/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3897019]

How about a /sci/ comedy thread?

[mtp !EKFQOBEsKo No.3897031]

[mtp !EKFQOBEsKo No.3897027]

[Anonymous No.3897044]

>>3897031
>>3897027
I can't tell if it's funny or lame. That's some keen Schrödinger shit going on.

[Anonymous No.3897048]

bumpan foran interesante

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3897051]

>>3897044

[mtp !EKFQOBEsKo No.3897056]

>>3897044
some dude several months ago posted them as OC, there was more, and it was so moronic that it made me save 2 of them. and indeed, its so stupid youre not sure where to look

[Anonymous No.3897061]

>>3897031

:')

[Anonymous No.3897063]

[mtp !EKFQOBEsKo No.3897070]

oh look what i found, havent seen that for a while

[Anonymous No.3897079]

>>3897019
>>3897019
MFW I study electrical engineering and this picture is very related.

[Anonymous No.3897098]

>>3897070

It's funny, because they are at a restaurant, and they wouldn't have H202 lying around

[Anonymous No.3897114]

>>3897019
I know that feel man, it's the damn projects in my final year that are the killer.

[Anonymous No.3897135]

>>3897098
1:1000 solution of colloidal silver to H2O2 increases the efficacy of colloidal silver by up to 100 times against bacteria. The increased bioavailability reaction using colloidal silver and H2O2 results in a delivery mechanism that increases adsorption of silver directly into tissues. Dilute the H2O2 to the desired concentration, then add the colloidal silver to the solution. The amount of hydrogen peroxide to use will depend on the type and quality of colloidal silver. The higher the particle content, the more hydrogen peroxide will need to be used. A 3% H2O2 solution with colloidal silver is much more reactive than standard 3% H2O2 solution.

Drinking hydrogen peroxide may cause an upset stomach. Hydrogen peroxide should be taken on an empty stomach, one hour before meals or three hours after meals. Food in the stomach may cause excess foaming, indigestion or vomiting. Those with chronic systemic Candidiasis may need to start with 1 drop in 8oz. of water 3 times a day, then 2 drops in 8oz. of water three times a day before starting a schedule. Do not mix chlorinated tap water with 35% Food Grade Hydrogen Peroxide! People with serious problems will benefit from staying on 25 drops three times a day for one to three weeks, then tapering down to 25 drops two times daily until the problem is resolved (1 to 6 months). Some patients take three or four lecithin capsules at the same time they take the hydrogen peroxide to stop the nausea.

[Anonymous No.3897148]

>>3897135
This sounds mighty like voodoo to me...

[Anonymous No.3897168]

What do philosophy majors end up doing when they graduate anyway?

[Anonymous No.3897170]

>>3897168
Philosophy.

[Anonymous No.3897172]

>>3897168
Cult leaders

[Anonymous No.3897181]

>>3897135
>mfw my dad bought into this stuff and the colloidal silver turned his face blue

[Anonymous No.3897203]

>>3897181
Holy shit, it's papa smurf!

[Anonymous No.3897218]

>>3897181

Ouch.

[Anonymous No.3897229]

>What do philosophy majors end up doing when they graduate anyway?
The one I know became a librarian.

[Anonymous No.3897231]

>>3897168
They're forced to market themselves as "I have a degree in philosophy so I'm smart and I can also do X"

Usually starbucks, though.

[Anonymous No.3897230]

>>3897218
His favorite show is ancient aliens and he sends me youtube videos of alternative physics all the time.

[Anonymous No.3897255]

"What Can I Do with a Philosophy Degree?"
http://cc.kzoo.edu/~mcdowell/What_to_do.htm

>Here are some of the careers and jobs Philosophy majors have excelled in:

>Academic careers in social sciences, humanities, law, medicine, religion, mathematics, business, and the physical sciences
>Teaching
>Law practice
>Medical practice
>Business, management and administration
>Computer science
>Public relations
>Writing and journalism
>Consulting
>Government
>Social work
>Library work
>Ministry
>Systems analysis
>Criminal justice
>Physical sciences

[resident /sci/ economist !!0CqB7P/574e No.3897257]

After reading OP's pic...

I think people in business school like to party a lot. Maybe I feel that way just because I go to ASU AKA party school capital. A lot of people get into business school because they have absolutely no interests, and just think its their best bet when it comes to becoming a super rich fat cat. These kind of people are really prone to partying.

I like engineers, but there is a funny stereotype I have:

>I want to build all kinds of cool stuff in my career
>Machine shop class? Thats for low lifes!

[Anonymous No.3897280]

>>3897168
I have a BFA in Phil
I'm a network architect

[Anonymous No.3897286]

>>3897257
>Implying manufacturing wasn't the best goddamn class I've ever taken.

You have to understand how to build things to design things, else you're going to have a shitty design that may be impossible to make

[resident /sci/ economist !!0CqB7P/574e No.3897296]

>>3897286

I know I fucking agree. Machine shops are awesome. Im currently trying to weasel my way into one right now.

[Anonymous No.3897363]

>>3897296
I took a computer integrated manufacturing course next semester. Looks amazing man.

[Anonymous No.3897408]

>>3897170
>>3897168
Spend another $50K on something that has practical applications.
>Philosophy is for pretentious snobs.
>Sociology, god tier intellectuals.

[Anonymous No.3897803]

>>3897255
>Here are some of the careers and jobs Philosophy majors have excelled in:

mfw
stop you're kiliing me

[Anonymous No.3897824]

>>3897019
>Asian
Fuckin' LOL'd

[Anonymous No.3897872]

>>3897257
most USA colleges don't teach using manual machines anymore, they just talk about it for a few weeks and then move on to CNC stuff. there's too many injuries on the manual machines, and nobody will hire you without knowing CNC anyway, so they figure why bother?

machinist metalworking is a fun hobby, but IMO it's a poor career choice now (at least if you live in a first-world country).... educational requirements are very high and starting pay and advancement are typically very low

[Anonymous No.3897886]

[Anonymous No.3897899]

[GayEmoBetch !.pCLIFaWNg No.3897900]

>>3897886
GOTT STRAFE CHEM

[Anonymous No.3897907]

[index !!+2D5f7jHkjC No.3897959]

>>3897363
>took
>past tense

>next term
>future tense

[Anonymous No.3898693]

I guess the bottom right panel for me would be more like:

>Electrical Engineers
>Computer Engineer transfer applications
>THERE'S NO MORE!

[Anonymous No.3898764]

>>3897286

you don't need to take a machine shop class to understand how to build things, that's pretty absurd. most engineering programs have you do hands on projects however, like making a sterling engine or something if you're doing mechanical. but the major reason for doing machine shop class for engineers IMO is to understand how they build things in the sense of how much time it takes and how you could reduce costs and shit. as in realizing that it would cost a lot more money to make a rectangular cut with squared edges in a piece of metal than a rectangular cut with rounded edges, those are the concepts that the want you to understand so when you design shit you optimize it for the least amount of time it takes for the machinist to complete it which in turn gives your company more profit

[Liberty !!nQrIRh+JHbs No.3898770]

>>3897019

Communism/socialism can work.