/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4077716]

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN 2012?

Will there be a mass extinction event due to extreme solar flare or change in Earth's magnetic field? How will the alignment of the stars and planets affect us?

Will there be a biblical Armageddon? A nuclear world war? Which countries will emerge victorious? Will Jesus come back? Who will be the anti-Christ?

Will the ancient aliens come back to enslave us again? Will be able to fight them back?

[Anonymous No.4077749]

>Will the ancient aliens come back to enslave us again?
>again

[Anonymous No.4077768]

There will be nothing special.

[Anonymous No.4077782]

>Will there be a mass extinction event due to extreme solar flare or change in Earth's magnetic field?
At worst if something like that happenes we'll lose GPS and economic chaos for a few years maybe.

>How will the alignment of the stars and planets affect us?
Just as it affected us the last 6 billion years, NOT AT ALL.

>Will there be a biblical Armageddon?
As likely as tooth faeries taking your shit. And leaving you money.

>A nuclear world war?
Globalization is a passive preventive for this.

>Which countries will emerge victorious?
It's called MAD, Mutually Assured Destruction. No one wins, we all lose.

>Will Jesus come back?
Will Buddha or Confucius come back? No because they're just stories. Just like all religions.

>Who will be the anti-Christ?
It's probably going to be your mom.

>Will the ancient aliens come back to enslave us again?
>again

>Will be able to fight them back?
No because they're machine/organic immortal hybids that have supercomputer quantum brains that don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.4077787]

a new futurama season will air (at least the first episodes)