/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4009399]

so all the women get a terrible disease, they are only 1% left and they are heavily guarded for their safety, and only the fittest males are chosen to be with them. You would go gay then right? There would be 1:100,000 shot that you would get one, even if the disease was cured, you would have to wait centuries for the female population to reconstitute.

tldr; honestly looking at what it would take to turn someone gay.

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.4009412]

There are over 3 billion women on Earth now and /sci/ can't get a single one. Do you think anything would change?

[Anonymous No.4009409]

inb4 this becomes a 99% vs 1% thread

[Anonymous No.4009418]

"i spend my spare time imagining a terrible disease that kills off 99% of women... why yes i am a science major, why do you ask?"

[Anonymous No.4009424]

>>4009399
Fuck no, the robot hooker business will go way up before people start going gay.

[Anonymous No.4009427]

I would either A not give a shit and continue on with my life , or if we all got blue balls I would lead a raiding party on there heavily guarded fortress and the keep the women hostage,

Nothing against being gay, it's not something I can choose to be.Maybe I could fall for a post-op ,I doubt it though.

[Anonymous No.4009429]

>>4009418
don't you mean engineer?

[Anonymous No.4009433]

>>4009429
why do ppl assume engineers r gay?

[Anonymous No.4009443]

I would continue living as I've been living. Only now I would have an excuse for not having a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.4009462]

>>4009443
there you go

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go get a gf, btw. u have no excuse. there are billions of them, literally.

[Anonymous No.4009477]

i would just do what i do now, fap and browse 4chan.

[Anonymous No.4009481]

>they are only 1% left
>1:100,000 shot

[Anonymous No.4009488]

>>4009433

That's a stupid question. That's like saying, "why do people assume the sky is blue?"

[Anonymous No.4009498]

1% of women left

imagine how much less nagging

imagine the utopia

>that feel when you cant asexually reproduce and make your own mini-me

[Anonymous No.4009523]

>tldr; honestly looking at what it would take to turn someone gay.

>ITT: Daydreaming during engineering classes

[Anonymous No.4009739]

why the fittest males?
if this happened the government would probably be stupid to start up eugenics stuff and go after iq and being generally not-cancer prone and clear-skinned and otherwise healthy and so i'd be right the fuck in there my iq's a billion and six and everyone in my family lives forever
but then i'd still get an ugly chick

but i mean, for the sake of legitly answering your dealio sortof, if i couldn't possibly get a girl,
i'd probs go gay eventually.
or straightly asexual. yeah-no i'd stay straight :P

[Anonymous No.4009743]

stupid enough*

[Anonymous No.4009826]

Asexual women hater here. OP described my ideal existence. I would play vidya and smoke weed with bros all day erryday.

[Anonymous No.4009860]

> caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal in the human male
>"the treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object—in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver."
Had to look up "blue balls", guess it make sense, circumcised don't have that much an incentive for fapping.

For your little scenario op, sexbots, cloning, virtual realities, transhumanism, all of these things would solve the issue.
Could always go for assfucking everybody, but that's quite gay.

[Anonymous No.4009879]

>>4009498
>>4009498
>>that feel when you realize we've got enough frozen eggs and embryos so that we don't have to worry about having to resort to asexual reproduction

Also, if actually had this scenario, we'd start having a lot of wars.

[Anonymous No.4009893]

>>4009399
>>implying people wouldn't turn to "2d girlfriends"

it's what most electrical engineering majors do

[Anonymous No.4009934]

>>4009879
Are you seriously waiting to wait upwards of 2 decades for those new gals to be mature?

[Shojin No.4010923]

only option then celibacy