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How do I become happy?

>> No.4147339
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4147339

suck some dicks, that's what i do op

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4147342

you make that feel when no gf threads on /sci/ and gets the mods pissed

>> No.4147344

>>4147339
But Im a heterosexual male.

>> No.4147354

>>4147337
Do you have money to spend?

>> No.4147356

>>4147354
No

>> No.4147357

>>4147344
Then stop immediately and become gay already, dammit.

>> No.4147359

Accomplish something.

>> No.4147362

>>4147359
What should I accomplish?

>> No.4147365

>>4147362
Start programming.

>> No.4147368

>>4147362
over 9000 male sex partners
catch every std known to man and try to spread it as much as you can

>> No.4147372

>>4147365
I dont know how. Where would I go to learn how to program?

>> No.4147387

How do I get a girlfriend and also will a girlfriend make me feel happy and accomplished?

>> No.4147392

>>4147372
Start small:
http://www.codecademy.com/#!/exercises/0

If you enjoy it, find books, write your own code, maybe even join an open-source project and learn more. Mozilla, for example, is open-source.

You don't need a million dollar lab to program.

>> No.4147395

>>>/r9k/

>> No.4147407

>>4147337
You kill the members of congress.

>> No.4147412

>>4147337
Act as if you were happy, all the time.

There you go, problem fucking solved.