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Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...
Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

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>> No.3898613

>>3898606
Unborn babies don't speak English.

>> No.3898624

You're better off dead, kid.

This life sucks ass.

>> No.3898628

oh boy, here we go

>> No.3898633

fuck, the mother would've microwaved the baby if he came out anyway. It's a fairly natural instinct for a mother to kill her child.

>> No.3898641

>mfw atheists actually believe that fetuses aren't conscientious beings

lol retards

>> No.3898643

well at least this version didn't claim a baby is fully formed a day after conception
so I guess they're learning ....slowly

>> No.3898646
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>>3898606
Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...
Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

>> No.3898649

>>3898646
implying cockroaches go to heaven

>> No.3898650

>>3898633
>>3898633

>fairly natural
>wut


this thread again...

>> No.3898653

<div class="math">another\; \mathbf{VIP\; quality\;} post\; from\; the\; carcinogenic\; manchild\; that\; is\; blackman</div>

>> No.3898654

>>3898650
>not getting pregnant just to get abortions

>> No.3898656

>>3898649
>implying cockroaches don't have a bibble

>> No.3898661

>Abortion after month 3
laughing fetuses.jpg

>> No.3898663

So umm.. Atheists... What's exactly is your reasoning behind murdering an innocent babby

>> No.3898669

>>3898661
>not getting an abortion after month 3

ishygddt

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>>3898654

wat

>> No.3898680

think about the little fetus limbs getting ripped off by forceps ;_;

>> No.3898681

Day 1

Overmind, I am only 8 feet long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your drones. Every time I hear them, I wave my claws and legs. The sound of the hatchery's heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Day 2

Overmind, today I learned how to slash my claws. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a Zerg. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Day 3

You know what Overmind, I'm a Zergling!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Day 4

Overmind, my scales are starting to grow. they are short and fine, but I will have a lot of them. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my blades, and stretch my claws and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Day 5

You intercepted a transmission from Tarsonis today. Overmind, they lied to you. They said that I'm not a Zergling. I am a Zergling, Overmind, your Zergling. I think and feel. Overmind, what's extermination?

Day 6

I can hear that marine again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The marine called it a gauss rifle. Overmind what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Overmind!! HELP me!! No . . .

Day 7

Overmind, I am okay. I still managed to hatch and my brothers and sisters rushed their base. Ke ke ke ke!

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Abortion in 6th month.

>> No.3898685

>>3898683
what's wrong?

>> No.3898688

An Acorn is NOT a tree
An Egg is NOT a chicken
Caviar is not Frogs
A fertilized egg is not a Human

why don't you understand this?

>> No.3898694

>>3898688
none of those things have souls like humans, you retarded atheist fuck

>> No.3898696

>>3898663
its not a baby

its you republican tards who want to strip your own rights.

here you have the right to an abortion because of rape or anything else that might be bad

you don't want it SO much that you ban it.

>> No.3898701

>>3898694
>None of those things

Nice to see you agree that a fertilized egg has no soul, champ.

>> No.3898703

>>3898696
>it's not a baby

Wow you Atheistscum disgust me

>> No.3898704

>>3898694
>implying that trees, chickens or frogs, cannot feel pain

define "soul" please

>> No.3898705

>>3898606
GTFO

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Can't tell if trolling?
Late terms are usually discouraged. The difference between late terms and early is that the baby is just technically a parasite with little sentience at that stage. No me gusta stretch marks.
inb4 godfags.

>> No.3898708

>>3898703
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO IT

IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU GET RAPED AND YOU BECOME PREGNANT

WHY WOULD YOU FOSTER THE CHILD OF YOUR RAPIST? AND WHY WOULD YOU GO AT IT ALONE WITHOUT CHILD SUPPORT FROM THAT RAPIST?

>> No.3898709

>>3898688
caviar is not fish
*fixed*

>> No.3898712

>implying fetuses go to heaven

>> No.3898713

>>3898708
because it is still your child? regardless of who the father is

>> No.3898714

>>3898708
btw

how would your husband feel if you couldn't be his first and he couldn't be yours because you lost your virginity to a stranger?

you might as well ban your right to say NO to sex, because thats exactly what you're doing

>> No.3898716

>>3898713
you didn't even want it and it was forced upon you. Anything else means you consent to it.

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>> No.3898719

That's Stupid. Aborted babies aren't baptized so they don't get to go to heaven.

>> No.3898722

>>3898719
that's not how it works. do some research

>> No.3898728

>>3898713
Ok then lets say this

You become pregnant with your husband, you've been waiting for this your entire lift.

6 months into it the fetus develops some condition or problem that WILL kill you if you do not get it aborted

well too bad, your state banned abortion, you will now die and there is nothing legally you can do about it

>> No.3898733

>>3898728
Both mother and baby will go to heaven and will live a happier life than they would ever on earth anyways

>> No.3898734

>>3898716
Babies: your punishment for consenting to sex (you SLUT)

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>>3898722
>implying it works

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>>3898719
>>3898694
what is this people believing in heaven and souls on /sci/

>> No.3898750

>>3898735
citation needed for it not working..
oh wait, you cant' provide one!

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> science and maths
> arbitrary definition of human being all day, errday

> mfw this board is worse than /fit/

>> No.3898775

>>3898762
lol

>> No.3898801

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3 developed dead fetus. Then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many the room's walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid, and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass.

>> No.3898809

>>3898801
COPY MOTHERFUCKIN PASTA

>> No.3898814

dead baby joke thread?

>> No.3898827

>>3898606
fuck off faggot

>> No.3898837

>>3898827
typical butthurt atheist.. hurr durr i can't form argument so i resort of personal insults

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