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>high school
>do pretty well academically, but socially withdrawn
>try out for lacrosse team to make friends, look good on college apps
>dickhead on team constantly makes fun of me, makes me feel like shit
>"fuck him, that dumb jock is going to be grilling burgers for the rest of his life"

>fast forward to college
>physics major, do decent, get social life, relatively happy
>go to MIT for guest lecture with some other students
>find out lax dickhead is going to MIT
>he's studying physics to, only he's got a 4.0 GPA and doing graduate level work
>he ends up fucking the only hot female physics student in my school. she friendzoned me a few weeks before
>mfw

>> No.3905000

*too

>> No.3905001

and the answer is of course -7°

>> No.3905002

This is called natural selection OP. You are inferior deal with it.

>> No.3905026

Does posting these copypasta stories make you feel better about your miserable life?

>> No.3905034

he's better than you. but hey, you're better than me champ.

>> No.3905037

Despite what the stereotype may say, but smarter people tend to be the most arrogant and assholish.

>> No.3905038

how does one 'friendzone' someone?

>> No.3905044

>>3905038
Not attracted to a guy, but still want to be friends him (often with no chances of ever wanting to date and sleep with him)? That's how.

>> No.3905047

>>3905038
"I like you a lot, but as a friend."

>> No.3905054

>>3905044
thats bad?
just coz they arn't fuckable doesnt mean they wont still be a good friend to have.

>> No.3905061

>>3905038

People do it to themselves, by not knowing how to handle women.

I don't know why that shit isn't taught to boys in school, it's very important.

>> No.3905064

>>3905054
When someone has strong feelings to you, like real legitimate ones, keeping them at only a friend level is one of the biggest insults you can give 'em. Stabbing them to death would be more preferential than being restricted to a damp social obligation. If he really likes you, but you don't like him, it's probably better for two to stay the fuck out of each others lives.

>> No.3905065

>>3905054

Sure, a good friend for the girl, but the guy was wanting to fuck her - being "just friends" is gonna hurt like a razor burn.

>> No.3905074

"I have heard affirmed (surely in jest)," observes he elsewhere, "by
not unphilanthropic persons, that it were a real increase of human
happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under
barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible; and there left to follow their
lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the
age of twenty-five. With which suggestion, at least as considered in the
light of a practical scheme, I need scarcely say that I nowise coincide.
Nevertheless it is plausibly urged that, as young ladies (_Madchen_)
are, to mankind, precisely the most delightful in those years; so young
gentlemen (_Bubchen_) do then attain their maximum of detestability."

>> No.3905075

>>3905054
Because it's more for you than him, he gets the short end of the stick, and it's pretty much exploiting them for your own desire.

>> No.3905077

>>3905064
thats stupid, what about friends who are both guys and both straight? they dont wanna fuck, but can still have a good friendship.
its better to have them as a friend than not hang out with them at all, if you like them, rite?

>> No.3905083

>>3905075

>it's pretty much exploiting them for your own desire.

Much like marriage, but she doesn't even feel obliged to go to bed with him from time to time.

>> No.3905088

>>3905077
That analogy doesn't work because neither one of those guys are attracted to the other and want a relationship. That's not the same as a guy who wants a girl for a relationship, but won't get anything but friends, it's generally just pushing him down and smashing his teeth out with the back of a hammer.

>> No.3905091

>>3905074
"Fuck those young douchebags. I wanna get me some college women."

>> No.3905092

>>3905075
erm, no.
good and proper friendships arnt one sided. you both like hanging out, and both enjoy each others company.

>> No.3905095

>>3905077

Nope. If a man approaches a woman "romantically", then that's what he wants. It's not going to improve things by trying to get him to want "friendship" instead, whatever that even means. It's like going to buy an Ipad and getting a Samsung Galaxy Tab instead - specifically designed to be indistinguishable, but not what you wanted dammit.

>> No.3905096

>>3905083
A common cause of divorce is sometimes the lack of sexual interest one partner has to the other. You may have heard of it as something along the lines of "lost that spark in their marriage."

>> No.3905099

>>3905088
stop equating rejection to physical violence, its nothing like that.
if she doesnt fancy him she cant help that, its just the way she is. he should go look for other girls instead.

>> No.3905107

>>3905092
But the guy wants more than you do, and you're just tagging the poor bloke along, oblivious to what's really going on over his side. You are an incredibly cruel and vicious person.

>> No.3905109

>>3905095
well in that scenario, the guy is clearly a douchebag who only wants to use her as a fuckbucket, and doesnt care about her personality at all.

>> No.3905111

>>3905099
He was using a metaphor for the emotional pain, you oblivious cunt.

>> No.3905112

>>3905092

If this response is typical of females it would explain why they seem to do it so much.

>> No.3905116

>>3905111
i knew what he meant. it still doesnt equate. he could easily get over it and proposition other girls instead.

>> No.3905120

>>3905099
It is like that to a guy, and often it isn't girls he's interested, but a certain one he's interested in. And being around one that he can't gain anymore than a mere friendship, even if he's over it, is a constant reminder of what will never be satisfied, and honestly the only fix is to completely distance himself from that girl entirely. It's just pure savagery to him.

>> No.3905121

>>3905116
WELL MAYBE NOT EVERYONE REACTS THE SAME TO THE SAME STIMULI, DUMBASS.

>> No.3905126

>>3905099
I would fuck my male friends if they were female because we share the same interests and we get along I'm just not attracted to them and they're not attracted to me, If they were attracted to me we wouldn't be friends anymore.
If a girl I'm attracted to says she just wants to be friends, I don't want to be friends because I can't enjoy being around them if I still like them.
Best for everyone if chicks understood this.

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3905130

to the guys in this thread, you can't just expect a relationship to happen, or feel entitled

you have to bring value, or some source of attraction to the table; looks (hardly the most important for a man), money, intelligence, confidence~, athleticism (physical prowess), etc.

in which case don't focus on your weaknesses or your failures; focus on and build your strengths, which will build your confidence, which will increase your value further

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>>3905120
he's a complete pathetic pussy if he overreacts so badly.

>>3905121
<<<

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>>3905126
>If a girl I'm attracted to says she just wants to be friends, I don't want to be friends because I can't enjoy being around them if I still like them.
> I don't want to be friends because I can't enjoy being around them if I still like them.
wat?

>> No.3905148

>>3905132
And you're a cruel and savage bitch for taking advantage of him and dragging it out for arbitrary lengths of time. You two don't even deserve to be in the same town as one another. You might as well just get a .45 and shot him point blank between the eyes.

>> No.3905155

hey EK, you wouldn't friendzone me right? we'd fuck on the first date


right?

>> No.3905160

>>3905148

you're giving her too much power over you

grow up and grow a pair

>> No.3905161

>>3905148
wtf? we are talking hypothetically here. i've never fucking 'friendzoned' anyone.

>> No.3905173

>>3905148
also, you'd blame the girl for being completely honest and straightforward with the guy? "i think you're a nice person, i like being around you, i'm not interested in fucking you though"
THAT's bad??
i think that's fine, i'd appreciate hoesty like that. if some guy said that to me i'd be totally cool with it.

>> No.3905174

>>3905161
Yes we are, and your hypothetical comment got a hypothetical retort.

>i've never fucking 'friendzoned' anyone.
You probably don't even know if you did or not, it's not like their going to tell you for fear of further rejection.

>> No.3905176

>>3905143
Here's the thing, How can you be friends around someone you like who knows you like them who rejected you? It'd just be awkward as fuck the friendship at this point is already ruined.
Why wouldn't a straight man who is friends with a woman want to be in a relationship with them if they enjoy their company?

>> No.3905180

>>3905174
well i'm friends with several guys i dont fuck.. does THAT count as friendzoning?
i seriously doubt they'd over-react as badly as some of the guys in this thread apparently would.

>> No.3905182

>>3905173
Because if he really likes you, being friends is just a constant reminder of that rejection, rejection from someone he really had feelings for, and such a rejection is daunting for anyone you can pick off of the street.

>> No.3905185

>>3905180
>does THAT count as friendzoning?
If they like and want to date you it is.

>> No.3905189

>>3905176
it wouldnt be awkward; he propositions, she says no, thats the end of it, thats fine.
carry on as normal.

>> No.3905194

>>3905180
That's cause you're a fat landwhale no one is attracted to with a terrible personality.
You probably just have some hot friends that the men use you to get closer to.

>> No.3905199

>>3905189
It's probably awkward and daunting for him.

>> No.3905203

I think a big part is that when the friendzoner picks up another guy, that's a cruel blow to the ego. Intentionally or not, there's a perception that it's done specifically to wound him.

Especially if he's a bully the friend knows, which is why the stuff in OP's post is enough to make anyone crack.

>> No.3905205

>>3905194
actually i'm not fat at all, i'm quite sporty.
secondly, i do have some hot friends, but i'm friends with far more guys than other girls.

>> No.3905209

>>3905199
i dont see why it should be. theres billions more girls, one says no...who gives a fuck? find someone else.

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>>3905205
mfw I've already seen that pic of you that someone jizzed on and you are definitely fat.
mfw you're a chick on 4chan you're definitely fat

>> No.3905213

>>3905209
Because the person he's being rejected by isn't just someone else to him.

>> No.3905218

>>3905209

Maybe guys actually fall in love and have romantic feelings.

Oh irony that this thread has reversed the normal stereotypes.

>> No.3905221

I don't really mind friendzoning as a whole, it's just when girls (and sometimes guys) friendzone somebody as an intentional joke on the person that would make me want to chuck cinder blocks at my car.

>> No.3905236

ITT: Beta as fuck sissy boys.

If a chick friend zones you so what,
If the bitch led you on and friendzones you as a joke so what.
seriously this is like teenage shit.

>> No.3905242

>>3905212
As an American, I can guarantee you that she's fairly thin by our standards.

>> No.3905246

>>3905242
Fucking lol'd she's a fat whore.

>> No.3905252

>>3905236
>ITT: Beta as fuck sissy boys.
That's like this board as a whole.

>> No.3905255

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Fat

Knowledge is power, EK haters.

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3905256

>>3905236
see? this guy gets it

maybe if you wern't such pussy WAAH WAAH beta's who give far more of a fuck than they should, the girls would be more interested anyway.

>> No.3905263

>/soc/ - Social

>> No.3905265

>>3905263
>Social
Again, the complete opposite of the people on this board.

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>>3905256
>>3905252
>>3905236
>complains about betas
>posts on /sci/

>> No.3905270

mfw women ignore all potential mates that actually care about them

go out of their way to fuck the abusive douchebag assholes

complain about men in general once they learn what a jerk they've saddled themselves with

>> No.3905279

>>3905256
>>3905209
>>3905205
>>3905189
>>3905180
>>3905173
>>3905161
>>3905143
>>3905132
>>3905116
>>3905109
>>3905099
>>3905092
>>3905077
>>3905054
>>3905038

I have a feeling that you might wanna read this then:
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_guy
>There is an active debate about whether the nice guy personality profile may actually make a man less desirable to women romantically or sexually. Part of this debate includes speculation about possible hypocrisy among women in the dating world: that women may say they want a nice guy but won't date him or have sex with him, and rather subconsciously prefer men who are more confident and assertive but less considerate.

>> No.3905283

>>3905270
In nature its the abusive jerk that will be able to defend his bitch in a fight, a beta on the other hand will be mauled and his women killed/raped.

>> No.3905287

>dat copypaste.

feels good not to be a newfag

>> No.3905294

>>3905279
it's possible to find a nice mix of both. confident manly guys, who are still not assholes, and are actually considerate.
they are the best, they win as friends and lovers.

>> No.3905303

>>3905294
Possible, but unlikely considering assertion and confidence often requires being less considerate.

>> No.3905310

>>3905294

Either someone considers women inferior and is an asshole to them or considers them equal and tries to make friends first.

>> No.3905311

>>3905303
not impossible at all. most, if not all, of my male friends are like that.

>> No.3905315

>>3905310
that second one is fine. be friends, and if he's a good friend and is also hot, you'll probably end up fucking, if he likes you back.

>> No.3905316

>>3905311
>not impossible at all
Where in that post does it say "impossible?"

>most, if not all, of my male friends are like tha
Yet you're not attracted to them.

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3905318

>>3905315
>and is also hot

>> No.3905320

>>3905316
my bad, you said 'unlikely' not 'impossible'
but they still arnt particularly hard to find.

>Yet you're not attracted to them.
some of them i am.

>> No.3905323

>>3905270
>>unkind, shallow whores that you only like because they're hot
>>liking hot chicks only means you are shallow
>>hot guy gets hot chick, learn to math


>>you get what you deserve

>> No.3905324

>>3905320
But you're still not sleeping or dating them, or are attracted to them in such manners.

>> No.3905335

>>If I am not attracted to you I give you a choice
>>friend, or go fuck yourself.

If you're not attractive to me, I can be a polite lady about it and say "I am not attracted to you that way, but I do not dislike you. friends?"

Or I can be what you end up calling a total bitch, and say "I don't want to and never will fuck you. Goodbye."

first way, you might meet one of my awesome friends, who I will tell that you're super sexy and hilarious, and then you will get laid because of my friendship. second way? tough shit for you.

I hear a guy use the words friendzone, and I just tell em right out, I will never fuck you. Leave me alone, you simpering ass.

Do you guys prefer to be just told to fuck off? Women tend to want to be kind about rejecting you, would you prefer we were total cunts about it?

>> No.3905339

>>3905335
>Do you guys prefer to be just told to fuck off?
That's generally how men are to each other.

>> No.3905340

>>3905294

yah this

~goldilocks

punkass dudes aren't worth shit and pussies are more of a emotional burden; female bring enough emotional dependency to a relationship already

>> No.3905345

>>3905324
some of them i am.

>> No.3905347

>2011
>still not gay

When will you learn, op?

>> No.3905348

>>3905345
Then you have FWBs or fuck buddies instead of actual friends, and likely pay less attention to their inconsiderate nature.

>> No.3905352

ok then lemme ask this, if you prefer just being told to fuck off, then at what point do we (ladies) do that?

when you awkwardly stare at us?
when you (don't) ask us out?
when you sit around mooning over us on /sci/ or /adv/ all night but don't fucking tell us that you're interested?
when you volunteer to help us carry something heavy, but don't flirt?

when?

you have to try, guys. you have to allow us to reject you. if you just dance around it we aren't going to be rude and jump in assumig every guy wants to fuck us. you gotta bring it up, and ask, so you can get a striaght yes or no.

take "friends" as code for "I do not want to hurt you and I don't dislike you but I will not fuck you"

it is a polite rejection. that's all. if you like a chick for more than maybe one day fucking her by all means be friends. you never know who she is gonna introduce you to. but if all you see in her is a wet hole then buzz off when they say friends only. be polite in return. be a fucking man, walk away on your own fucking feet.

>> No.3905353

>>3905348
they are actual friends as well. i wouldnt be friends at all if they had an 'inconsiderate nature'

>> No.3905354

>>3905352
Saying you only want to be friends already does all that for you.

>> No.3905357

>>3905353
If you're attracted enough to sleep with them, you probably don't register their actions as "inconsiderate."

>> No.3905358

>>3905352
>mooning over us
i think you mean 'swooning', hun.

>> No.3905360

>>3905357
because they actually arnt inconsiderate. if they were, i'd notice.

>> No.3905362

Well Mr. Physics major, if you're so smart, why did you post non-science on a science boar?

>> No.3905364

>>3905360
You wouldn't, you think you would, but you wouldn't. Attraction paints your opinion of someone in a different colour than another person would.

>> No.3905370

>>3905364
erm, no. they genuinely are nice guys, everyone else gets along with them as well, ive never met anyone who thinks any of them are assholes.

>> No.3905372

>>3905358

no, I do mean mooning. Pining would also be an appropriate word.
If you were swooning, the woman might notice, and that would risk rejection. Swooning is rare for men who get 'friendzoned" as they call it.

They prefer to hide their true intention, then complain when they are not handed women who are out of their league, without effort or risk.

And then come here to moon, pine, and mope about the situation.

>> No.3905373

>>3905370
>Posting non-science

I'm very disappointed in you, alternate personality.

>> No.3905378

>>3905370
A trait of sociopathy as that they tend to be the life of the party where ever they go, just an FYI. Also,

>everyone else gets along with them as well, ive never met anyone who thinks any of them are assholes.
Anecdote.

>> No.3905379

>>3905372
*'moaning'?
i dont think you mean mooning...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mooning

>>3905373
hi teacup, we're just chatting, no harm done =p

>> No.3905380

>>3905378
not exactly 'life of the party' types.
more like slightly nerdy quiet types, but still good fun to hang out with.

>> No.3905381

>>3905379
Chatting about non-science in a science board. Make a neutrino joke or something and I'll stop bugging you, but until then, sagesagesage

Mamma raised us better, EK/Harriet/me.

>> No.3905382

>>3905381
-because you forgot to sage

-why did a neutrino think your last post didn't make much sense?

>> No.3905383

>physics major,
>social life

How is htis possible?

>> No.3905384

>>3905380
Beta males?

>> No.3905385

>>3905381
Forgot my sage.

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>non-science on a science boar?

>> No.3905389

>>3905384
erm, dunno. i dont think they are.
maybe like in between...

>> No.3905390

>>3905382
Now that's better. Hey, I'm going dormant, tell Harriet to make us some haggis for tonight.

>> No.3905392

>>3905386
+1
(would have been +100 if you'd photoshopped labcoats onto the boars, or something like that =p)

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>>3905389

>> No.3905395

>>3905390
lol
Harriets vegetarian, and i've never tried haggis.

>> No.3905396

>>3905393
well they are quiet, intelligent guys. they still chat, and arnt socially awkward, but arnt like super confident alpha types either.

>> No.3905397

>>3905379
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Moon

some people, speak english more than slang.

>> No.3905400

>>3905397
fine, i've never heard of it before, though.

>> No.3905406

LMAO, first one here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pineapples

>> No.3905434

> i only came here to see EK samefagging