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Sup people.
I would tell you guys a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon..

>> No.3970830

>Molecular Chemistry

>> No.3970824

huahue

>> No.3970844

>>3970816
if you dont have a joke, dont make a fucking thread about it. go back to facebook you idiot.

>> No.3970851

>>3970844
troll

also, every single post in this thread is OP

>> No.3970853

Dr. Schrödinger. Did you know that there is a dead cat in the closet?
Now yes.

>> No.3970877

An atom walks into a bar.
The atom says to the barman ' help I've lost an electron! '
The barman says ' Are you sure? '
The atom replies, ' I'm positive. '

>> No.3971048

The bartender says, "We don't serve Tachyon's here"

A Tachyon walks into a bar.

>> No.3971057

An atom walks into a bar.
The atom says to the barman ' help I've lost an electron! '
The barman says ' Are you sure? '
The atom replies, ' I'm HIV positive. '

>> No.3972019

A chemist and an engineer go to a restaurant and when asked what they would like to drink, the chemist replies: "I'll have a glass of H2O."

The engineer looks at him, and not to be outdone he says "I'll have a glass of H2O too."

The engineer did not survive.

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3972039

>>3972019

I actually like this one.

>> No.3972078

Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.

>> No.3972176

So, there was this straight engineer...

>> No.3972180 [DELETED] 

>>3972176
oh come on! you have to make your jokes at least slightly realistic so that the viewer can relate to them...

>> No.3972193

>>3972180
>viewer

whore


>Hi I'd like some deionized water
>barman: Free of charge

>> No.3972198

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

>> No.3972202

A mathematician walks into a bar. The next thing she remembers is waking up naked and beaten in an alley, apparently gang-raped.

>> No.3972210

>>3972202
someone must have put a chemical in her drink, funnee joke

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3972229

>>3972210
The joke is a woman in mathematics.

>> No.3972230

>>3972202
that's what she gets for working on such smooth curves

>> No.3972239

>>3972229
OH I GET IT

>> No.3972278

all /sci/ jokes ever:

>women in sciences
>-/+ charge
>Neutrinos
>silly chemical names

LulsOrAnDUUM xDXDDXdddX

>> No.3972287

>>3972278
but they're not random....and my joke was good

>> No.3972299

>>3972278
There are only so many /sci/ jokes one can make.

Why did the bear dissolve in water when it fell in?
Because it was a polar bear.

>> No.3972327

>>3972287
>but they're not random
irony.dll is missing

>and my joke was good
If i had 1/2 a cent every time i heard that joke i could buy my mother's virginity, and i can only assume she isn't.
Yes that much money.

>> No.3972332

>>3972327
you're wrong and a shit poster. deal with it

>> No.3972337

>>3972332
No, no. No.

>> No.3972343

>>3972337
shut up dont make fun of me am smart, my mother had me an IQ test when i was ONLY 9yo and it was 143!
So stfu retard tripfag.

>> No.3972374

if you see a mol of moles digging a mol of holes, what do you observe?


a mol of mole asses2