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>Go to strip club
>Smell like weed
>Bring speed and pills
>Stripper starts flirting
>Finds out I have drugs, flirts harder
>Asks about my life, tell her I'm a chemistry major
>Her eyes light up like a child in a candy store
>Suddenly, she asks i want to smoke with her in her car during her break. Offers to buy weed from me instead of asking for it for free
>mfw

I'm loving chemistry more and more.

>> No.3872490

>>3872480
Enjoy throwing your future away by getting arrest for drug peddling.

>> No.3872493 [DELETED] 

>chemistry
>not a shit tier parrot science

>> No.3872500

>hot
>strippers
no

>> No.3872510

>>3872493

Hopefully, eventually /sci/ will come to the realization that all branches of science rely on knowing and understanding things that people discovered before. When this occurs, you will be able to say that /sci/ understands ONE aspect of the nature of science...

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3872512

>>3872493
>implying you're not jelly as hell
>>3872500
Around here, strippers look like this.

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3872527

>>3872521
>yfw posting

>> No.3872521 [DELETED] 

>>3872512
duckface
wouldn't bang

>> No.3872532

>>3872510
LOL BUTTHURT BIO-DRONE DETECTED

>> No.3872538

>>3872500
You must be going to some REALLY cheap strip clubs then.

>> No.3872542

>>3872512
Around here, those girls aren't hot.
Enjoy having sex with your orange love dolls.

>> No.3872555

>>3872500
Are you fucking retarded? At a nice strip club they don't hire anything but attractive women.

>> No.3872584

So if you do drugs and tell women you're a chem major they think you can make them or some shit?

Are women really this stupid?

>> No.3872605

>>3872584
Not OP, but the first thing a girl said to me when I told her I was a chemistry was "cool, you can make some drugs then." Became fuck buddies really fast, even though she has a boyfriend.

>> No.3872616

>>3872512

I'm sure these girls would look beautiful if they didn't tan their skin to death and fry their hair.

>> No.3873923

>>3872616
I'm sure these girls would look beautiful if they weren't girls and had a penis instead.