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4168862 No.4168862 [Reply] [Original]

He is 38 light years tall and is made out of pure energy.

>> No.4168866

>gf
sage and reported for normalfaggotry

>> No.4168869

>>4168862
So, is his slap FTL?

>> No.4168874

Hahaha the joke is on you!!!!

>implying I have a girlfriend

>> No.4168873

yes

>> No.4168875

>2012
>light years
>unit of distance
ISHYGDDT

>> No.4168879

good thing im 39 light years tall

>> No.4168880

Tell my girlfriend that she should have the douchebag nigger arrested for sexual assault.

>> No.4168882

It's OK. My grandfather's ass is public property anyway.

>> No.4168883

>>4168875
>2012
ISHYGDDT

>> No.4168885
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4168885

I would ask him, how would you like if i slapped your girlfriend on the ass? And when he responds, i´d kick your ass, then i would

>> No.4168889

Call the police, because that's what civilized white people do.

>> No.4168888

Kick him in the fucking dick since it will take at least 38 years for him to notice.

>> No.4168891

>>4168885
>how would you like
>i´d kick your ass
Does not compute.

>> No.4168895
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>>4168888
>implying his dick reaches the floor
>implying his dick is 19 light years long

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4168896

>>4168888
but it would take like 18 years for your foot to reach his dick.

>> No.4169037

FTFY:
You're at the engineering conference and the guy from OP's pic is grabbing your dick.
What do you do?

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>>4169037

Look him into the eyes and smile

>> No.4169063

>at a club
I keep getting a runtime error.

>> No.4169074

Same thing all white people do when menaced by minorities. Gather an army, exterminate as many as possible, then spend the next several centuries paying them reparations, making movies about how we're the bad guys and stomping all over anyone who points out that they aggressed us first.

>> No.4169080

>>4169074
White supremacist much?

>> No.4169083

>>4168880
Are niggas even allowed at clubs? Don't they need to go to there own black club?

>> No.4169088

"You want her? $200."

>> No.4169440

>made out of pure energy
>convert his energy into matter
>form turd

I laugh at you sir.

>> No.4170262

>nigger
>made out of pure energy
implying that niggers aren't lazy as fuck.

>> No.4170268

Ditch girlfriend, sleep with impossibly tall black man made out of pure energy.

>> No.4170270
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4170270

I call the cops

>his face when

>> No.4170285

>>4170270
>Hello 911? A black man 38 light years tall and made out of pure energy just slapped my girlfriends ass.
>*click*
>Hello?

>> No.4170289

>38 light years tall
I'd fight him. It's going to be about 38 years until he works out whats going on and fights back.

>> No.4170305 [DELETED] 

His head is approx. 38 lightyears from the club floor where the gf is. This means that the ass tap occurred as his eyes saw an image from 1976. The gf and you should just shrug it off and move on since this poor black man is hampered by the speed of light. We should pity this man.

>> No.4170310

His head is approx. 38 lightyears from the club floor where the gf is. This means that the ass tap occurred as his eyes saw an image from 1974. The gf and you should just shrug it off and move on since this poor black man is hampered by the speed of light. We should pity this man.

>> No.4170319

>>4170310
Thats right, give the black guy a pass just because he is black. You liberals make me sick.

>> No.4170331

>>4170270
I shouldn't be laughing at this but come one.
that shit is hilarious.

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4170338

>Niggers can't compare

>> No.4170358

>>4170319

I pity you.

>> No.4170359

>>4170338
>Manhatten
Niggers can't spell.

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>>4170359

>when your this smart, you misspell so niggers can understand, understand?

>> No.4170411

>>4170285
>Hello 911? A black man...
>*sirens outside*

>> No.4170412

>>4170400
>your

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>>4168875
LIGHT YEARS MEASURE DISTANCE NOT TIME