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4175217 No.4175217 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never make love to EK with her juicy thighs squeezing the life out of you, finally dying due to exhaustion moments after the best orgasm in all human history.

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>> No.4175227

I am pretty horny right now, thinking about her accent as she whispers filth in my ear while penetrating her. She's so wet, and soft, and warm, and receptive.

>> No.4175225

>>4175217
>you will never make love

fixed

>> No.4175235
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>you will never make love to EK with her juicy thighs squeezing the life out of you, finally dying due to exhaustion moments after the best orgasm in all human history.
>you will never make love to EK with her juicy thighs
>EK
>juicy thighs
>juicy

God damnit boner

>> No.4175243

>OP will never kill himself or die a horrific death

sadfrog.jar

>> No.4175248

>>4175243
That's sort of what the OP was talking about

>> No.4175257

I actually Buttfucked EK

True Story.

>> No.4175268

Would I have to suffer through a startlingly incorrect analysis of the act as we performed, OP?

>> No.4175278
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>> No.4175279

>>4175268
That just makes the sex even more appealing.

>> No.4175282

who is ek

>> No.4175291

>>4175282
FnQ

>> No.4175310

>>4175291
whats fnq

>> No.4175492

Do want

>> No.4175506

>>4175217
dont make threads about me

>> No.4175582

her trip

>> No.4175589

>>4175506
shut up you juicy bitch

>> No.4175601

I came here for science, not drama.

>> No.4175603

This thread amuses me

>> No.4175606

>>4175217
I would totally lick her wet juicy pussy while shoving her bipolar meds down her throat and laughing at her lack of scientific knowledge

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>> No.4175624

>>4175606
id actually be impressed at the awesome multitasking prowess of someone who can force feed someone while simultaneously licking them out.
on the other hand, shut the fuck up!

>> No.4175640
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>>4175589
>shut up you juicy bitch

>> No.4175648

>>4175624
Damn gurl u is JOOCY

>> No.4175649

I don't get it, if you hate all these guys creeping you out, why do you continue to post here, or post under a trip? People will forget about the drama in a few months unless you keep bringing your trip up.

Unless you like the attention and want to keep coming back for more.

>> No.4175656

>>4175649
She's an attention whore, unashamedly so. Anyone who trips must be, there is no logical reason to trip anyway, especially when you know so little about science

>> No.4175665

>>4175656
>She's an attention whore, unashamedly so. Anyone who trips must be,

troof.

>shut up you juicy bitch

officially a meme. EK, you are called a juicy bitch or JOOCY bitch. any incarnation of "JUICY bitch" is fine.

done & done.

>> No.4175672

>>4175665
seconded

>> No.4175685

>>4175665
can we use "succulent" in place, or would that be noncanon?

>> No.4175692

Thank God

>> No.4175694 [DELETED] 

>dat fat juicy EK pussy
>dem juicy thighs
>dat plump pale ass
>dat wet sweaty body sliding against me

Fuckin EK man

>> No.4175696

>>4175649
i dont really get creeped out that easily.
i mean they're clearly wierd as fuck, but in a way its kinda fascinating the kind of insanely wierd shit they come up with.
also threads about me are fairly rare, so i dont mind much anyway
and no, im not attention whoring.

>> No.4175699

>>4175227
>as she whispers filth in my ear
>"0.999=1"
>"0^0=1"

So hot...

>> No.4175709

>that feel when you ask EK to integrate the simplest functions and she tries her hardest to do it, but can't, so she slowly smothers you with her juicy thighs and makes you do her math hw

>> No.4175711

Damnit OP, this is a science board. We won't just blindly accept your claims without visual proof of mentioned phenomena.
Show us this "EK" genus.

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>>4175711

>> No.4175730

>>4175726
Too fat for me.

>> No.4175731

>>4175711
proof of what? that i exist?
well, im clearly posting.
if you're wanting pics, i dont post them.

>> No.4175732 [DELETED] 

>>4175726
Too slutty-looking for me.

>> No.4175734

>implying EK isn't a man

>> No.4175735

>>4175726
dem jucies

>> No.4175736 [DELETED] 

>>4175726
fuck off dumb 7/7/11-fag, that aint me

>> No.4175739

>>4175736
The lady doth protest too much

>> No.4175741

>>4175730
that's a lie and she has normal weight

>> No.4175747

>>4175741
lol, white knight

>> No.4175756 [DELETED] 

>>4175217
This fag gets banned, but not EK? The fuck, mods?

>> No.4175757 [DELETED] 

>>4175741
For americunts or UKfags maybe.

>> No.4175761

lol, mods white-knighting too

>> No.4175767

>>4175756
well i didnt make this shitty none science relating thread, and i was saging.

>> No.4175772

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Fucking Finally! Magnificent Moderators Working Wonders in Meager Minutes.

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>>4175772
>2 and a half hours
>meager minutes
pick one.

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>>4175736
wtf? my post was deleted
i wonder why that one specifically...

no need to sage, autosages in operation during an OP ban.

>> No.4175782

>>4175775
Wasn't talking about how long this threrad's been up. As I understand, mods are over-worked with keeping /b/ from boiling over.

>> No.4175787

>>4175741
>that's a lie and she has normal weight

LOL, Brit detected.

>> No.4175789

>>4175782
>therad's
Oh great, just talking about /b/ makes me retarded.

>> No.4175790

>>4175782
why, whats up with /b/? isnt it the same as always? no reason they'd be any more ban worthy now than usual (always 1 or 2 tards on /b/ who overstep the mark, and its mutha-fucking /b/! so thats hard to do...)

>> No.4175795

>>4175787
i actually do have normal weight (im actually slightly underweight according to my BMI)

>>4175789
typo, no1 left ITT is aspie enough to care

sage not necessary

>> No.4175808

>>4175790
>isnt it the same as always?
Yes it is, and that's exactly the problem. For every bannable or illegal thread you see before deletion, there's at least ten that get deleted before you see them. And that's just /b/.

>> No.4175818

>>4175808
orly? i had no idea it was that bad.
i mean on /b/, pretty much anything goes, porn, trolling, w/e, just not cp.

>> No.4175828

>>4175818
I guess you haven't spent much time there?
When I spent more time there, there were at least five cp threads every day, a lot of bestiality, gore, cp bectiality, cp gore and bestiality gore.

And I'm not even kidding here.

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>>4175828
nah, i go there occassionally, but its not really my scene.

is beastiality even bannable there, or do they allow it?

..CP gore?
holy fuck, i hope woever posts that fucking dies.

>> No.4175840

None of you exist the world is a projection of myself.

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>>4175840

>> No.4175855

>>4175838
I don't think it's bannable, but it's not really allowed either. The threads get deleted, but not as fast as cp.

I think /b/ has gotten a bit more tame lately.
>checks /b/
>there's a thread with cp and guro going on on the first page
Okay, maybe not. Haven't really spent much time there in the last six years.

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>>4175847
this is my OC by the way, i wonder if it'l catch on... it might already exist.