4181183
i'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

>> No.4181196

>>4181192
:D

>> No.4181198

swollen prostate and/or urethra.

please see a doctor immediately as this can be an infection, 4chan is not a good place for medical seriousness such as this. absurd things such as dipping your penis in hydrochloric acid while dosing yourself with an eyedropper containing LSD will sure come up in a few posts.

>> No.4181199

>>4181198
>eyedropper containing LSD
this is genious

>> No.4181225

>>4181198
thanks will get it checked first thing

>> No.4181250

>>4181225
If you already have an erection when you arrive at the doctor's office you will save time.

>> No.4181253

>>4181250
>implying it's difficult to get an erection

He's going to be sticking a finger up your butt. Just sayin', no homo.

>> No.4181273

>>4181253
Would he be able to tell I like big fat cocks in there by doing that?

>> No.4181279

>>4181273
He can just do a simple check for the Xq28 marker to figure that out; he probably already has. Enjoy the fingering you heathen.

>> No.4181284

>>4181273
No, but the nurse in the reception would notice the Gayger meter spiking and notify him. You'd subsequently be diagnosed with "F65.9: Rampart homosexuality."

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>>4181284
Oh, no! Not ramparts!

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