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help me out /sci/

how do I graph a penis using google function plot ??

I need to troll uni's facebook page

pic related: plot that I want to do but with a penis

>> No.4180572

tl;dr: need a function or an addition of several that resembles a penis when plotted

>> No.4180574

try /g/

>> No.4180577

>>4180576
whoops I meant /b/

>> No.4180576

>>4180574

they told me to try /sci/

fuck

>> No.4180580

You obviously need two circles.

(x-a)² + (y-b)² = R²
y = +/- sqrt(R²-(x-a)²) + b

Where (a,b) is the circle's center and R its radius. Do this for two centers and radii (you'll need 4 equations).

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>>4180580

alright, will now try the shaft

>> No.4180595

One of my friends had to create a 3d spaceship in matlab.

Made a penis instead.

>> No.4180600

Ok, I am trying to make you a penis using differential equations. Give me a little bit.

>> No.4180601

I can't help you, OP, but I am saddened that more people aren't trying to hel you achieve this worthy goal.

>> No.4180609
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4180609

I'm getting there, OP. Give it time.

>> No.4180611 [DELETED] 

>facebook

gtfo normalcancer

>> No.4180614

>>4180611
>implying facebook isn't troll paradise

>>4180609
alright then, i've run into limitations on my side because google won't plot more than 4 separate functions at a time

>> No.4180617

Two circles, two parallel lines and a parabola?

Shit ain't hard.

>> No.4180621

>>4180617

cant' get it to look good enough, anybody can help me with this http://bcrews-crib.blogspot.com/2007/05/mathematical-function-y-fpenis.html ??

>> No.4180624

>>4180609
this looks like my aunt margarete's vagina

>> No.4180625

>>4180614
>trolling normalfags
are you new? trolling normalfags went dead long time ago

>> No.4180630

>>4180625

whatever "oldf­ag"

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>>4180630
>things im "oldfag"

>> No.4180640
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4180640

fuck, 4 functions aren't enough, I need at least 3 more to finish my penis

any ideas ??

>> No.4180642

I'm ashamed to say that I actually am an oldfag. Been coming to this shithole off and on for about 4 years.

Still working on that dick. I'm afraid that Runge's phenomenon is going to fuck it up though.

>> No.4180645

>>4180642

at least you're doing it with polynomial functions, I resorted to drawing each line on it's own

>> No.4180646

> I want to do but with a penis
OP is a faggot.

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>>4180642
>4 years
>oldfag

>> No.4180671

>>4180659
That's about half as long as the site has been around. Yeah, it's old. I guarantee you that you weren't here yet.

>> No.4180678

>>4180671
really dude, really

>> No.4180682

>>4180671
>i wasn't here on 4chan
>2007
nope

>> No.4180685

>graph 2 adjacent circles using x^2+y^2 standard form.
>graph an oblong using potato formula
>???
>profiT!

>> No.4180686

[(m+x)^n+(n+y)^m]/[a^n+nb^3]

http://bcrews-crib.blogspot.com/2007/05/mathematical-function-y-fpenis.html

>> No.4180696

>>4180682
>>4180678
>>4180671
Samefag

>> No.4180719

>>4180686
>[(m+x)^n+(n+y)^m]/[a^n+nb^3]

that's not an equation and that's not a function, what the hell did you post ??

>> No.4180722

>>4180719
i don't know...

>> No.4180742

>>4180609
Can you not just turn this equation into an inequality graph instead?

>> No.4180763

PolarPlot[3 Abs[Sin[θ]]^2 + 8 Cos[θ]^4 (1 - Sin[θ/2])^3, {θ, 0, 2 Pi}]

>> No.4180775

>>4180763

ok how do I put polarplot in google ??

>> No.4180797

>>4180763
>taking the absolute value of sine before squaring it.

lol

>> No.4180798

>>4180775

It's Wolfram|Alpha.

Okay, it's actually Mathematica, but it works with Wolfram|Alpha.

>> No.4180802

>>4180798

alright, I was gonna post it after some guys posted that "type this in google it plots a heart" so it kinda kills the joke I guess

but thanks to the guy who made it anyway

>> No.4180804

>>4180763
10/10 anyways, worth the lol

>> No.4180808

>>4180763
Oh wow, that's pretty dumb. I didn't make it, just found it on the nets and tweaked it a little bit.

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>>4180763

lol'd, needs a prettier head anyway

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>>4180812
>using Windoze

ISHYGDDT

>> No.4180821

>>4180817

good luck playing games with anything else

>> No.4180822

>>4180821
>playing games
>implying linux does not have games

>> No.4180824 [DELETED] 

>>4180821
Good luck with your overpriced botnet

>> No.4180825

>>4180822

ok, name 5 linux games that aren't shit

>> No.4180828

>>4180824
>he thinks I'm paying for windows

laughinwhores.jpg

>> No.4180832 [DELETED] 

>>4180821
>implying wine doesn't exist

>> No.4180859

>>4180825
Freeciv
Dorf Fort
Crawl
0.A.D
Wesnoth

>> No.4180865

>>4180825
gcc
racket
sbcl
vim
make

>> No.4180870

>>4180865
>vim
>game

A joke, maybe, but a game, no.

>> No.4180898

> 2011
> playing games on a computer
I fucking lol'd. I mean, I know there are people that do this, but really. LOL.

>> No.4180903 [DELETED] 

>>4180898
This. Get a console for games, faggots.