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>"Oooh you're a math major?"
>"whats 63 times 48?"

>> No.3903608

3024

>> No.3903607
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>> No.3903610
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>Oh, electrical engineering, do you want to be an electrician?

>> No.3903617

>>3903610
where does this come from? do electricians go around calling themselves electrical engineers?

>> No.3903619

Oh you're a biology major?
What's the net ATP result of aerobic cellular respiration?

>> No.3903621
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>You are a CS major?
>Would you make me a system for my business for free? What do you mean it will take you months?

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>econ major?
>what stocks should I buy?

>> No.3903628

>>3903621
>You're a comp scientist?
>So you're like a super hacker?

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>"Oooh you're an technology major?"
>"please jailbreak my ipod for me"

>> No.3903634

>systems engineering
>what the fuck is that?

>> No.3903638

>>3903617
>electrical technician
>electrical engineer

Synonymous to the uninitiated.

>> No.3903641

>You're a chem major?
>Could you make me some adderall I got a test soon

>> No.3903640 [DELETED] 

>>3903619
>doesn't use greentext
>doesn't play along with the joke

Biology majors are like furfags; they are into animals, and shit up threads with their nonsense

>> No.3903643

>>3903617
No, but people don't seem to know what an EE does. Even more so than any other field of engineering.

>> No.3903651

>You're a psych major?
>Tell me about myself.

>> No.3903656
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>"so you're into math, eh boy?"
>"what is the square root of x"

>> No.3903662

>art foundations
>oh so you just fuck about all day err'day ?

>> No.3903661
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>nuclear engineer
>people think I'm an evil mad scientist

>> No.3903669

>"oh so you're an astrophysics major?"
>"what the fuck do you do"

>> No.3903673

>>3903669
>So what, do you like, just look at the stars all the time?

>> No.3903674

>Oh, you're a finance major?
>are you a millionaire?

>> No.3903676

>Chemical engineering?
>So, what, you like... make paint and peanut butter and stuff?

yep

>> No.3903678

>Pre-med?

>Listen, I've been having this weird pain in my stomach...

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"Oh, aerospace engineering. What does that involve?"
"In my case, rocket science."

>their faces when

>> No.3903687

>oh you're studying biochemistry?
>so can you synthesize LSD?

>> No.3903691

Oh, you're a Neuorscience major.
Whats that?

Every fucking time.

>> No.3903693

>computer science major? i'm terrible with computers but i have a teenage kid who knows everything about them

I should start saying I'm a mathematician just to change the responses up a bit.

>> No.3903701

yurofag here. do you americans call masters in a field "major"?

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>you're an engineering major?
> so you enjoy a good dicking then?

>> No.3903717

>>3903691
neuroscience is sick

>>3903701
for undergraduate yes, there is a graduate level we call masters

>> No.3903713

>Oh you're an English Major?

>Yeah, I like Emily Dickenson

>> No.3903714

>>3903701
I guess so? Normally major refers to undergrad/bachelor's, but it could also be used for master's I guess. Or you could say "I majored in Math but got my masters in physics." Depends on the context I guess, but it means the same either way

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>you study astronomy?, what's your sign, can you predict my future?

>> No.3903721

>>3903714

so it just means getting a degree in general?

>> No.3903723

>>3903721
more like your field of study

>> No.3903727

>>3903709

>Tries to be included in parodying commentary about everyone's misconceptions.
>Posts what he believes to be a misconception about engineers being homosexual.
>Has a picture on-hand of many fully naked males kissing.

>> No.3903728

>>3903721
you can say you majored in something, but it doesn't mean you got a degree in it. (could have dropped out)

it's just your program/curriculum

>> No.3903732

>> Hydrologist
>> Oh that's like for cars right?

>> No.3903733

>ohh so youre an art major?
>thats nice, but im still waiting for my change

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> so what's your major?
> mechatronics engineering
> uhhhhhh-
> its robotics and automation.
> oh.

Everytime.

>> No.3903737

>>3903733

lol'd

>> No.3903745

>>3903728
>>3903723

oh ok its bit confusing but i think i got it.

>> No.3903744

>you're a biology major? you know that's not a real science right?

>> No.3903743

>college major ehh?
>so whats it like being poor and inexperienced with no job outlooks regardless of your degree

everytime

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>biologist
>so you aren't good at math then

>> No.3903750

>>3903734
Oh MechWarrior! I nostalgia'd

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>>3903599
>"Oooh you're an engineering major?"
>"where are the good gay clubs at?"

>> No.3903764

>oh you're engineering major? So you wanna drive trains?


Wanted to kill this person so fucking bad

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>>3903750
MW2 4lyfe

>> No.3903778

Useful trick:

To multiply two 2-digit numbers less than 20, use the following steps:

1) Add the ones-digits of both numbers
2) multiply this by ten
3) add to one hundred
4) add to this the product of the ones-digits

EG

19 * 14 -> 100 + (90 + 40) = 230 - > 230 + 9*4 = 266

>> No.3903785

>>3903778
that's way too much work.

what i'd do for 19 * 14

round 19 to 20

2(10*14)

280

280 - 14

266

much more efficient

>> No.3903788

>>3903778
any tricks for finding percentages of numbers

eg. what is 2.5% of 24?

got asked this in an internship interview and took way to long to get the number :(

>> No.3903797

>>3903788
50% is 12, 25% is 6, 2.5% is 0.6

>> No.3903801

>>3903788

Easy, just divide by 100 then multiply by 2.5 :)

>> No.3903808

>>3903788
ratios, broholmes

2.5/100 = x/24

>> No.3903810

>>3903785

It's quicker than it seems, like with 17 * 16 you'd go

17*6, you get 230, plus 42 gives you 272

>> No.3903839

>>3903788
>>3903788
2.5%
26 * 0.025
100%
26* 1
50%
26* 0.5
25%
26* 0.25
6.584%
26* 0.06584%
and so