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Stupid Moments in Class thread? I'll start

>In Bio II class.
>Professor is explaining Pheromones
>Friend sitting next to me:"Oh, is that when like a snake sheds its skin?"
>allofmywhy.jpg

Same class
>Teacher:"What do birds and mammals have in common?"
>My Friend: "They breastfeed."
>..............

>> No.4106566

>>4106555
>implying you've never had a chicken breast

>> No.4106578

>>4106555
Be in chem class. The teacher is a Chinese woman. I raise my hand and call her sensai at least once a weak. Japanese 12 trained my brain to address any female Asian teacher as sensai.

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>biology

>> No.4106598

>>4106578
> Chinese professor remembers growing up hearing about her grandmother being raped by Japanese soldiers at Nanking.
> Chinese professor begins to imagine you're taunting her
> Chinese professor remembers this when grading your final

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>In Algebra class 097 in community college, because I hadn't been in a math classroom in 12 years.
>Professor assigns homework for us
>Other student loudly whine "Teeeacher! This is more work than we had in high schoooool?!!"

>Geography 101 a couple of years later in San Diego CA.
> Professor shows some signs of frustration with the silent classroom of incurious students
>On discussion of glaciers, prof asks "Are there any glaciers in San Diego County?" Is met with silence.
>I eventually raise my hand. "No, there are no glaciers in Southern California."
>mfw

>> No.4106620

>>4106612
>hadn't been in a math classroom in 12 years.
ancient fag detected

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>>4106598
I've been waiting to use this image for a while

>> No.4106626

>Calc class
>Teacher gives us easy bonuses to boost grade
>She has to get the consent on the entire class to give bonus
>Calc is fairly weak subject for me, but even I know the answer to the question
>Girl with MAJOR IN MATH shouts "TEACHER NO IM NOT READY NO NO I'LL FAIL DON'T GIVE A BONUS!!!"
>Every one tells her "We'll give you the answer!"
>"NO NO IM NOT READY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Fucking...URGH.

>> No.4106629

>Sitting in class.
>Teacher says, "Any questions?"
>Three kids raise their hands.

MFW how can you be a question if you're a person?

>> No.4106634

>>4106612
>Homework
Haha, students act like idiots when it comes to this

>Be in microbio class
>Most of the class sucks at exams and are at Ds and Cs
>Teacher assigns some easy homework to give everyone some more points
>Everyone whines about it
FUCK YOU! YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL IF YOU DON'T FUCKING GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO IT! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT HARD!

>> No.4106643

>>4106578
>sensai

wapanese cant even get sensei right

>> No.4106652

>Senior level mechanical engineering course
>Studying internal convection in rectangular ducts
>Kid asks how to find the perimeter of a rectangle for the hydraulic diameter
>All of my hate

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>Be in some shitty Latin class.
>Some annoying bitch has 110% in the class
>She gets a B+ on a test and actually starts to cry

I can't stand people like that. I mean I can respect striving for excellence, but fuck. Needless to say, I didn't like her very much.

>> No.4106700

>>4106676

But damn, you've got to give her a little credit... I mean those latin girls are hot as hell.

>> No.4106704

>>4106626
What? What was the catch? Why would someone not want to "risk it"?

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>>4106700

>> No.4106729

>>4106704

NO risk whatsoever. Literally nothing. If you get 0 on the bonus, nothing happens. But if you do it right, she gives you some extra marks on your test.

We could have had 3 bonuses to boost our grade for the test 2 weeks ago (which was the hardest one), but noooooooooooo, she had to complain.

>> No.4106760

>>4106729
Why didn't you kill her?

No, but, talking seriously, she probably just didn't want the others to be "closer" to her grade, since I'm guessing she's actually good at that.

>> No.4106781

Bamp

>> No.4106813

Not an specific moment, but does anyone else hate when the teacher says something, and someone trying to pass of as an smart ass says the exact same thing with one or two different words? They interrupt the lecture and stutter obvious information like it was stuff of the geniuses.

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I had a public speaking class. It was a lot of fun, just because I was allowed to stand in front of people and say whatever the hell I wanted to them.

>> No.4106830

not stupid but

>number theory
>talking about fields of numbers
>prof asks us if we know all the different fields
>i say, real, complex, within the real there are rational numbers and irrational, natural numbers, which are a subset of the niggers-
>realize what i said
>luckily no black people in number theory class
>slowly shut up and pretend like it didn't happen
>everyone is silent.
>'did you mean integers?'
>seriously consider killing myself

>> No.4106834

>>4106830
socially retarded aspie detected.
You could've just been like "lol I meant integers wtf"

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>>4106830
>natural numbers, which are a subset of the niggers

You shouldn't have corrected yourself.