/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3888997]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "what would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no god, or no heaven or hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no god, or no heaven or hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?

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[Anonymous No.3889014]

Different creatures create different biological processes accustomed to their environment

[Vortex Ops No.3889019]

Okay, okay. 8/10. You made me loose my last shred of respect for atheists.

Now move along you silly goose.

[Anonymous No.3889030]

Why can't we get along?

[Anonymous No.3889053]

>>3888997

Having a clever comeback is NOT THE SAME as being right.

I've got some corn stuck all in my shit. Time for you to pick 'em out and eat 'em up.

[Anonymous No.3889075]

> "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no god, or no heaven or hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

broke into treats laughing at this point, going to keep reading

[Anonymous No.3889090]

Good story OP. However it should continue with "The butthurt sex starved atheist found out where the little girl was staying and raped her later that night."

[Anonymous No.3889104]

>>3889053
Depends bro.

Unless you can resurrect, nobody, but absolutely nobody in this blue little hellhole can say anything about the afterlife.

Your assumption that there is no afterlife, right now, is based of belief, and not actual science. That is to say, this is your faith.

[Anonymous No.3889110]

ergo religion is crap.
>yfw epiphany

[Anonymous No.3889147]

>>3889090
>bro fist

[Anonymous No.3889169]

>>3889104
> Your assumption that there is no afterlife, right now, is based of belief, and not actual science.

Dead wrong, dunghole. There is no afterlife since there's precisely ZERO evidence for it. You see, we CAN prove a negative, since your claims are falsified BY THEIR SHEER ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE.

[Anonymous No.3889238]

>>3889169
absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

[Anonymous No.3889311]

It's because of anus shape, TYPE OF FUCKING PLANTS IN THEIR DIET, their intestinal tract length, etc.

[Anonymous No.3889313]

So I heard that back in the 1500s, this one guy conclusively PROVED, SCIENTIFICALLY AND LOGICALLY, that neutrinos (small particles, millions of which fly through your body every day) did not exist because seriously who the fuck no evidence for what I don't even what is neutrino etc.

[sage No.3889327]

A theist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "what would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the theist. "How about why there is a god, and a heaven and hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a god, or heaven or hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?

There i fixed it.

[Anonymous No.3889328]

>>3888997
lol, retarded theist is trying to offend atheism, how cute.

[Anonymous No.3889345]

>>3889238
Invisible pink unicorn, FSM and russel's teapot.
You make assumption, you gotta prove it, otherwise GTFO of /sci/

[resident /sci/ economist !!0CqB7P/574e No.3889350]

Who is in OP's pic?

[Anonymous No.3889351]

>>3889169
ID is not a theory, since it cannot be proven.

It is scientifically unsound to try and prove or disprove ID

You claim to have a scientific mind, yet what you are doing is considered philosophy, not science. Since you have no philosophical backing, any point you make about religion cannot be taken seriously.

You are proving how ignorant you are by continuing this conversation

[Anonymous No.3889354]

>>3889090
L2read, he said atheist, not priest. These two words aren't even that similar.

[Anonymous No.3889360]

>>3889238
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.3889383]

>>3889354
priest, theist and atheist walk into a bar.

The priest says, I want to rape little boys.

The End.

[Anonymous No.3889396]

>>3889383
>too soon.
>The theist goes, "Let me bring you my son."
>The atheist pulls out a shotgun from his pocket, blows both of them and takes good care of the child.
>The end

[Anonymous No.3889398]

>>3888997
What the actual fuck.

-Who would say that to a little girl? "Hey, did you also happen to know that there is no santa?"

-Where are this girls' parents? And why the fuck are they letting her on a trip all by herself?

-The fuck does that comeback have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.3889399]

A priest was seated next to a little boy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little boy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, "what would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the priest. "How about why there is a god, or a heaven or hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," he said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The priest, visibly surprised by the little boy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmm, I have no idea." To which the little boy replies, "do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a god, or a heaven or hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?
The priest then took the little boy into the toilet where the boy was molested and converted to Christianity.
The end.

[Anonymous No.3889404]

>>3889396
Sounds like someones homophobic.

[Anonymous No.3889406]

>>3889398
It's a stupid bit of religious autofellatio the ignorant religious tell themselves to feel superior.

[Anonymous No.3889416]

>>3889404
>homophobic
I literally laughed out loud cuz of you

[Anonymous No.3889452]

<span class="math">S\mathbb{C}\mathbb{I}E\mathbb{N}\mathbb{C}E[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.3889482]

I'm starting to look forward to this board getting axed.

[Anonymous No.3889521]

>>3888997
MODS IS GODS

[Anonymous No.3889766]

Another religion troll publicly banned?
This is amazing. Mods do exist.