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/sci/ joke / pun thread?


I'll start:

Ethanol walks into a bar.
He is an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

>> No.3895699

This is /sci/ not /shittyhumor/

>> No.3895743

Q:What do you get if you replace all the atoms of carbon in a benzene molecule?

A: A ferrous wheel.

>> No.3895789

A /sci/entist walks into a bar.

He walks out without talking to a single female because he's beta as fuck.

>> No.3895883

>>3895743
I think your missing something there.

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If hydrolysis is the splitting of a water molecule, what OS analysis?

Teehee

>> No.3895903

>>3895902

Is* fuck

I'm on a mobile device. Fuck autocomplete.

>> No.3895907

Something that is not about CHEMISTRY please

>> No.3895929

>>3895907
K

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>>3895929

>> No.3896391

>>3895929

Potassium would've been funnier.

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3896407

REPENT!

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>>3895929
What you did there.
I like it.

>> No.3896408

>>3896391
Sodium.

>> No.3897288

>>3896408
laughed heartily for about 4 seconds.

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SMBC

>> No.3897313

>>3897302
>implying euler stumbled upon e

>> No.3897315

I forgot the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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3897328

I just made this and I think it is absolutely hilarious.
what does /sci/ think?

>> No.3897338

>>3897313
It's just a webcomic. It's not supposed to be an alternative to textbook.

>> No.3898969

>>3895789

>beta as fuck

Let me point you in the right direction >>>/fit/

>> No.3898985

not a joke but a favorite 'pick up line' I heard

Baby I'm like DNA Helicase, I'd love to unzip your genes.

>> No.3899023

Your mother is so FAT, her name is case-sensitive and limited to about 8.3 characters.

>> No.3899033

>>3898985
Molecular Biology major here, fucking genius

>> No.3899044

>>3899033
I heard that in 11th grade after taking AP bio and thought it was funny. Molecular bio major not required.