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3998767 No.3998767 [Reply] [Original]

Do you know what this is, /sci/?

FYI, that was a rhetorical question dumb dick. Of course you know what this sweet, juicy motherfucker is; it's the godamn Baconator, biotch.

Yeah that's right, the Baconator. Like Burger and Terminator put together. It's only the most badass piece of man made goodness since Albert Einstein's string theory, except you couldn't eat pussy ass string theory, whereas a Baconator could feed a whole African village for 3 weeks. When I say feast your eyes on this fucker, I mean look at it with more burning passion than your pathetic 4/10 girlfriend could ever bring you. Calories? This bitch has 1,3030 of them. That's right, no more bitch ass otter mode for you Skeletor, it's time to go Heman up in this bitch. Protein? 90g, that's enough to kill your fucking grandma, and you hate that cunt.

What are you waiting for, your tofu to finish cooking? Go out and grab one of these babies, unless of course you want people to think you're a communist homosexual, in which case, carry on.

>> No.3998799

Where do you buy those?

>> No.3998803

Baconator is the combination of bacon and terminator and this is not likely to be the part of the troll so you fail and the worst part is that you are the kind of faggot who actually cares about that kind of thing.

>> No.3998816

>>3998803
This isn't a troll. It's a real thing, idiot.

>>3998799
Wendy's.

>> No.3998822

fuck me you win i want it

i want it bad

>> No.3998825
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3998825

>>3998767
Excuse me motherfucker, I only eat at Whataburger. Home of the TRUE AMERICAN BURGER. Not some
imitation burger touted by a redheaded German girl.

>> No.3998827

If I end up going to the gym tonight, I'm hitting up Wendy's afterwards for some PWO baconator. Dat bulk.

>> No.3998878

I only bulk once a year but when i bulk... I EAT BACONATORS!

>> No.3999014

For an extra buck they will add an extra paddy on. You can get up to 10 paddys on a wendys burger.

>> No.3999027

That feel when you consume two baconators and get the closest one can get to dying

>> No.3999026

This isn't /fit/, and if it were, would we be doing a dirty bulk?

Fuck no. Squatz and Oatz motherfucker

>> No.3999047

>need to lose fat before going into the army
>recruiter says no greasy foods. NONE

>see this

FUUUUUUCK YOU OP

>> No.3999062

>>3999047
recruiter is probably an idiot. cutting down fat winds up increasing the percentage of your diet that comes from carbs, which leads to increased hunger and overeating. which leads to no weight lost.

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3999067

>>3999047
Good, goy, kindly go off and kill sand niggers for Yerushalaim!

>> No.3999070

>>3999027
i once ate 3

>> No.3999229

>>3999070
liar

>> No.3999270

>>3999229
maybe it was 3 quadstackers from bk. I have eaten a 10 paddy burger from wendys before though.

>> No.4000716

Fuck you, OP.
Now I'm jelly not to be American.

>> No.4000723

>>3999062
Are you suggesting that he should eat greasy food to lose weight? No, of course not, because that would be stupid.

It's true that starving yourself of fat is unhealthy and won't help you lose weight, but his recruiter is right: quit eating greasy food because McDonalds is not helping you get in trim.