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3983025 No.3983025 [Reply] [Original]

Everyone licks there ass when the toaster comes downstairs to beat your wife who has just come home from war and doesn't have dinner prepared

>> No.3983059

The toaster would need some kind of neural incentive to cause such a reaction. Can the toaster think? Can it feel?

>> No.3983064

All toasters can think and fell, fact

>> No.3983080

>>3983059
The toaster was perched precariously on a ledge upstairs because your wife just got home and was in a hurry to make dinner. When the toast pops up, the recoil is enough to knock it off the ledge. It falls down the stairs, gaining momentum as it does. At the bottom, it swings by the extension cord striking your wife repeatedly.

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3983114

>>3983059
>2011
>believing humans are not just machines, like toasters

>> No.3984058

I WANT TO CUM BUCKETS OF PEE