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Blackman Mon Dec 5 09:21:35 2011 No.4103841 [Reply] [Original]

>That feel when you thought today was Tuesday so you got 2 hours of sleep and went to lab at 8:40 for no reason

This happens every other week.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 09:26:06 2011 No.4103845
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>That feel when you decided you could sleep in and skip lecture because your professor doesn't take attendance and all he does is read powerpoints.
>that feel when today wasn't a lecture day, it was a lab day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 09:38:35 2011 No.4103861 File: 13 KB, 162x211, perfect-pitch-is-a-faggot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that feel when classes are over >that feel when I don't have class until 10:30 anyway >that feel when OP can't remember his schedule

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 09:45:31 2011 No.4103872 >>4103861 I want those feels to become mine

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 09:47:38 2011 No.4103877
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>that feel when you have a timetable
>that feel when you don't come in when you have no class
>that feel when you sleepily press snooze on your alarm clock, and then have to complete your morning ritual in 3 minutes, run for the bus, and burst into class late, apologise, and join the lesson

My feels aren't that interesting

>>	Mon Dec 5 09:50:02 2011 No.4103882 File: 856 KB, 320x240, 1306794251128.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that feel when finals week >that feel when i don't have to take any finals

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 09:53:18 2011 No.4103887 >That feel when you wake up with a sharp pain in your ass and when you reach to see what's happening you find a black dragon dildo lodged in there coated in a thick layer of dragon cum No one else on /sci/ knows this feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 09:53:26 2011 No.4103890 >that feel when you forgot to turn the heating off last night and you sleep in because your bed is so fucking comfy.

>>	Mon Dec 5 09:55:42 2011 No.4103899 >>4103887 go away teabag

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 09:58:59 2011 No.4103907 >>4103899 Why yes, I would like to tell more about my dragon dildo. I bought it a few days ago, it arrived yesterday. It's a medium sized black dragon dildo with a cum pump and I love it. It's so fucking fun to pretend the dick is a volcano.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 09:59:06 2011 No.4103909 >>4103887 faggot

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:00:06 2011 No.4103914 >>4103909 You're just mad because I can take more dildo than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:01:23 2011 No.4103921 >>4103887 i thought they don't sell/ship those to scotland?

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 10:03:30 2011 No.4103925 >>4103921 +1 >>4103882 How does one get that lucky?

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:03:30 2011 No.4103929 >>4103921 They ship them to Europe. Fortunate thing that I'm not in Scotland, uh? Actually, I'm going to go get my dildo and play with it while browsing /sci/.

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 10:07:54 2011 No.4103941 File: 55 KB, 600x830, ek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4103929

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:08:11 2011 No.4103948 >>4103929 >play with it while browsing /sci/. please kill yourself

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:09:11 2011 No.4103950 File: 39 KB, 1199x582, family.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4103941 Says the 3rd generation personality resultant from a black man's sperm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:09:11 2011 No.4103951 >>4103890 >that feel when you refuse to get out of bed and face the cold world of reality

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:11:26 2011 No.4103957 File: 59 KB, 211x204, 1322970207674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4103951 i know that feel bro

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:11:26 2011 No.4103958 >>4103948 1st - I'm pretending it's a volcano of dragon cum. 2nd - What if I want to masturbate while browsing /sci/? Maybe math turns me on.

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 10:11:26 2011 No.4103962 >>4103950 Lol, fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:12:34 2011 No.4103965 >>4103950 sperm lodges in frontal lobe? wtf? do you even know what a frontal lobe is?

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:12:34 2011 No.4103966 >>4103962 Go have imaginary sexual intercourse with GL why don't you?

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:15:58 2011 No.4103977 >>4103965 The sperm travelled Scot's body from his ass to his frontal lobe and lodged itself there, all while EK controlled Scot.

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 10:16:07 2011 No.4103981 File: 51 KB, 530x520, 1313199323341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4103977

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:19:22 2011 No.4103996 >>4103977 do you even know where in the body the frontal lobe is?

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:19:22 2011 No.4103991 >>4103981 I'm a fucking zoologist, I know my animal biology and this is entirely possible. Aren't you an engineer? Go have gay sex or something.

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:20:31 2011 No.4104001 >>4103996 Behind the face, inside the head.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:20:31 2011 No.4104002
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>that feel when you get up in the middle of the night because you have to piss, but then while pissing you feel lightheaded and pass out on the bathroom with your dick hanging out of your pants only to wake up 10 minutes later wondering what the fuck happened then go back to bed and wake up in the morning with the worst pain in your back because you feel on a hard floor
Seriously, what the fuck happened to me?

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 10:22:46 2011 No.4104005 >>4104002 That's wild dude. At least you didn't fall in the toilet and drown with your dick hanging out

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:23:54 2011 No.4104007 >>4104005 It would have been really fucking weird if I just laid there the whole night and then my roommate tries to go to the bathroom in the morning to find me passed out on the floor wearing only boxers with my dick hanging out

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:24:02 2011 No.4104009 >>4104002 You passed out, then you fell on the floor, and then you got up again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:33:59 2011 No.4104026 >>4104009 You're never going to keep him down Pissing the night away Pissing the night away

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:36:23 2011 No.4104036 >>4104026 Ga ga ga ga oh la la Want your golden shower Ga ga ga ga oh la la Want your golden shower I want your piss, I want you disease I want your every fluid, as long as it's free I want your piss, I want your piss

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:39:47 2011 No.4104042 >>4104026 You were going for a music chain about piss, weren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 10:39:47 2011 No.4104043 >>4104036 Too far man, too far

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:50:06 2011 No.4104058

>>4104043
Okay, let me try again:

Scenery: A typical house in London, where Scot lives. Scot is just getting up and dressing as a woman to go pretend to be Blackman.
Another person (a figment of Scot's imagination), dressed as a woman, comes in from the kitchen and starts singing:

Hun, let me tell ya!
I want to break free!
I want to break free, from these lies,
Scot's so self-satisfied, well, I don't need him!
I've got to break free.
Scot knows,
Hun, he knows I want to break free.

I've fallen in love,
I've fallen in love for the first time, and this time I know it's for real,
I've fallen in love.
Scot knows,
Scot knows I've fallen in love.
It's strange, but it's true,
Yeah,
I can't get over the way /sci/ loves me the way it do,
But hun, I've got to be sure
When I walk out the door
Oh how I want to be free!
Oh how I want to be free!
Oh how I want to break free!

-The figment of Scot's imagination is now Teacup, and is being carried around by several other gays-

-Back to EK, who enters the living room and sits next to Harriet, represented by an old, bitter woman-

But life still goes on,
I can't get you still living without, living without, living without you by my side.
I don't want to live alone,
Scot knows,
Got to make it on my own.

-Personality becomes Blackman-

SO BABY CAN'T YOU SEE
I'VE GOT TO BREAK FREE
I'VE GOT TO BREAK FREE
I JUST WANT TO BE FREE
PLEASE HUN LET ME BE FREE
HUN
I
HUN
HUN HUN HUN

This piece represents Blackman accepting himself as a personality of Scot.

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 10:53:22 2011 No.4104064 >>4104058 >Scot is just getting up and dressing as a woman to go pretend to be Blackman. Should be >Scot is just getting up and dressing as a woman to go be a transvestite. Blackman being there shouldn't have made it to the final version.

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 10:56:47 2011 No.4104070 File: 22 KB, 200x200, lolwufaffaf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4104058 Lolwot

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 11:05:51 2011 No.4104086 >>4104070 ACCEPT YOURSELF BROTHER AS A PERSONALITY OF SCOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:13:46 2011 No.4104100 >>4104058 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:19:26 2011 No.4104111 File: 153 KB, 396x385, sadfrog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >That feel when banned for posting that feel threads on /sci/

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 11:20:34 2011 No.4104113 >>4104111 I've posted countless that feel threads on /sci/ and won't ever stop because /sci/ is my personal blog

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 11:20:34 2011 No.4104116 >>4104100 What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:23:50 2011 No.4104127 File: 199 KB, 872x351, mods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4104111 >mfw mods are bio majors

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 11:24:58 2011 No.4104131 >>4104127 I'd laugh so hard if the mods were zoology majors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:25:14 2011 No.4104134 >>4104131 that would signify mods are also personalities

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 11:26:22 2011 No.4104136 >>4104134 Which would be great. I like /sci/ mod, actually. He's not like that no-fun /v/ mod. Hey, /sci/ mod, what's your major?

>>	Blackman Mon Dec 5 11:26:22 2011 No.4104137 >>4104134 My thoughts exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:27:22 2011 No.4104141 >>4104134 >implying Teacup could have even a fake personality

>>	Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon Dec 5 11:28:38 2011 No.4104144 >>4104141 I gave birth to Pifag. He's like Blackman's nephew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:38:42 2011 No.4104156 >that feel when you usually get up hours before classes at 7am even on weekends. feels good to have finally converted to god tier morning person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:52:18 2011 No.4104180 >>4104156 >god tier morning person lol NOPE

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