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4072182 No.4072182 [Reply] [Original]

im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape

>> No.4072191

wat

>> No.4072192

>>4072182

>how come were not hairy

To deal with more extreme temperatures, we swapped hair for sweat glands all over.
No hair is good in cold climates where the sun shines less, for advancing production of Vitamin D. Hair overheats in warm environments.

And if you haven't noticed, some humans can get pretty freaking hairy anyway.

>and have a big mouth

.. we do.

>know one ever cought an ape

Never been to a zoo, huh

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4072193

Dont even bother op these people are closed minded sheep that want to hang onto they're false theories.

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4072197

>im christian

>> No.4072205

>>4072192
>Never been to a zoo, huh

Those "apes" are obviously just guys in costumes.

Stop being such a sheep, d00d.

>> No.4072378

>>4072182
NO. apes are our VERRRRY distant cousins NOT our ancestors we evolved from something similar to apes, that apes also evolved from. its like how you and your siblings are all related to your parents but are not the same but over hundreds of thousand generations small dissimilarity's add up. the more advantageous the difference the faster it becomes radically apparent. we developed more adaptable bodies that gave us the ability to have plenty of food and comfort in whatever climit we whent to alowing us to move away from competition for resources instead of having to defend them year round for fear of losing them, or having to worry about depleting them by over breeding by allowing us to take other species territory for longer and longer times, giving us plenty of food to develop bigger brains. apes specialized in surviving in their native environment securing their piece of that ecology but limiting them from ever having more.

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4072384

>>4072378

>> No.4072388

>>4072378
You faggots just can't help but get trolled, can you?
Also, inb4 100 posts and 30 image replies omitted

>> No.4072400

>>4072378
>its like how you and your siblings are all related to your parents but are not the same

But I don't have any siblings...

>> No.4072415

>>4072378
Hate to tell you this, kiddo, but this whole "apes are our cousins" business has been thoroughly debunked quite a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EGh48yt4flI#t=141s

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4072497

Wtf is wrong with you guys? I knew you were eadily trolled, but this...omg.
Also OP: it's not the reason why evolution doesn't exist, it's because there is never an intermediate. Also it's just a theory(a gauss)

>> No.4072505

>>4072497
Easily*

>> No.4072513

>>4072497
>rip people for getting trolled
>write a serious reply anyway

>> No.4072516

>>4072497
>Wtf is wrong with you guys? I knew you were eadily trolled, but this...omg.
There are two serious responses in this thread. Two.

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4072518

>>4072497
>(a gauss)

wut

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4072524

>>4072182
>im christian

Stopped reading. Started laughing.
Make sure to sage and report!

>> No.4072525

>>4072518
you must be new here

>> No.4072612

>>4072516
Two replies on 8 posts is still too much.

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4072626

>Didn't come from apes
>Share common ancestor
>Fossil Record
>Paranthropus
>Australopithecus
>mfw

>> No.4072647

no one has ever proofed macroevolution, so there.

>> No.4072649

Humans and apes are cousins. We have a common ancestor.

> HURRR IF MY COUSIN EXISTS, WHY AM I NOT MY COUSIN DURRRR

>> No.4072676

>>4072649
Holy shit that makes so much sense... And I already believed in evolution. So using that from now on.