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My TA's an asshole and gives bonus marks if we post something funny and chemistry related on our lab reports. Up until now I didn't really wanna do it because I think it's dumb, but my report this week blows massively and I need every mark I can get, so do you guys have any good ones?

Pic not related at all

>> No.4007791 [DELETED] 

Perhaps that joke about 2 men walking into a bar, ordering water and hydrogen peroxide?

>> No.4007804

>>4007791
Not OP but I never liked that one too much, always felt forced.

I'd lean in with a "Yo' momma's so fat" and lead it into something chemistry related. My favorite is "You momma' so fat she ate ALL of gabriel's horn" but that's maths.

Not that yo momma' jokes are really that funny, but the contrast of such a crude joke with something technical creates a pretty clever and appreciable blend of humor, I think

>> No.4007809

>>4007791

That's good! But I forgot to mention it kinda has to be a comic too... haha

That's what makes it a bit harder

>> No.4007819

Like it has to be an image of some sorts

>> No.4007834 [DELETED] 

>>4007809
I have seen that particular joke in comic form. It was posted here.

>> No.4007835

>>4007809
Draw him a ferrous wheel

>> No.4007841

>>4007834
why are posting with a name and tripcode? you said you would remove it!!

>> No.4007843 [DELETED] 
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4007843

>>4007835
Like this?

>> No.4007849 [DELETED] 

>>4007841
Somebody suggested that I remove the tripcode just for one thread. I did not intend to remove it permanently.

>> No.4007860

>>4007849
Why don't you just use a trip code only when it's relevant? For general intents and purposes, it doesn't matter whether you're identified with the statement or it's anonymous. If you're doing something where your identity is relevant, then that's different.

>> No.4007863

>>4007849
That someone (me) suggested removing it altogether. Just removing it for one thread doesn't eliminate the risk of you fucking up again. So it's not a reconciliatory gesture.


>sigh

attentionwhores gonna whore

>> No.4007869 [DELETED] 

>>4007863
I will not make the mistake again.

>> No.4007882

>>4007869
So what is, "the problem"?

>> No.4007890

Can I have some comics? :)

>> No.4007897 [DELETED] 

>>4007882
EK's condition? Sorry, I can not discuss it.

>> No.4007898

>>4007869
You don't know that.

>> No.4007902 [DELETED] 

>>4007898
I do if I choose not to.

>> No.4007920

>>4007902
You can't predict the future. You don't know.

>> No.4007945

what mistake?

>> No.4007947 [DELETED] 

>>4007920
I can predict my own actions.

>> No.4007951

>>4007882


see
http://images.4chan.org/sci/src/1320602260721.png

>> No.4007954 [DELETED] 

>>4007945
Saying things about EK that should not be said.

>> No.4007956

>>4007947
Wrong. you cannot predict the future, your's or other's.

>> No.4007959 [DELETED] 

>>4007951
I think it is best if that is not posted.
The fewer people who know, the better.

>> No.4007966

>>4007954
she said that EK is emotionally unstable and requires medication. . it was hilarious. now EK hates her even more than previously. and it confirms what we've all suspected - harriet is dumb as fuck and ek is crazy

>> No.4007968

>>4007959
>studies psychology

>doesn't know about negative suggestion


iwasnt going to but that image is saved now

>> No.4007976
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4007976

Hmm..Bipolar...or just molested as a child?

>> No.4007980

>>4007976
you're aware they are the same person, right?

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4007996

isaac asimov once stated the best way to tell a difference between a normal person and a chemist is to have them read the word unionized
a normal person will read the word as union-ized while the chemist....

>> No.4008000

>>4007980
They are not.

>> No.4008001

>brand new to /sci/
>see drama that belongs in /soc/
>surprised

People don't get banned for that on this board?

>> No.4008008
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4008008

I was going to include a joke in my report, but all the good ones argon

>> No.4008009

>>4008000
>confirmed for EK without a trip
oh, but they are.

>> No.4008030

>tripfag drama
>/sci/
>>>/gtfo/

>> No.4008032

>>4008009
they've posted within 30 seconds of each other

>> No.4008033

>>4008008
is that pic supposed to be a pun?

also hello tri-doubles

>> No.4008034

>>4008030
>4chan
>expecting science discussion

gtfo

>> No.4008037

>>4008033
no it's a rhyme. do you even know what a pun is?

>> No.4008038

Sage

>> No.4008041

>>4008033
naw. Its a rhyme. nothing to pun

>> No.4008052

>>4007996
Oh, shit, I read it un-ionized.

>> No.4008055

>>4008037
yes but i'm not a native english speaker so i miss most puns due to a combination of bad pronounciation and lack of vocabulary

if it's a rhyme it's pretty dumb though

>> No.4008063

>>4008055
>i didnt get it, therefore it's pretty dumb
nice cognitive dissonance bro

>> No.4008065

all good chemistry jokes argon

why do i find this so funny

>> No.4008073

>>4008063
i got the rhyme

but i thought it was pretty dumb and hoped that there was more to it, which is why i asked my question

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4008085

I feel bad about all these faggots derailing the thread OP, so here's a fuckton of science jokes, you can get atleast a few decent chem ones.

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4008091

>>4008073
I apologise profusely for my joke (the joke i posted, rather than me owning it) being below your expectations

>> No.4008098

>>4008073
He drank <span class="math">H_2SO_4[/spoiler]

>> No.4008110

>>4008073
it's just a cute little poem. why you hatin?

>> No.4008117

>>4008091
apology accepted

try harder next time, i know you can do better

>> No.4008119

>>4008117
>arrogant faggot

fuck off, we don't want you here shitting up our funny thread

>> No.4008126

Johnny was a chemist's son
But johnny is no more
For what he thought was water
was sulfuric acid

>> No.4008127

>>4008119
okay sorry i'll shut up now

i was just trying to explain my position