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4047558 No.4047558 [Reply] [Original]

Advice to academic presenters:

1. Most of the audience either has a Ph.D. or is about to get one.

2. It is extremely hard to get a doctorate without finishing college.

3. Colleges rarely accept students without high school diplomas.

4. Before graduating from high school it is necessary to pass the third grade.

5. Passing the third grade requires being able to read.

6. Therefore, almost all of your audience knows how to read.

7. That makes it completely unnecessary - not to say outrageously annoying - to read your fucking slides out loud. Slides should complement, not duplicate, your verbal presentation.

>> No.4047568

I actually lol'ed

>> No.4047571

>>4047558

why wouldn't we ONLY read textbooks then, is that your argument?

anyways troll thread 0/10

>> No.4047572

then wy did god give us voices?

god scientists are so dubm

>> No.4047574

>>4047571
Professors don't read out loud from the textbooks - they supplement the textbooks. It's a totally different thing.

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4047578

>that feel when my presentations in all my classes are 70% pictures by slide surface area and don't have complete sentences

LOOK INTO THE MOLECULE ON THE SCREEN AND LISTEN TO MY VOICE, FOR I SHALL EXPLAIN ALL THE UNIVERSE'S SECRETS

PLEASE HOLD QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END

>> No.4047606

>>4047578

those make me fall asleep

>> No.4047609

what if there were blind people in the audience

didn't think about that did you

inconsiderate fuck

>> No.4047634

I lol'd OP. One internet to you.

>> No.4047672

>>4047609

and all those blind deaf-mutes
they can't even complain

paramoralism, the pc tool of choice

>> No.4047721

first I lol'd
second I realized...... I skipped the 3rd grade. I am at grad student that never passed the 3rd grade.

I can however read, and agree with your post.

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>>4047558

YEAH FUCK BLIND PEOPLE

THEY DON'T HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS

FUCK YOU BLINDIES

>> No.4047869

90% of math talks are given on the blackboard.

>> No.4047960

Silly kid, you can't do category theory.

>> No.4048022

a++ would read again

>> No.4048050

I had an old eccentric prof once. After discussing the information on each slide he would loadly pronounce "Next Slide" in a commanding and enthusiastic voice.... Then he would just hit the clicker to change to the next slide.

He must have started this habbit back when there were projectionists managing the slides. It was silly, but it gave his lectures a sort of rythm that kept everyone focused on the material.

>> No.4048054

2. It is extremely hard to get a doctorate without finishing college.


NO SHIT SHERLOCK

>> No.4048078

This made me laugh.

>> No.4048081

>7. That makes it completely unnecessary - not to say outrageously annoying - to read your fucking slides out loud. Slides should complement, not duplicate, your verbal presentation.

mfw no one listen to you while they read your slide