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hello /sci/ i have a question. my health teacher told me that if you're having anal sex, you have to make sure the other person doesn't have any poop in their butt because if they do poop shards can come loose and travel up your dick and get lodged in your balls and make them swell up real big and then they fall off. is this true?

>> No.4090600

>poop shards
>lodged in balls
What the hell am I reading?

>> No.4090607

>>4090598

nice pic OP

>> No.4090608

yes

>> No.4090616

>biology
>hard science

>> No.4090620

POOP SHARDS

>> No.4090642

yeah but the problem isn't just the balls. the poop shards will get into your bladder, and then kidneys as well. it's also possible for them to get into your prostate. if they get into your bladder you'll have to get an artificial one or a transplant. poop shards are a very dangerous substance so make sure there aren't any in the rectum you're penetrating.

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4090655

>>4090642

OP here. how do i get the poop shards out of the rectom?

>> No.4090663

>>4090655
the same way as how people prep for a colonoscopy.

>> No.4090696

>laughing harder than I should
>why.png

>> No.4090700
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4090700

>>4090696
because poop shards

>> No.4090714

the difinitive guide to pooping bricks I see

>> No.4090744
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4090744

>>4090600
Gilgamesh is right.
The "poop shards" are not going to travel all the way up the urethra, through the ejaculatory duct, back around the other way through the vas deferens into the epididymus and into the testes. The structure is not a straight tube. And they're not going to travel up the urethra and into the bladder either. If anything, they're going to get "stuck" in the urethra and give you a urinary tract infection, which could turn into a bladder infection if left untreated.
If you're that concerned about it, do this" >>4090663
or wear a condom.

>> No.4090769

I'm not going to go ahead and say poop shards sound hot, but poop shards travelling up your dick and into your balls sounds hot. That's just like my opinion though.

>> No.4090776

>>4090769
>what skitzoid dissociative personalities actually believe

>> No.4090781

>>4090776
But that's like your opinion hun

>> No.4090799

Wow and I thought the health classes in juvie where all we did was sit around and watch degrassi junior high were bad, what the fuck?

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4090817

>>4090769

>> No.4090822

>>4090817
Poop shard is not hot
Poop shard on testicle action is hot

>> No.4090827

Reading that made my dick hurt.

>> No.4090828

>>4090822
what kind of fucked up wiring is going on in your brain

>> No.4090832

>>4090828
I seriously hun you hun hun hun

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4090834

>>4090828
cock vore = hawt

poop cock vore = hawt^2

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4090837

>>4090832

>> No.4090838

>>4090834
Disgusting

>> No.4090847

you don't know how much it pleases me to know that teacunt has embraced his MPD

>> No.4090853

>>4090847
What are you saying, I am not a personality, beep beep

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4090859

Shit's real man. Almost lost my nutbladder from the infection.

Anal sex: Never again.

>> No.4092106

bump for poop shards

>> No.4092113

sometimes
sometimes /sci/ is funny
can't type, unable to breath

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4092265

>this thread

>> No.4092272

anAl sex is disgusting

>> No.4092277

hey is that chocolate bacon?
this is kind of unrelated, but i want to tell you fags. i eat all kinds of fatty cholesterol filled shit. i mean i eat fried bacon and eggs for breakfast more often than not, go through sticks of butter like it was water and order massive pizzas with all the meats of the rainbow about 2-3 times a week. i got my blood test back from the Dr today, my cholesterol, triglycerides, fasting BGL etc were all close to ideal. feels fucking good man. i'm going to eat some unhealthy shit now, fuck yeah

>> No.4092279

>>4092277
you eat meat AND grain? how the fuck are even alive?!